Christening cake message, suggestions please after hours?

crazyderk

So I'm having a bit of a tiff with the misses. My son is getting baptised on Sunday and were getting a cake, she wants to put some barf message like "Andrew, Gods precious gift"

I want to keep it simple like "happy christening" or something like that!

So after-hours whats your best suggestion for a christening cake?

Sarky

"You're adopted"

1ZRed

Do whatever, not as if he's going to be able to read it

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"Fcuk the Pope" and ask the priest if he wants a slice.

splendid101

"Take you God into your soul the way I take a sh*t into the toilet" - Timeless classic.


To be serious. That message suggested by your partner is really cheesy. I don't think I could stomach cake after reading that.

Red Pepper

"Happy Christening, You can checkout anytime you like but you can never leave!"

Bipolar Joe

"Now you get to go to Heaven when you grow old and die."

Happy Christening
Lucifer

youreadthat

"Priest, we're watching you"

hoodwinked

Just put his name on it!

im invisible

'thats your place in the local school sorted'

splendid101

hoodwinked wrote: »

Just put his name on it!

I don't get it - that's not funny or inappropriate at all.

1ZRed

Sarky wrote: »

"You're adopted"

I actually cannot wait to say that to a kid some day!

endacl

How about 'my parents signed me up without my consent to to a superstitious anachronistic cult who will never acknowledge the fact that I might not wish to belong when I'm old enough to make up my own mind, and all I got was this crappy cake'?

You may need a bigger cake...

girl2

I do the odd cake for people and some of what people want has included:

Welcome Baby Whatever.
God Bless Baby Whatever.
Whatever - Christening.

Although one of the nicest ones was a very simple design - plain white with a wee sugar craft crib on it (cutesie wee baby in the crib) and the only message being the baby's name.

Congrats on the baby btw

jluv

"God Bless(insert name)"

girl2

Just see the baby's name is Andrew - I didn't include the name in my last post there :rolleyes:

admiralofthefleet

'daddy should have pulled out'

Larianne

EAT ME!

flutterflye

God is dead, and no one cares, and if there is a hell, I'll see you there.

muckisluck

Now you can throw me to the lions!

reginald

Don't put anything on it, just bake a jumper in it

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'd just go along with her idea. It's only a cake, not worth having an argument over. Hope you all have a nice day.

naughtysmurf

Just do what you are told so Andrew doesn't grow up as an only child because you wont be getting any ever again if you cross the missus on this

flutterflye

Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness,
And cleanliness is godliness, and god is empty just like me.

ladypip

Welcome baby Andrew.

Shakti

why would you want to name a cake?

castletownman

girl2 wrote: »

I do the odd cake for people and some of what people want has included:

Welcome Baby Whatever.
God Bless Baby Whatever.
Whatever - Christening.

Although one of the nicest ones was a very simple design - plain white with a wee sugar craft crib on it (cutesie wee baby in the crib) and the only message being the baby's name.

Congrats on the baby btw

Jesus, parents are getting lazier coming up with novel baby names

r3nu4l

Deftlefthand is right, really not worth an argument over it.

AH answer: How about "Let the brainwashing and indoctrination begin", or "This cake represents my parent's belief in one of the thousands of different religious systems recorded throughout history"

MadsL

Congratulations on your Christening!
You are now given a free pass to judge others, inflict guilt and fear, and make moral choices on their behalf yet get absolution for your own horrific behaviour.

Bit long though eh?

littleredspot

I'm a cake decorator and usually I'd write "Andrew 27.10.2012" on the cake. And "Congratulations on your Christening Day" on the board.

But from now on I'm going for this:D

endacl wrote: »

'my parents signed me up without my consent to to a superstitious anachronistic cult who will never acknowledge the fact that I might not wish to belong when I'm old enough to make up my own mind, and all I got was this crappy cake'?

locohobo

"MUMMY SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED"!!!:mad:

Talib Fiasco

Oh your wife is one of those mothers huh?

I quite like that 'Welcome baby Andrew' suggestion tbh...it actually fits alot of things to do with the birth of the kid.

Birroc

"I make Original Sin look good"

Morag

Sarky wrote: »

"You're adopted"

More like

You're indoctrinated.

themadchef

ladypip wrote: »

Welcome baby Andrew.

Is the standard alot people go with...

but we dont want that do we?



Own up, im impotent.

Swingers night rocked.

Lassie never came home.

Bambi dies.

FML ( in advance) if youre a bit shakey at the auld icing.

Lawrence1895

A picture of LaVey maybe?

Pumpkinseeds

flutterflye wrote: »

God is dead, and no one cares, and if there is a hell, I'll see you there.

The poor child will need a few years of Catholicism to fully appreciate the Nine Inch Nails

Fr_Dougal

"I didn't ask to be born".

Praetorian Saighdiuir

"6 months ago my dad poked me in the eye"

Welcome our handsome little devil

DonkeyStyle \o/

Refer your wife to Ephesians 5:22

Sarky

"Welcome to life, future criminal."

WoollyRedHat

Hasta la vista, baby.

BusyMum12

Cash gifts only please.
Sincerely,
Andrew.

Matt_Trakker

Antidisestablishmentarianism

PC CDROM

crazyderk wrote: »

So I'm having a bit of a tiff with the misses. My son is getting baptised on Sunday and were getting a cake, she wants to put some barf message like "Andrew, Gods precious gift"

I want to keep it simple like "happy christening" or something like that!

So after-hours whats your best suggestion for a christening cake?

"Welcome to the world. Enjoy!"

I put that on some flowers I sent to a friend after they had a baby....

kincsem

"He is so advanced for his age"

ScumLord

"There is no god, I'm a pointless cake, please eat me now"

endacl

ScumLord wrote: »

"There is no god, I'm a pointless cake, please eat me now"

Pointless cake? I know this is AH, but seriously? Stop taking the pi55.

Pointless cake!?! Jebus....

Calibos

"May God the Santa Tooth-Fairy Bunny Bless you"