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Would you eat someone to stay alive?

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  • #52
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Guys like you give bussin' a bad name.
    We all remember Mount Diablo.
    Who can forget Mount Diablo?

    You know there were no charges brought against me.

    When your bus crashed in the mountains,
    we all know what really happened. There was only one way to stay alive.

    I don't care what anybody says. I did not eat 110 passengers.

    Before the crash you weighed 180.
    When they found you pickin' your teeth, you weighed 237. Explain that.

    I ate the seats! I ate the luggage!
    I boiled the floor mats, just like they taught us.

    Why was there no trace of passengers?

    My co-driver, Bendix, was eating people left and right.
    I swear I couldn't stop him. I was delirious with fever.

    You didn't wanna stop him. You yourself said you ate a foot.
    He did eat a foot. - Yeah?

    Look, Bendix made a stew. I had no idea there was a foot in it.
    You eat one lousy foot, they call you a cannibal.
    What a world.


  • #53
    Katgurl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,144 ✭✭✭Katgurl


    Absolutely I would and I would expect anyone to eat me too. Why the hell would somebody die rather than chowing down on my redundant corpse that is only going to rot anyway? Who are these maniacs that are saying no???


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