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What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?

  • 25-10-2012 10:31pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,279 ✭✭✭✭


    A fascinating conundrum altogether. I just can't quite get my head around it.

    Suggestions?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    If your knees bent the other way, every time you sat down, you'd kick yourself in the face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    MadYaker wrote: »
    A fascinating conundrum altogether. I just can't quite get my head around it.

    Suggestions?

    No knee'd for a special chair, just turn it around;):D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    A chair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    there's an episode of futurama that answers this


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭tacofries


    that is a fascinating question that quite frankly has me utterly mind f~cked!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,279 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    tacofries wrote: »
    that is a fascinating question that quite frankly has me utterly mind f~cked!

    I know! I just can't picture it. Where would the legs be?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    A stool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    F*ck your chair/couch, imagine the cut of us running or even walking!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The seat bit would be tilted forward, and probably a bar in front to rest your gammy legs on.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,507 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Anyone from Wexford town will know of the beggar with that affliction. Creeps me out every single time I see her. Not quiet as famous as Maggie Hurley but definitely something you don't forget


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,299 ✭✭✭✭MadsL


    OP, having troubling telling arse from elbow?


  • Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭Ecarg


    Sure, as long as your hips bend the same way the chair could just have an extended seat to put your feet up... Problem solved!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    How the fook would we walk if our knees bent the other way!! Do you want to answer that one first OP and then get back to us! :)

    I'm not going near any chair designs 'til you answer that


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭King Of Wishful Thinking


    They wouldn't look any different as you still have a back, arse and arms to rest but you sure would make more use of footstools.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,279 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    PingO_O wrote: »
    How the fook would we walk if our knees bent the other way!! Do you want to answer that one first OP and then get back to us! :)

    I'm not going near any chair designs 'til you answer that

    Assuming our feet are still facing the right way we'd have to walk backwards to go forwards?? I think...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    PingO_O wrote: »
    How the fook would we walk if our knees bent the other way!! Do you want to answer that one first OP and then get back to us! :)

    I'm not going near any chair designs 'til you answer that


    Same as walking backwards now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    Same as walking backwards now?

    I'm actually trying to picture that lol give me a few minutes :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Assuming our feet are still facing the right way we'd have to walk backwards to go forwards?? I think...

    Yeah, if our feet faced forwards it would be quite awkward to walk forward wouldn't it and hence it wouldn't be the same as walking backwards now..... you're a pri** OP for messing with us like this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 263 ✭✭Light Switch


    PingO_O wrote: »

    I'm actually trying to picture that lol give me a few minutes :D


    Seriously try it. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    Seriously try it. :)

    I'll take your word for it :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    PingO_O wrote: »
    How the fook would we walk if our knees bent the other way!! Do you want to answer that one first OP and then get back to us! :)

    I'm not going near any chair designs 'til you answer that


    like velociraptors in a mirror


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    BBDBB wrote: »
    like velociraptors in a mirror

    Why velociraptors of all creatures? Why not just humans in a mirror?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭EoghanIRL


    Boombastic wrote: »

    No knee'd for a special chair, just turn it around;):D
    I see what you did there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    broken


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    Remmy wrote: »
    broken

    explain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    PingO_O wrote: »
    explain?

    If our knees bent the other way as a result of the chair then the chair would look broken...or something.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    Remmy wrote: »
    If our knees bent the other way as a result of the chair then the chair would look broken...or something.:o

    Ah, your brain is as fried as mine is right now, damn this is mind boggling.

    I shouldn't have clicked on this thread, I saw the title, I knew it was stupid, but I had to click on the bloody thread.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭King Of Wishful Thinking


    Remmy wrote: »
    If our knees bent the other way as a result of the chair then the chair would look broken...or something.:o

    Like I said, the chair wouldn't need to look any different, as where your knees bent, makes no difference when you're sitting down.

    Would be fcuking hard to get up though and so I'd imagine there would be an ejector button in all armchairs to spring us into action.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    Ask this guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    Like I said, the chair wouldn't need to look any different, as where your knees bent, makes no difference when you're sitting down.

    Would be fcuking hard to get up though and so I'd imagine there would be an ejector button in all armchairs to spring us into action.

    LOL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    It'd be u-shaped with a piece missing in between your legs so that you can watch the telly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    You guys don't understand, the chair is just the beginning! Think of all the things we'd have to re-design;cars, airplanes, everything! The world would collapse!

    What would we do with all the normal folk who still haven't evolved yet? There'd be massive competition for resources, outbreaks of violence and mass wars, and we're wondering what a bloody chair would look like? COME ON PEOPLE!

    You shouldn't have asked this OP, keep your crazy thoughts to yourself!

    Sorry, I'm bored :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,279 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker



    What? Hahahaa! Did you draw that yourself?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    On a related note:

    Ask this guy

    http://imgur.com/GEJ6p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    MadYaker wrote: »
    What? Hahahaa! Did you draw that yourself?

    Yeah. I'm bored! :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭PingO_O


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    On a related note:

    Ask this guy

    http://imgur.com/GEJ6p

    OMFG


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    On a related note:

    Ask this guy

    http://imgur.com/GEJ6p

    Oh that's disgusting!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,279 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Sea Sharp wrote: »
    On a related note:

    Ask this guy

    http://imgur.com/GEJ6p

    HAHA!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    Would the knees not just go under the seat part instead of out in front of us? (assuming the feet are still pointing forward)

    example:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 179 ✭✭King Of Wishful Thinking


    I can't believe people are struggling with this.

    People with no fecking legs, still use ordinary chairs.

    So, if your knees bent the opposite way, the only thing different when you're sitting would be that you're legs would be straight out, as opposed to bending and resting on the floor and sooooooooooo .. all that is need is a fecking footstool and the ejector button in the armrest, otherwise - chairs would be the SAME!


  • Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    OP, this one of the most intrigingly baffling and utterly pointless questions I've seen all year. I love it. I'd imagine we'd walk like ostriches. Chairs would look like this:

    | Backrest
    }- Ledge for arse
    |\ Lean shin against slanty bit.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16 confusedlad


    If we were to be twisred from the waist down then we would only need to turn the chairs 180' to watch the soaps. Or my prefered option is beanbags for everyone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Lying down in bed would be a lot easier.


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