What a night

twistedbrains

TheTorment wrote: »

This is just plain stupid and a perfect reflection of the stupidity of the OP.....especially seeing as it took almost a week to type it........

No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D

Larianne

twistedbrains wrote: »

No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D

:cool:

seriously?

HeyThereDeliah

twistedbrains wrote: »

No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D

Are you a virgin?

phasers

so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

HeyThereDeliah

phasers wrote: »

so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

If you are a virgin like the op having sex with any woman is something to brag about, to bad he only read about it.

WhatNowForUs?

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Are you a virgin?

Sounds like it. Fustration in his writing me thinks.

Shanotheslayer

Grayson wrote: »

*HIGH FIVES the OP*


The story's a load of bull, but I can't leave a guy hanging there like that.

Always respect a fellow bro who never leaves a guy hanging :pac:

flutterflye

Oh god, it gets worse!
Might just go check if my 9 year old is on boards upstairs or something.
This guy can't be older than that!

Gummy Panda

phasers wrote: »

so having sex with old women is now something to brag about. huh.

Only if they mature like a fine wine

Smidge

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Only if they mature like a fine wine

If the don't get corked first

El Weirdo

Ah, it seems that the other mods agreed to my allow-one-moron-thread-a-night idea.

Cheers guys.

Larianne

El Weirdo wrote: »

Ah, it seems that the other mods agreed to my allow-one-moron-thread-a-night idea.

Cheers guys.

Trying something new?? It's a bit shíte to be honest.

Liamario

El Weirdo wrote: »

Ah, it seems that the other mods agreed to my allow-one-moron-thread-a-night idea.

Cheers guys.

One a night is too much to be fair.

El Weirdo

Larianne wrote: »

Trying something new?? It's a bit shíte to be honest.

Give it a chance, it's only the first night.

Hopefully there'll be better morons in the coming nights.

Super-Rush

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phasers

El Weirdo wrote: »

Ah, it seems that the other mods agreed to my allow-one-moron-thread-a-night idea.

Cheers guys.

You're just jealous that the op bangs hot chicks and people's ugly mas

El Weirdo

El Weirdo wrote: »

Give it a chance, it's only the first night.

Hopefully there'll be better morons in the coming nights.

I think you got confused when we said we'd allow one moron......

El Weirdo

Super-Rush wrote: »

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I see you've just finished reading the OP.

Larianne

El Weirdo wrote: »

Give it a chance, it's only the first night.

Hopefully there'll be better morons in the coming nights.

No its not. You started your thread the other night!!

EoghanIRL

Super-Rush wrote: »

ldfkvokiv kivmop\somcopsdcv pomvpomse;eocm edrkvmckemwqpoc ekkimcopwedfmkcpew cefmcpowefcm cjfgk fjkldfoz;lmvp le[\sefrv,l[pfrvv lrmvmvpmc;pc vklrmcvpwsq[wdfofrimv kivgmiortgj059e3wn

You took the words right out of my mouth

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Super-Rush wrote: »

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No, I wont ride you for a Twix, pervert!

Larianne

Super-Rush wrote: »

ldfkvokiv kivmop\somcopsdcv pomvpomse;eocm edrkvmckemwqpoc ekkimcopwedfmkcpew cefmcpowefcm cjfgk fjkldfoz;lmvp le[\sefrv,l[pfrvv lrmvmvpmc;pc vklrmcvpwsq[wdfofrimv kivgmiortgj059e3wn

Didn't know you spoke Polish. Start a course recently?

EoghanIRL

benwavner wrote: »

No, I wont ride you for a Twix, pervert!

That's what she said

El Weirdo

Larianne wrote: »

No its not. You started your thread the other night!!

I fucking knew you'd say that.

That was a dummy run.

Super-Rush

El Weirdo wrote: »

I see you've just finished reading the OP.

EoghanIRL wrote: »

You took the words right out of my mouth

benwavner wrote: »

No, I wont ride you for a Twix, pervert!

Larianne wrote: »

Didn't know you spoke Polish. Start a course recently?

My cats breath smells like cat food.

twistedbrains

twistedbrains wrote: »

No took me a week to write it as i had my bell end hammered up your ould ones brown 1 :D:D

Wow! ..............Just wow!


What age are you? 12?

Larianne

El Weirdo wrote: »

I fucking knew you'd say that.

That was a dummy run.

now, now!! less of that language.

:pac:

El Weirdo

El Weirdo wrote: »

That was a dummy run.

you can say that again.




Don't though

El Weirdo

Larianne wrote: »

now, now!! less of that language.

:pac:

Sorry ma.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

EoghanIRL wrote: »

That's what she said

Twice.......two finger Twix

EoghanIRL

benwavner wrote: »

Twice.......two finger Twix

*got owned*

EoghanIRL

Super-Rush wrote: »

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Don't be ridiculous , you don't have a cat

Barry Barry

twistedbrains wrote: »

Me and the missus planned to go out over bank hol weekend couldnt get our normal babysitter as she was heading out, the missus gets 2 girls to babysit as we have a big house and she said she wanted a friend with her, no problem with us. I walked into house sat night before we went out and their was these 2 babysitters sitting their, my eyes lit up, a 24 and 25 year old sluts i know from town.We all know what happen here.... i came home at 3am wife pissed put her to bed ended up banging the 2 off them had to tell some 1 so here you are. Just to let ya all know i have a boner even thinking and writing this. HI 5`S FOR ME :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Okay, serious question; What the fuck made you want to make this up?

Super-Rush

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Don't be ridiculous , you don't have a cat

How dare you.

Larianne

El Weirdo wrote: »

Sorry ma.

oi!

Larianne

Super-Rush wrote: »

How dare you.

How is your pussy-cat?

Super-Rush

Larianne wrote: »

How is your pussy-cat?

I have two now. I meant to tell you. Buttons is her name.

Larianne

Super-Rush wrote: »

I have two now. I meant to tell you. Buttons is her name.

Awh. Is she pretty?

Super-Rush

Larianne wrote: »

Awh. Is she pretty?

She is but she's wearing a cone at the minute so she won't be at her stitches. She was spayed.

Mr.Crinklewood

OP added one ten so he would not be named on Newsnight.

Barry Barry

Barry Barry wrote: »

Okay, serious question; What the fuck made you want to make this up?

He was just supping on a can of fanta at the time and the bubbles went to his head and then to his pants.

Super-Rush

Deleted User wrote: »

He was just supping on a can of fanta at the time and the bubbles went to his head and then to his pants.

Oh thats very good that is.

11/10 for that one.

Larianne

Super-Rush wrote: »

She is but she's wearing a cone at the minute so she won't be at her stitches. She was spayed.

awh, poor little mite.

Immaculate Pasta

http://thebeat.iloveny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/raggedy-ann-and-andy.jpg

You dirty get :cool:

El Weirdo

Deleted User wrote: »

He was just supping on a can of fanta at the time and the bubbles went to his head and then to his pants.

What you did there, I see it.

Larianne

Think the OP has been sent to bed..

Where To

Has anyone ever seen Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers?

I have a sneaking suspicion our mods have been snatched, better not say too much yet in case they twig that I know, but they are definitely acting strangely.

Larianne

Super-Rush wrote: »

Oh thats very good that is.

11/10 for that one.

Stoopid mod in-joke. :mad:

Larianne

Where To wrote: »

Has anyone ever seen Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers?

I have a sneaking suspicion our mods have been snatched, better not say too much yet in case they twig that I know, but they are definitely acting strangely.

They're on mid-term break.

Rightio.

Poor effort OP.

Have some time off it'll do you good.