Would you eat someone to stay alive?

ColeTrain

We'll just use the scenario from the film Alive

Uruguayan rugby team stranded in the snow swept Andes are forced to use desperate measures to survive after a plane crash. There is also a kilo of Afghan Hashish on board and everyone has been smoking and have the munchies bad

^^ If you were on that freezing cold mountain surrounded by your Uruguayan team mates, starving, stoned and with no access to Subway or Supermacs, would you eat a pound of Jose's flesh to sustain yourself? Poll to follow.

Personally I wouldn't. Imagine if you were rescued and got home, I'd say you'd get some dirty looks off people in your local - "look Jim, that lads a cannibal".

MrJoeSoap

ColeTrain wrote: »

Personally I wouldn't. Imagine if you were rescued and got home, I'd say you'd get some dirty looks off people in your local - "look Jim, that lads a cannibal".

So you'd be worried about being given the cold shoulder then?

brummytom

If it's true humans taste like chicken, then yes.


God, I love chicken.

Icyseanfitz

life or death situation with dead bodies, id say i would, wouldnt kill anyone though

Kia_Kaha

You can't really answer that unless you've been put in such a situation. I'd like to think I wouldn't but I think if my life depended on it I probably would. Then again, if I've run out of ham I give the cat a suspicious look.

Tom_Cruise

Yeah id say so if i was desperate and there was nothing else to eat, i don't think it'd be that bad really, we eat dead animals every day and its the same thing.

I think i would need some sort of sauce with it , the same way that plain chicken isn't that tasty without sauce.

flutterflye

That was a great film. Made me think the same thing.
I honestly don't think you could say one way or the other until in that situation.
I can't stomach eating loads of stuff, not because of how they taste, but more the thoughts of them, so I can't imagine being able to eat a person - especially one I knew.
But at the same time - that instinct to do anything to survive is probably the strongest instinct inbuilt in us.

ColeTrain

MrJoeSoap wrote: »

So you'd be worried about being given the cold shoulder then?

I'm not sure I could carry the cannibal tag well but then again it would be a good nickname to have if you were on the national rugby team.

Bipolar Joe

I can barely cook beans, there's no hope of me managing a whole person.

King Of Wishful Thinking

My name is Federico Aranda, and I will return.

Jesus Wept

I'd eat them for the absolute craic.

dodderangler

It all depends
What sauce do I get to use and can I deep fry them?

ColeTrain

Andy Carroll wrote: »

I'd eat their craic.

That's sick :mad:

areyawell

Wonder how an eyeball would taste? One good chomp and it would burst like a balloon Id say. Id say the lung would taste good but wouldnt like one of a smoker

Fecky the Ninth

Are we talking about eating Lindsay Lohans pimply kabab ?




Yes,yes I would!

tuxy

brummytom wrote: »

If it's true humans taste like chicken, then yes.


God, I love chicken.

This makes no sense. Would you not expect it to be more like other red meat?

Canis Lupus

I said yes but depends whether part of the scenario is taking a heavy stone and bashing their brains in in order to access their tasty tasty flesh.

Rayne Wooney

Eat or be eaten

Princess Peach

Does it have to be under extreme circumstances? If offered, I would taste a person whenever.

I'm adventurous with food

tuxy

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I said yes but depends whether part of the scenario is taking a heavy stone and bashing their brains in in order to access their tasty tasty flesh.

This is a good point. If the person is already dead then it's an easy decision but if you had to murder a friend or family member......

ColeTrain

I have to say that I'm surprised with the results so far. It's interesting to know that most of you would have no bother tucking into your fellow man If he succumbed to the freezing cold. I blame it on the Chinese takeaways we have over here, half of us probably are cannibals.

ColeTrain

Princess Peach wrote: »

Does it have to be under extreme circumstances? If offered, I would taste a person whenever.

I'm adventurous with food

Someones dressing up as a zombie Wednesday night....I hope!

zuzuzu

"And Tony's all like, ah get off me, I'm not even dead yet":D

Lexe

Hmmm well if I thought there was a good chance I'd be rescued then maybe.. but if you're totally ****ed then I prob wouldn't bother!

areyawell

Katy Perrys fun bags could feed the world for eternity!

flyswatter

Did they really have all that hash with them? Surely they could have found a Bigfoot hanging round the joint, and done a deal with him for his fur coat. Keep the cold off anyway.

tedobrien98

zuzuzu wrote: »

"And Tony's all like, ah get off me, I'm not even dead yet":D

FVCK!!! I was about to post that :pac:

paddy kerins

areyawell wrote: »

Wonder how an eyeball would taste? One good chomp and it would burst like a balloon Id say. Id say the lung would taste good but wouldnt like one of a smoker

Smoked lung sounds pretty good to me

cartell_best

Its 03:10 and at this very moment in time, I would have no reservations about eating some people, simply because of their verbal diahorrea and total disregard...

cafecolour

I think I could eat someone already dead if my life depended on it. I wouldn't up and kill someone to eat 'cause I was hungry. Honestly I don't even think I could even kill say, my dog, and eat him just because I was hungry.

I'd guess that human meat tastes horrible. We generally eat herbivores - the meat of meat eaters generally isn't very tasty.

Pottler

If I missed breakfast and it was slightly chilly outside, I'd be inclined to eat Cheryl Cole through a letterbox, no salt/pepper required.

Littlehorny

Yeah i'd love to eat Georgia Salpa, what! you don't get to choose?

Ghandee

ColeTrain wrote: »

We'll just use the scenario from the film Alive



^^ If you were on that freezing cold mountain surrounded by your Uruguayan team mates, starving, stoned and with no access to Subway or Supermacs, would you eat a pound of Jose's flesh to sustain yourself? Poll to follow.

Personally I wouldn't. Imagine if you were rescued and got home, I'd say you'd get some dirty looks off people in your local - "look Jim, that lads a cannibal".

:pac: :pac: :pac: :pac: :pac:

corktina

very much an Ecumenical matter...i think your instincts would decide for you.

In factwould you needto?Bear Grylls manages alright on Wiggity Grubs....yeuk, think I'd rather eat YOU...yes YOU reading this nyahahahh

Duggy747

Depends on what sauce I have.

Pepper sauce would go lovely with a bit of arse beef, maybe a dip for the nipples too.

Ellis Dee

brummytom wrote: »

If it's true humans taste like chicken, then yes.

Cannibals in New Guinea and various South Pacific islands used to call their favourite food "long pig", so I suppose humans taste more like pork than chicken.:D:D:D

ADonoghue

Little girl at the dinner table Mummy I don't like Granma , Mother says well just move her to the
side of your plate and eat your chips

ART6

Like the tribal chief said, "If your God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them of meat?";)

9959

A vegetarian's dilemma.
Starve to death on principal or tuck in to a bit of Mary Harney's arse?
Eh, I think I've just become a vegetarian.

ART6

9959 wrote: »

A vegetarian's dilemma. Starve to death on principal or tuck in to a bit of Mary Harney's arse? Eh, I think I've just become a vegetarian.

Why? Plenty of fat to make a nice juicy pork steak or three, with some apple sauce cooked up from apples from nearby trees and some herbs resulting from a bit of gathering. Delicious! And the added bonus that we get back the contributions we as taxpayers have contributed to that meat. In fact, why do we worry ourselves about how we should resist our politician's desire to impose austerity on us? No need for demonstrations or civil unrest. Simply eat them -- well, excluding "Big Phil" Hogan perhaps. He might be a bit stringy and difficult to digest.;)

carrig2

Pottler wrote: »

If I missed breakfast and it was slightly chilly outside, I'd be inclined to eat Cheryl Cole through a letterbox, no salt/pepper required.

She would probably fit through it

Wacker The Attacker

I eat my bird every night

--Kaiser--

The problem with this waiting 'until you are desperate' to resort to cannibalism is that by that stage you could lack the necessary energy. So if I ever get marooned on an island/etc.. I'd start eating people pretty early - like day 3

miralize

I have to remind myself never to meet up with any Boards members on the verge of an apocalypse..

--Kaiser--

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I eat my bird every night

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9959

miralize wrote: »

I have to remind myself never to meet up with any Boards members on the verge of an apocalypse..

To judge by some of the rants on other threads, Boards members are ALWAYS on the verge of an apocalypse.

Pottler

Sure half of us on here are just waiting for an excuse to tuck into the neighbours. There's a plump one down the road, first sign of zombies and I'm putting her on a corn only diet. She might get suspicious, I'll say that's why Mr Kellogg invented the stuff. Which is partly true..

Miss Lockhart

I'm a vegetarian but I voted yes. My vegetarianism is based on my belief that I don't need to eat meat to survive, but if I found myself in a situation where I did need to eat meat (for whatever reason) I would.

Shryke

Human tastes like pork, so for what it's worth we're delicious.

--Kaiser--

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

I'm a vegetarian but I voted yes. My vegetarianism is based on my belief that I don't need to eat meat to survive,

I don't eat cabbage for the same reason

Pottler

Miss Lockhart wrote: »

I'm a vegetarian but I voted yes. My vegetarianism is based on my belief that I don't need to eat meat to survive, but if I found myself in a situation where I did need to eat meat (for whatever reason) I would.

By around 10.30 every morning, I'd die without my fry.:)