Longford

OnTheCounter

Longford is one of the strangest places I have ever had the misfortune to have to spend time.

The main town is a sh1tbox where the only cuisine to be found is dished out by two chippers and populated by young travelling folk on the lookout for anyone who flashes a wallet full of cash while paying for the batter burger or leaves their iphone on the counter.

almost no shops even bother to open on a weekend morning. The pubs are open but none have more than 5 people in it at any one time.

Everybody wears hoodies.

Very few people have a job and there are almost more empty houses than there are people.

if you wear your hat backwards or sunglasses in longford apparently thats a sign of the homosexuality even though they seem fasinated by anal sex down there.

the bookies is the main passtime. Its like zombieland.

when do things get to the stage that it becomes better to cull the herd for the benefit of the whole?

El Weirdo

Why don't you take your concerns over to the Longford forum, OP?

Oh, and don't forget to come back and let us know how you got on.

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