What non essential must haves should I get for my house?

Skyfall

Sorcha16 wrote: »

Well some people are oxygen-stealing morons, if thats what you mean?

I sir resemble that remark

mikemac1

Jerrycan and matches

Just in case the OP's neighbours are annoying

Chucken

Sorcha16 wrote: »

Well some people are oxygen-stealing morons, if thats what you mean?

Or I may have meant : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxycodone Morons :pac:

efb

Skyfall wrote: »

A bronze statue of Jimmy Savile rodgering Justin Beiber's sister

fyp

Skyfall

efb wrote: »

fyp

wut

Sorcha16

Skyfall wrote: »

I sir resemble that remark

I sir don't resemble a sir

Skyfall

Sorcha16 wrote: »

I sir don't resemble a sir

with a name like that i hope not

Celly Smunt

decking,lots and lots of decking.

dtipp

Fair duce to everyone for chipping in with worthy advice.

I'm sure the OP was slightly worried we might not take this thread seriously.

Btw, the only thing you absolutely must have are radio-frequency ID buttons that attach to your socks, so that you never have to suffer the humiliation of leaving your new house with odd socks.

http://www.incrediblethings.com/tech/we-must-put-an-end-to-runaway-socks/

efb

dtipp wrote: »

Fair duce to everyone for chipping in with worthy advice.

I'm sure the OP was slightly worried we might not take this thread seriously.

Btw, the only thing you absolutely must have are radio-frequency ID buttons that attach to your socks, so that you never have to suffer the humiliation of leaving your new house with odd socks.

http://www.incrediblethings.com/tech/we-must-put-an-end-to-runaway-socks/

Fair duce???

Fair dues perhaps????

mikemac1

When is the houseparty?

TheBody

You need an exercise bike in your bedroom to hang your clothes on.

woodoo

A toastie machine, a blender, electric blanket, TV's

TheUsual

Star Trek interior .... Do It. Do It.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PPDExoYko

Skyfall

TheUsual wrote: »

Star Trek interior .... Do It. Do It.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1PPDExoYko

Or dont do it and have a chance of losing your virginity

squod

mikemac1 wrote: »

When is the houseparty?

naked house parties only please.

efb

Skyfall wrote: »

Or dont do it and have a chance of losing your virginity

Lost that 3 times

efb

squod wrote: »

naked house parties only please.

No girls

Skyfall

efb wrote: »

Lost that 3 times

and subsequently found it

sheesh

what you need is a wood burning stove and a radio

Chucken

TheBody wrote: »

You need an exercise bike in your bedroom to hang your clothes on.

..or inside the front door for hanging your coat on

Abi

mattjack wrote: »

Erm .... oops.

Oh I didn't buy one, my parents did. I can't figure out why, but all I do know is that they don't have it any more. Probably went in one of several skips worth of shyte they decided they didn't need to have.

Pointless showy shyte, but she goes against the grain every time I say this to her in a shop.

Andrewf20

Portable door handles, left and right sock tags, a tin of pinstripe paint and a skirting board ladder.

Irish Guitarist

A banana guard.

Remmy

I would install some decking. You can never have enough decking, particularly with some green snoss so it adds a bit or danger and intrigue when you go to walk across it.

Martyn1989

You need a tray of beer so the first week seems damn sweet as you reach for one whenever you please. You'll fall back into the same rut very quickly so enjoy it while you can.

Jaxxy

One of those fancy, expensive chrome espresso machines. I'd love one of those.

--LOS--

El Spearo wrote: »

sodastream!!!!!!!!!

A diamond encrusted soda stream and a gordan ramsay sex dwarf in a badger set

TheUsual

--LOS-- wrote: »

A diamond encrusted soda stream and a gordan ramsay sex dwarf in a badger set

No, he's looking for some "non essential" stuff.

mattjack

Abi wrote: »

Oh I didn't buy one, my parents did. I can't figure out why, but all I do know is that they don't have it any more. Probably went in one of several skips worth of shyte they decided they didn't need to have.

Pointless showy shyte, but she goes against the grain every time I say this to her in a shop.

Yes, yes I am.Twice in fact.





"whistles silently and and wanders off......... off".

breadmonster

lazyboy chair

joujoujou

Horseshoe and pink stilettos.

Capt'n Midnight

A stick for stirring paint.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Scissors, torch and a gimp mask. With those three items there is nothing you can't do.

Esel

CJC999 wrote: »

Scissors, blowtorch and a gimp mask. With those three items there is nothing you can't do.

FYP

Chucken

breadmonster wrote: »

lazyboy chair

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

A stick for stirring paint.

Both essential

KKkitty

A cookbook on a stand. Any potential visitors will think you're a whizz in the kitchen.

9959

K-Tel 'Bottle Cutters', I still have mine from the 70's.
Handy for cutting your own hair, though I would recommend that you have, 'at the ready', some clean bandages and a strong unguent.
May I also remind you that calling an ambulance these days can be a costly exercise, anything up to €500 according to some semi-deranged 'biddy' on RTE's 'Liveline'.
On reflection, perhaps a standard 'comb 'n' cut' device (available in Hector Grey's) would be more suited to a first-time DIY 'crimper'.
However, if you're 'bald as a coot' you could still use 'the cutters' for some minor carpentry work, grass-cutting can be painstaking but with forebearance and a couple of swear words you will eventually complete the job.
By the way, I believe I'm a 'new neighbour' of yours, I look forward to dropping by unannounced for a chat and a refreshing couple of bottles(LARGE) of Double Diamond, I don't drink anything else so don't try and persuade me to drink any of that modern muck such as wine, cherry-brandy or Red Bull.
Don't take 'a couple' literally, I like to get stuck in.
Do you have a pool table in your house?
Don't tell me, keep it as a surprise.
Your new neighbour!
Look forward to seeing you. God bless (as Joe Duffy often says).

efb

Martyn1989 wrote: »

You need a tray of beer so the first week seems damn sweet as you reach for one whenever you please. You'll fall back into the same rut very quickly so enjoy it while you can.

Bought a litre of Whiskey- not a beer fan

Capt'n Midnight

Potted plants.

All the JML stuff.

All the Lidl/Aldi tools

hal9000

A crying chair!
http://mediacache-s3eu.daft.ie/yAqxyxIv07jKgYBSZXgtqv0mXpbtXx9ZYe-c7zRcEM1tPWRhZnQmaD00NTA=.jpg

Gmol

Power city doing an 80 inch tv which is bigger than most houses built in the last 10 years. You could put your house under it or if you have seen 2012 my advice would be to put it under your house as a DIY ark.

Collie D

http://www.whyimbroke.com/

Anything from here

King Of Wishful Thinking

Have lots of expensive things in my house (like leather bound books) and yet a €35 copy of one of these paintings is always what gets most attention:

http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img/item/152/873/563/4WW0.jpg

KindOfIrish

tv license

efb

1 42" LED
1 40" LCD

All those broke straight guys in glorious HD :-P

Palytoxin

Toasted sandwich maker, can't be bothered seeing if someone said it already, and even if they have, use this post as emphasis for just how much you need to have one.