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What a night

  • 02-11-2012 10:06pm
    #1
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭


    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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  • #2
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    You get someone to babysit your house?


  • #3
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    welcome to the world of crystal meth


  • #4
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,884 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=19

    Better of with a fiction thread over here.


  • #5
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    COULD SEND YOU NUMBERS OFF THESE LASSIES AND GET THEM TO BABYSIT FOR U IF YA WANT :eek:


  • #6
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    late December back in '63


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  • #7
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,968 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    If you're story is true, I'm sure word will get back to your missus.

    How many people in Ireland have a 24 and 25 year old babysit for them? :pac:


  • #8
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyiT_DGREA


  • #9
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Livin the dream OP,livin the dream.


  • #10
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    alphabeat wrote: »
    welcome to the world of crystal meth

    Welcome to world of a raw coooooccck


  • #11
    Max Power
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Thinly veiled I have a big house thread.


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  • #12
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    Pictures... or else just F... Off :p


  • #13
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    If you're story is true, I'm sure word will get back to your missus.

    How many people in Ireland have a 24 and 25 year old babysit for them? :pac:

    2 sluts on the dole 100 yo yo a night 50 each any1 will do it


  • #14
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    What a load of sh*te. You keep watching your porn my friend.


  • #15
    Skinhead Kane
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 150 ✭✭Skinhead Kane


    If Rick James and/or Dave Chappelle was reading this, he would say, DAMN! COCAINE IS HELL OF A DRUG!


  • #16
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    Pictures... or else just F... Off :p

    pics u on yokes mate pics in head PERV


  • #17
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Must be a hell of a paper round you have to afford the big house.


  • #18
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    2 sluts on the dole 100 yo yo a night 50 each any1 will do it

    You paid for sex, were you not good enough for them to give you a freebie?


  • #19
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    pics u on yokes mate pics in head PERV

    Ok, Just F... right off ...

    What a crock of ol' sh1t...


  • #20
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Your only after having a 3some?

    3 somes are so 90s...


  • #21
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Do people not even try to be good trolls anymore?
    Or at least funny or something.


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  • #22
    Piriz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭Piriz


    and the follow up story is: your marriage is a shambles...
    High 5's to your solicitor who gets paid for handling your divorce..
    Low 5's to the child in the middle..
    Fisting for the two sluts...


  • #23
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I had sex with a 49 year old before. Same thing really.


  • #24
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    Genital warts?


  • #25
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Your only after having a 3some?

    3 somes are so 90s...

    Awh, but I was looking forward to mine!!!

    So, what's the 'rage' these days?? I appear to be out of the loop!


  • #26
    blacklilly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,687 ✭✭✭blacklilly


    Op, your c*ck was so small I felt slightly perverted fu*king you. Myself and my friend are still laughing about it but we're pretty terrified cause we're in zinc if you know what I mean and imagine how made it would be if we are both pregnant, one plus is at least you're minted


  • #27
    HeyThereDeliah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 967 ✭✭✭HeyThereDeliah


    Larianne wrote: »
    Awh, but I was looking forward to mine!!!

    So, what's the 'rage' these days?? I appear to be out of the loop!

    Extra marital affairs is all the rage or so I'm told.


  • #28
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,386 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    *HIGH FIVES the OP*


    The story's a load of bull, but I can't leave a guy hanging there like that.


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Grayson wrote: »
    I can't leave a guy hanging there like that.

    Like the babysitters did?


  • #30
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Larianne wrote: »

    Awh, but I was looking forward to mine!!!

    So, what's the 'rage' these days?? I appear to be out of the loop!

    Shameful drunken sex while avoiding eye contact and leaving straight after, still not knowing the persons name!


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  • #31
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Local-womanizer wrote: »
    Shameful drunken sex while avoiding eye contact and leaving straight after, still not knowing the persons name!

    Do I know you? -.-


  • #32
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    ^^

    Hope not, that's the point of the shameful drunken cold sex!


  • #33
    Chavways
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Chavways


    Thinly veiled "I have a wife" thread.


  • #34
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Bob, I mean OP, were their names Rita and Sue?


  • #35
    Armin_Tamzarian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,833 ✭✭✭✭Armin_Tamzarian


    Chavways wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "I have a wife" thread.

    Thinly veiled "I'm a retard" thread, more like.


  • #36
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    so this is what transcript porn is, I can't fap to this.


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  • #37
    Hippies!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    Same thing happened to me except they were 18 & 19 and I don't have a wife or kids and afterwards one made me a sandwich and the other got me a beer and then I won the lotto and the Guinness book of records called to say I had the biggest penis in the world.

    But I didn't make a thread about it because I've got class.


  • #38
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Fúcking school holidays!!


  • #39
    The Radiator
    Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭The Radiator


    Well done, sonny. You should be proud


  • #40
    kinkygirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭kinkygirl


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    So, your mammy is out tonight, and you are playing with your teeny weeny and dreaming of being a big boy. That's so sweet. Off you go now, and write your letter to Santa, ya' little dote.


  • #41
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    The real story: I can't satisfy my wife so I fantasise about having a threesome while I cry in the shower


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  • #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    This is just plain stupid and a perfect reflection of the stupidity of the OP.....especially seeing as it took almost a week to type it........


  • #43
    666irishguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭666irishguy


    Young women doing menial labour will do anything suggested to them once they are on a couch. The effect is doubled for each young woman present. There are ten minute documentaries on several websites detailing the subject.


  • #44
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    This could be the saddest thread i have ever read


  • #45
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,681 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    I'd never be in favour of any form of online censorship, but after reading that OP there may just be a case for it....


  • #46
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I remember i rode a babysitter. I felt so guilty afterwards. I kept thinking what if we are found out or there is a smell of sex in the room.

    So I said to my girlfriend, maybe we should wait till we go back to her parents for the ride in future.

    Teenage days :cool:


  • #47
    PandaX9
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭PandaX9


    Oh come on, I can't be the only one who read this and thought it was leading to some bull**** story about the OP promptly returning home whereupon finding to his "horror" (in front of his wife) and good fortune that the two young ladies had decided to do a different form of sitting altogether..


  • #48
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    similar to porn of this nature, I skip the bullsh!t story and go straight to the good stuff...............unfortunately there is none here


  • #49
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    In other news, I recently had sex with Rosy Pam and her five sisters ...


  • #50
    twistedbrains
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 64 ✭✭twistedbrains


    Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »
    Thinly veiled "I'm a retard" thread, more like.

    NO THINK IT WAS YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER DIRTY WHORES


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    twistedbrains wrote: »
    NO THINK IT WAS YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER DIRTY WHORES

    What, so his mother is a year older than his sister?

    You no so good at the maths??

    You sure there were 2 and not 0?


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