Proverbs or sayings you think you have made up thread

bogwalrus

I think i made up the following:

"an old mans cliche is a young mans ambition"


"a dishonest man hides his dishonesty with honesty"


Has anyone else ever made up any sayings and thought to yourself, jaysus i'm smart!

Or have you heard a saying and said " jaysus, i made that up"

Also i think i came up with that school bus phrase;

H.U.S.B.A.N.D
(having usual sex banging around night and day)


Whats yours?

Max Power

W.A.S.T

What a shite thread.

Where To

If you want the winter to pass quick buy dear kent land.

flutterflye

What a load of shyte on a stick floating down the river.

frozenfrozen

A fag in the hand is better than one in the ass

castletownman

Older black women make the best iced tea

Wacker The Attacker

Blast this thread with sh1t

AnonoBoy

I've got loads:

• Sh*t my pants and call me Betsy!
• My cat said to say hi.
• Flatulent Larry! Flatulent Larry! Flatulent Larry told me to do it!
• We call that being Shortalled!
• Pull the other one OP, and do it hard and fast, now slow, now slower, now fast again. That's it.
• Bless him/her with prayer.
• Cold Shoulder Bro.

up for anything

If a thing is worth doing well, it's worth putting off to do till tomorrow.

mr_edge_to_you

Does the pope sh!t in the woods?

The Gnome

Assumption is the death of goats.

The ears of a hawk.

MadsL

In before this thread is doused in petrol and torched.