I am going to lie face down on the floor for an hour.

Chucken

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Wow, seven pages? I thought El Weirdo would have locked this.

Bet he was watching too

Dangerous Man

You have to take every 'lying down on the floor for an hour' episode on its merits Bill.

Bucklesman

AH I'M AFTER MISSING THIS.

FUP IT ANYWAY.

Bipolar Joe

My shoulder and neck hurts. The hour went pretty quickly. After a while, I could feel this weird rush start at my feet and pass up my body very quickly as my ears filled with white noise every so often. Then I inhaled something, which was when I coughed, and it didn't happen again.

Chucken

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

My shoulder and neck hurts. The hour went pretty quickly. After a while, I could feel this weird rush start at my feet and pass up my body very quickly as my ears filled with white noise every so often. Then I inhaled something, which was when I coughed, and it didn't happen again.

What inspired you to do it?

tin79

Just watching it again there now. Are you the big black square standing in front of the screen?

Fine black square ya are so.

dodderangler

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

It's funny to think there are 27 people watching a man lying on a floor.

And your one of them
27 idiots

Bipolar Joe

Also, I do not get paid for the ads. That gets put in by UStream because my channel is free.

Real Life

Cant believe i missed this

Dangerous Man

dodderangler wrote: »

And your one of them
27 idiots

Good book title.

PizzamanIRL

dodderangler wrote: »

And your one of them
27 idiots

So...tempted.

tin79

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

My shoulder and neck hurts. The hour went pretty quickly. After a while, I could feel this weird rush start at my feet and pass up my body very quickly as my ears filled with white noise every so often. Then I inhaled something, which was when I coughed, and it didn't happen again.

Truly beautiful, its like I was there in the moment with you. Sniff.

Bipolar Joe

Chucken wrote: »

What inspired you to do it?

I just wanted to lie on the floor.

I suppose I streamed it for a couple of reasons. Mostly I just like the idea of there being a live video of someone lying face down on their floor.

JessePinkman

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I just wanted to lie on the floor.

I suppose I streamed it for a couple of reasons. Mostly I just like the idea of there being a live video of someone lying face down on their floor.

OOOOOOOOOOKAY!!!!

Standard Toaster

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

My shoulder and neck hurts. The hour went pretty quickly. After a while, I could feel this weird rush start at my feet and pass up my body very quickly as my ears filled with white noise every so often. Then I inhaled something, which was when I coughed, and it didn't happen again.

ON TMZ now, James Cameroon looking to do a remake in 4D & smell-o-vision.
Who will play you Joe?

Chucken

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I just wanted to lie on the floor.

I suppose I streamed it for a couple of reasons. Mostly I just like the idea of there being a live video of someone lying face down on their floor.

Deep.....:cool::D

AnnaVanilla

Well done Joe! What an achievement!






(Even though I was secretely watching it cause I was hoping you'd fall asleep and let out a fart or two... come on, I can't be the only one who was thinking that?! )

PizzamanIRL

AnnaVanilla wrote: »

Well done Joe! What an achievement!






(Even though I was secretely watching it cause I was hoping you'd fall asleep and let out a fart or two... come on, I can't be the only one who was thinking that?! )

I was hoping he'd fall asleep and go past the hour, causing a huge panic on boards.

Real Life

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I just wanted to lie on the floor.

I suppose I streamed it for a couple of reasons. Mostly I just like the idea of there being a live video of someone lying face down on their floor.

well its the one things thats been needed for a long time

Bipolar Joe

Standard Toaster wrote: »

ON TMZ now, James Cameroon looking to do a remake in 4D & smell-o-vision.
Who will play you Joe?

Steve Buscemi.

Scioch

You anything in mind for your next feat Joe ?

kowloon

Actually the most exciting thing that's happened today.

Chucken

I think this is a lot deeper than we think.

We sat watching Joe on the floor waiting for him to do something or for it not to actually be Joe.

We need to start seeing things as they really are.

Take time to stop and stare! :cool:

Bipolar Joe

Scioch wrote: »

You anything in mind for your next feat Joe ?

I didn't think of a sequel. Maybe counting, but I like the idea of inertia, so possibly leaning against a wall.

PizzamanIRL

Don't forget to turn on the stream tonight before you go asleep.

Bipolar Joe

I'm glad I did this now. For something that I thought was just a pointless exercise, it looks like some people got something kind of philosophical out of it.

Sauve

The artist formerly known as Kevin Duffy has just contacted me to ask me to tell everybody that he loves this thread!
Good work Joe

Chucken

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm glad I did this now. For something that I thought was just a pointless exercise, it looks like some people got something kind of philosophical out of it.

Nothing is ever pointless

Abi

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm glad I did this now. For something that I thought was just a pointless exercise, it looks like some people got something kind of philosophical out of it.

Chucken wrote: »

Nothing is ever pointless

So you figured.. I dunno, I'll just do this for the hell of it. So, tell me Joe, what were you thinking that whole time? Have you learned anything by your experience?


/points mic at Joe

Bipolar Joe

Abi wrote: »

So you figured.. I dunno, I'll just do this for the hell of it. So, tell me Joe, what were you thinking that whole time? Have you learned anything by your experience?


/points mic at Joe

I thought about love. Then I started to hurt so I thought about that for a while.

EDIT: I also realised that I've run out of coffee.

BillyMitchel

Joe you didn't record it by anychance?! I missed it

Bipolar Joe

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Joe you didn't record it by anychance?! I missed it

Nope. There's an option to record it, but I never thought to click it.

Itwasntme.

This thread is totes hilar! Thank you Joe. I am now a fan.

Watching you lie on the floor for an hour has truly changed how I used to see lying on the floor. Before, I thought it simply meant lying on the floor but now I realize that it's a transcendent art form, through which one can achieve spiritual enlightenment.

swiftman

im gutted i missed it. rrr was reading about obama and silly/pointless other things.

why do these things always happen to me

Defiler Of The Coffin

Chucken wrote: »

Nothing is ever pointless

What about a broken pencil?

Abi

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I thought about love. Then I started to hurt so I thought about that for a while.

It wasn't coughing was it?! you were choking with tears! :eek:

EDIT: I also realised that I've run out of coffee.

I feel your pain Joe, me too

Itwasntme. wrote: »

This thread is totes hilar! Thank you Joe. I am now a fan.

Did you actually just say that, or my eyes deceiving me?

BillyMitchel

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Nope. There's an option to record it, but I never thought to click it.

next time joe, next time!! give a few hours notice so we can all get our cocks tea and biscuits in hand for all the action.

Bipolar Joe

Abi wrote: »

It wasn't coughing was it?! you were choking with tears! :eek:

I mean lying down started to hurt. The floor is laminate.

Scioch

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I mean lying down started to hurt. The floor is laminate.

Just when you think you knew what happened he hits ya with a twist !! There's layers to this, like an onion. Like a big hairy onion lying on a laminate floor !!

Itwasntme.

Abi wrote: »

Did you actually just say that, or my eyes deceiving me?

Totes magotes.

youreadthat

Oh fcuk, I bet this was what it felt like to miss the moon landings.

Abi

Scioch wrote: »

Just when you think you knew what happened he hits ya with a twist !! There's layers to this, like an onion. Like a big hairy onion lying on a laminate floor !!

Unless he disinfected the laminates before he hit the deck, I'm still all over this

Edit:

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Totes magotes.

Oh okay. Do people randomly attack you when you speak?

@ ... no wait feck that wasn't it.. #

Chucken

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

What about a broken pencil?

It still has its uses....I'm sure?

Sauve

Chucken wrote: »

It still has its uses....I'm sure?

Good for kneeling on :mad:

Bipolar Joe

Abi wrote: »

Unless he disinfected the laminates before he hit the deck, I'm still all over this

I didn't, I rarely clean up.

TheStook

WHY DID I MISS THIS.

Give us some notice next time Joey me oul' flower.

Maybe you could lie face down on your kitchen table? Or perhaps in your bathroom.

Or just record yourself sleeping in your bed, now thats something I would watch. imagine trying to sleep knowing that maybe 20 people are watching you and commenting about it. You couldnt.

PROVE ME WRONG JOE GOWAN.

Abi

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I didn't, I rarely clean up.

Oh, okay. So what now Joe?


/swings arms awkwardly

Corkfeen

Abi wrote: »

The auld dust mites, bits of skin, and spider bits are getting to work on the lungs I see..

I'd be more paranoid about the worms tbh. :pac:

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I didn't think of a sequel. Maybe counting, but I like the idea of inertia, so possibly leaning against a wall.

Hang by your legs from a pull-up bar for one hour.

Bipolar Joe

Abi wrote: »

Oh, okay. So what now Joe?


/swings arms awkwardly

Now I'm having a smoke and eating crisps.

I really enjoyed lying down. You should all try it some time.

Corkfeen wrote: »

Hang by your legs from a pull-up bar for one hour.

I don't want to have a nosebleed.

Chucken

Sauve wrote: »

Good for kneeling on :mad:

Ohhhhh you just gave me an idea!!

Joe for your next thingy, kneel on a pencil for an hour