What do you use to eat your dinner?

supernova84

I generally use a knife and fork but if I'm in a hurry I'll just grab stuff with my fingers. If I have time and the meal ate well I may give the plate a quick lick. What tools do you use to eat your dinner?

Birroc

My mouth

FatherLen

hammers

Praetorian Saighdiuir

My butler

flutterflye

Ah you know, the usual - a newspaper, a candle, some lego, my freckles, shoelaces, the tv remote - that kind of thing.

youreadthat

A condom.

Neewbie_noob

Nothing, if I'm feeling posh my butler gets me some dessert.

The Gnome

Anyone not eating with a splayd is so last century.

wellboytoo

A tube wife's a poor cook

kneemos

My granny chews it and puts it back on the plate so I only have to swallow.

supernova84

supernova84 wrote: »

I generally use a knife and fork but if I'm in a hurry I'll just grab stuff with my fingers. If I have time and the meal ate well I may give the plate a quick lick. What tools do you use to eat your dinner?

Surely if you are in a hurry it'd be quicker to eat with a knife and fork.

Mash potatoes and beans with your fingers for example..

WoollyRedHat

Scissors :Sigh:

matt-dublin

why isn't there a poll???? i choose atari jaguar.

Neewbie_noob

A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.

seven_eleven

Eating with your hands? Really? REALLY? Anybody else getting an image of op picking up clumps of mashed potato and cabbage all over his hands and face falling on his clothes etc? :pac:

supernova84

seven_eleven wrote: »

Eating with your hands? Really? REALLY? Anybody else getting an image of op picking up clumps of mashed potato and cabbage all over his hands and face falling on his clothes etc? :pac:

Yes and for desert I fill the bathtub with ice cream and sit there twiddling my strawberries

stop animal cruelty

seven_eleven wrote: »

Eating with your hands? Really? REALLY? Anybody else getting an image of op picking up clumps of mashed potato and cabbage all over his hands and face falling on his clothes etc? :pac:

and the gravy running through your fingers :L

stop animal cruelty

l just stick my head in the plate..no need for no forks no nothin!

NegativeCreep

Me willy obviously.

Chucken

supernova84 wrote: »

I generally use a knife and fork but if I'm in a hurry I'll just grab stuff with my fingers. If I have time and the meal ate well I may give the plate a quick lick. What tools do you use to eat your dinner?

Are you 3...

Big Nasty

Depends on the dish - mainly a knife and fork. However chipper food should always be eaten with your hands and out of a paper bag, never, ever put on a plate.

a fat guy

I'm practising with chipsticks until I'm good enough to use chopsticks.

B.A._Baracus

Whos idea was it to serve fish and chips on newspaper anyways? :pac:

Emeraldy Pebbles

A metal dealie. And another metal dealie.

Shryke

This is one of those threads that comes across so dumb I had to come in and gawk.

Real Life

a fat guy wrote: »

I'm practising with chipsticks until I'm good enough to use chopsticks.

i seriously think chopsticks are the way to go. they will slow you down eating which seems to be a problem for a lot of people and its terrible for digestion.

chipsticks are also a good idea because then when you think you've finished eating, oh look what we have here, 2 tasty chipsticks to finish off with. good idea.

bbam

supernova84 wrote: »

I'll just grab stuff with my fingers.

You having soup in a hurry wouldn't be a nice thing so..

Chuck Stone

I mash it into sludge with my feet and then suck it off my toes.

a fat guy

Real Life wrote: »

i seriously think chopsticks are the way to go. they will slow you down eating which seems to be a problem for a lot of people and its terrible for digestion.

chipsticks are also a good idea because then when you think you've finished eating, oh look what we have here, 2 tasty chipsticks to finish off with. good idea.

I know! And if they break, OH LOOK, I HAVE AN ENTIRE BAG OF THEM!

Not to mention that when someone has "wandering hands" at the table, poking them in the eye with a chipstick leaves less permanent damage than being stabbed with a fork.

I seriously don't see why chipsticks aren't sold in the cutlery section.

Utter madness.

Celly Smunt

i have this amazing spoon with butter knife notches around the sides,i use that for everything.

Rigol

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Depends on the dish - mainly a knife and fork.

Ruprecht..DONT take the cork off the fork.

PizzamanIRL

Running out of ideas for threads?

Big Nasty

Actually on the topic of chopsticks I feckin' hate the things and the people that use them (here). You go in to any Asian restaurant that has them they also have cutlery too. Why would you bother your hole trying to eat with chopsticks when you can lurry the sh1te in to you better with a knife & fork?

Tar.Aldarion

Spoon ftw

CruelCoin

My baggy foreskin.

Makes a handy scoop, and lends a delightful blue-cheese flavour to everything!

Dravokivich

bbam wrote: »

You having soup in a hurry wouldn't be a nice thing so..

You could just drink it...