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Christening cake message, suggestions please after hours?

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  • #52
    javagal
    Registered Users Posts: 2,237 ✭✭✭javagal


    Ermagherd christncake


  • #53
    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    Born to be Wild or Bad to the Bone. Accompany it with the relevant song.


  • #54
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Ha!!


  • #55
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    "Hello during a random dessert"


  • #56
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    'Paternity uncertain"


  • #57
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    'daddy should have pulled out'
    locohobo wrote: »
    "MUMMY SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED"!!!:mad:

    How about: "All Daddy wanted was a blow job."


  • #58
    General Relativity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 683 ✭✭✭General Relativity


    Can't go wrong with a nice Bible verse;
    Ezekiel 23:19; Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.


  • #59
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    littleredspot wrote: »
    I'm a cake decorator and usually I'd write "Andrew 27.10.2012" on the cake. And "Congratulations on your Christening Day" on the board.

    But from now on I'm going for this:D
    Just don't forget to add ©endacl!

    :D


  • #60
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    "There is no (childs name) only Zuul"


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  • #61
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    "hands off this one, father."


  • #62
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,420 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    crazyderk wrote: »
    "Andrew, Gods precious gift"
    Holy Spirit inseminating young ladies again?

    Hope Andrew's middle name is Jesus.


  • #63
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    "Turns out she can get pregnant when on top"


  • #64
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    "Durex failed me"


  • #65
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Let her put anything she likes on it, but then lick off all the icing before the guests arrive. Blame it on the dog. Bonus points if you don't own a dog.


  • #66
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    You already owe money to Germany.


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  • #67
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,133 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Never visit Atheist Central to ask advice on what to put on a christening cake.


  • #68
    LivelineDipso
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 510 ✭✭✭LivelineDipso


    Welcome Future IMF Slave


  • #69
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Happy christening Magaggie!


  • #70
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Never visit Atheist Central to ask advice on what to put on a christening cake.
    They will need a bigger cake to fit all that on.


  • #71
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,133 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    They will need a bigger cake to fit all that on.

    It will be good practice for reading the small print.


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  • #72
    davetherave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭davetherave


    If it was up the bum, I wouldn't have had you son.

    Turns out the cake was a lie.

    Sorry for your loss.


  • #73
    mr_edge_to_you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,148 ✭✭✭mr_edge_to_you


    Jesue loves you, everyone else thinks you're a pr1ck!


  • #74
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    CruelCoin wrote: »
    "Durex failed me"
    "Never confuse Durex and Dulux"


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