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I am going to lie face down on the floor for an hour.

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  • #52
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    Abi wrote: »
    I didn't see no ads neithers =/

    If you have an adblocker setup on your browser, you end up missing out on the ads.


  • #53
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I heard a siren.


  • #54
    jay-me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jay-me


    My life has reached a new low...


  • #55
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Corkfeen wrote: »
    If you have an adblocker setup on your browser, you end up missing out on the ads.
    Bollix. I've been missin' out this whole time!! :mad:


  • #56
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Just happened on this, what have I missed ? How long has he been on the floor ? Is he going for the record of being on the floor ? Is he just having a lie down ??


  • #57
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Only 10 more minutes Joe...you can do it!!!!!!


  • #58
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Oh hes struggling, he just groaned and shuffled, a few sniffs coming aswell.

    I can only imagine the pain he must be enduring as we speak, hes a true athlete.

    DO IT FOR THE USA JOE!!!!!!


  • #59
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Is your hip bone not sore, digging into the ground.


  • #60
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Is your hip bone not sore, digging into the ground.

    Shhhhhh. Dont distract him.

    Pure Art it is!!!


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  • #61
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Is your hip bone not sore, digging into the ground.

    I'm sure he's been training for this for a while, his hips will used to it.


  • #62
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,681 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    It's been done already, and at least this had music....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8


  • #63
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    You should have set it up so a ghost will appear on the screen scaring the bejaysus out of us.


  • #64
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    It's funny to think there are 27 people watching a man lying on a floor.


  • #65
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Minutes are like hours, truly inspirational.

    I can't wait to see him get up, I wonder what measures he has in place, an alarm maybe? The first few minutes after rising will be crucial, stretch the arms and legs, blow the nose, he might be ok......


  • #66
    AnnaVanilla
    Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭AnnaVanilla


    That carpet doesn't look too clean...

    What's that thing in the corner by his head?


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  • #67
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    You should have set it up so a ghost will appear on the screen scaring the bejaysus out of us.

    Its early yet!


    4 minutes Joe!!!! GO JOE_GO JOE_GO JOE


  • #68
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    AnnaVanilla wrote: »
    That carpet doesn't look too clean...

    What's that thing in the corner by his head?

    The rest of his head....


  • #69
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Chucken wrote: »
    Only 10 more minutes Joe...you can do it!!!!!!

    Okay.. I'm thinking just leave out the cockroaches bit, but..
    So what is actually in your carpet?

    The following list gives you some idea of the possible contents of your "clean" carpet.

    Asbestos
    dusts
    Asphalt
    Bacteria
    Blood (dried)
    Candle wax
    Cardboard dust
    Car Exhaust
    Cellulose dust
    Chalk dust
    Chemicals
    Cockroach dust
    Concrete dust
    Cooking oil residue
    Cotton fibers
    Dead skin scales
    Dirt
    Dust mites
    Dust mite Feces
    Dust mite Carcasses
    Deodorant residue
    Earth
    Fleas, eggs & bodies
    Flour dust
    Fly dust
    Food particles
    Foot powder dust
    Fungus
    Gasoline residues
    Germs (assorted)
    Grease
    Grime
    Grit
    Hair
    Hairspray residue
    Hazardous Wastes
    Hydrocarbons
    Insecticides
    Industrial Waste
    Lice bodies
    Makeup residue
    Metal particles
    Microscopic fiber
    Mildews
    Molds
    Mud
    Newspaper dust and ink
    Nits
    Oils - MANY kinds
    Paper dust
    Pet:
    - dander
    - feces
    - hair
    - oils
    - urine
    Plant decay
    Pollens
    Pollutants, air
    Resins Rhinovirus
    Rocks, big & little
    Salts
    Sand
    Seeds
    Smoke, all kinds
    Soil
    Soot
    Spiders, dead
    Tars
    Textile fibers
    Tobacco residues
    Viruses (assorted)
    Vomit
    Worms (Microscopic)

    And because it's Joe, feck knows what else :pac:


  • #70
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I think he was murdered and the murderer started this thread to buy time.

    Edit, nope, he coughed.


  • #71
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Just in the door now.

    Have I missed much?


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  • #72
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    OH NOES! A cough!

    The reprucussions of this could be crucial!?! :eek:


  • #73
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Bit of a cough there..... he seems to have some kind of red pillow, cheating maybe?


  • #74
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    True Artists dont have time for mundane things like cleaning.


  • #75
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Oh, oh, oh - he coughed.
    Did any one else hear that?
    Was the best bit so far.


  • #76
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Whoa I'm late to the party...

    Can someone give me the highlights of what I've missed so far?


  • #77
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    nummnutts wrote: »
    Just in the door now.

    Have I missed much?

    epic timing


  • #78
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    The auld dust mites, bits of skin, and spider bits are getting to work on the lungs I see..


  • #79
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    HE'S DONE IT !!!!!!


  • #80
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,551 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Oh good god, what is this sh1t?!
    He'll have to move to turn off the camera at some point.

    That's why I'm afraid to look away. Fcuk! Something happened just there and the screen went black! He's answered the phone!

    Still, as performance art it's not a patch on Interior Semiotics.


  • #81
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    What would make this epic is if someone did a spot of hoovering in the same room. !
    http://images.wikia.com/fatherted/images/d/dc/PortalDougal.gif


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  • #82
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    That was a better stream than that eejit jumping out of space last week.


  • #83
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Ahhhhhhh :eek: Joe is a big hairy fecker


  • #84
    jay-me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jay-me


    HA Legend!!! It was worth it hahah that beard and hat made it!


  • #85
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    Is that a wig? Be honest!


  • #86
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Wow! REALLY didn't look like I thought he would.
    I'm glad I waited a few minutes before having my smoke.
    Wouldn't want to have missed that.


  • #87
    AnnaVanilla
    Registered Users Posts: 174 ✭✭AnnaVanilla


    And just as it was getting interesting it's over... I feel so empty now...


  • #88
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Well at least I got to see the exciting bit when the alarm went off and he sat up then waved to the camera....

    Nice beard by the way :)


  • #89
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    IT WAS A HAT ALL ALONG!!!!

    He appears to have had an epipheny and morphed into Jesus our Lord the Saviour. WE'RE SAVED!!!!








    ****in Hippy


  • #90
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    kowloon wrote: »
    That's why I'm afraid to look away. Fcuk! Something happened just there and the screen went black! He's answered the phone!

    Still, as performance art it's not a patch on Interior Semiotics.

    Pretty sure the phone was set as a one hour alarm :)


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  • #91
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    You see people..This was an experiment by Joe to see how sheepish we are :o

    Well played Joe...well played


  • #92
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    Any chance you could do a different floor every day?

    Guaranteed ratings!


  • #93
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Ah Joe.


  • #94
    wnolan1992
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    WELL DONE JOE!

    HIS FATHER WAS FROM OFFALY! HIS MOTHER FROM MAYO! BUT HERE IN 2012, BIPOLAR JOE HAS PUT HIS NAME IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY RIGHT NEXT TO THE GREATS!

    Katie Taylor! Wayne McCullagh, Sonia O'Sullivan, and now BiPolar Joe!

    This is truly one of the greatest days in Irish history. Not since Michael Collins signed the Anglo-Irish Treaty has there been such celebrations!









    I may be over exaggerating this slightly...


  • #95
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,551 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    tin79 wrote: »
    Pretty sure the phone was set as a one hour alarm :)

    I'm a bit on the slow side.


  • #96
    tin79
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    kowloon wrote: »
    I'm a bit on the slow side.

    Given that we all spent an hour watching that I think we must all be :o


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  • #97
    jay-me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭jay-me


    Did anyone record it???


  • #98
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,551 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QR9QP0Rjsc


  • #99
    Martyn1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Congrats Joe, truly inspirational, I'm now running late for my own going away party


  • #100
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Wow, seven pages? I thought El Weirdo would have locked this.


  • #101
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Come on Joe give us your analysis. How was it?


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