Crazy Restrictions on Those Receiving Social Welfare

AgentOraiste

In keeping in line with some peoples way of thinking, what restrictions would you put on the decent folk of the dole?

My input: Pedometer on hand to detect excess wánking during the day when we should be out looking for jobs

If you go anywhere on your travel pass eg. to the shops, you have to ask all the taxpayers in the area do they want anything from the shop



Ps. Im on the disability myself due to unfortunate circumstances

shopaholic01

I think the restrictions on their income and other people's perception of them is sufficient.

AgentOraiste

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I think the restrictions on their income and other people's perception of them is sufficient.

Cheers kind taxpayer

Mint Sauce

Ah, its the weekly 'lets have a go at dole recipients' thread.

<gets popcorn>

AgentOraiste

irish-stew wrote: »

Ah, its the weekly 'lets have a go at dole recipients' thread.

<gets popcorn>

In fairness its self-deprecating

Where To

They shouldn't be allowed to drive.

mauzo

AgentOraiste wrote: »

Ps. Im on the disability myself due to unfortunate circumstances

You mean the pension? :rolleyes:

TheBody

Make them eat swan sandwiches. :pac:

shopaholic01

AgentOraiste wrote: »

Cheers kind taxpayer

You're welcome. Get well soon too!

AgentOraiste

mauzo wrote: »

You mean the pension? :rolleyes:

No unfortunately i had serious illness and i will probably never work again after 20 years working,




So to answer your first question yes

jaffacakesyum

They should get most of their social welfare through food stamps, rent/bills paid, bus/train tickets and only a very small amount in cash to spend how they choose.

Max Power

They shouldn't be allowed reproduce.

Tombi!

Let's just do this logically: if you're not Irish, you don't get money.
If you're not Irish enough but are still in Ireland, you get sent to a workcamp to work for your dole.
If you're not fit enough to be in a work camp, you get used as a food for the horses dragging the carts.

I think that's a nice start.

AgentOraiste

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

They shouldn't be allowed reproduce.

What is this reproduce you speak of and where do they get it?

saiint

AgentOraiste wrote: »

In keeping in line with some peoples way of thinking, what restrictions would you put on the decent folk of the dole?

My input: Pedometer on hand to detect excess wánking during the day when we should be out looking for jobs

If you go anywhere on your travel pass eg. to the shops, you have to ask all the taxpayers in the area do they want anything from the shop



Ps. Im on the disability myself due to unfortunate circumstances

so its ok for you to claim but not other people?

Lenin Skynard

What a disgusting idea for a thread.

SEPT 23 1989

They should be made fight for their money in a Colosseum

oldyouth

I'm in one of those humours, so pay no attention.

I would try and come up some sort of system where you would lose a portion of your welfare if it was spent on smokes.

LeinsterDub

Where To wrote: »

They shouldn't be allowed to drive.

To make it fairer when they play golf against the working?

AgentOraiste

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

What a disgusting idea for a thread.

Ive been called a greasy thug too Lisa

Well I think it's safe to say that noone has caught the light hearted humour intended by you OP.

jaffacakesyum

Deleted User wrote: »

Well I think it's safe to say that noone has caught the light hearted humour intended by you OP.

I was too lazy to make my suggestion humorous :P

AgentOraiste

saiint wrote: »

so its ok for you to claim but not other people?

No i never said such a thing, it was meant to be a thread of humour

AgentOraiste

Deleted User wrote: »

Well I think it's safe to say that noone has caught the light hearted humour intended by you OP.

Whoops

AgentOraiste

AgentOraiste wrote: »

Whoops

yes?

AgentOraiste

Deleted User wrote: »

yes?

No i meant whoops as in

interj.
Used to express apology or mild surprise.

AgentOraiste

AgentOraiste wrote: »

No i meant whoops as in

Oh. Whoops.

Where To

LeinsterDub wrote: »

To make it fairer when they play golf against the working?

Na, they can own all the golf clubs and motor vehicles they want.

But recipients of social welfare should be required by law to use public transport.

Tombi!

Deleted User wrote: »

Well I think it's safe to say that noone has caught the light hearted humour intended by you OP.

Wait, what? I thought this was serious. I have a few non-Irish rounded up to get kicked out of the country when the new rules come in.

SEPT 23 1989

Where To wrote: »

But recipients of social welfare should be required by law to use public transport.

and they must stand if a tax paying worker wants a seat

nibtrix

oldyouth wrote: »

I would try and come up some sort of system where you would lose a portion of your welfare if it was spent on smokes.

Yes, they should lose around €9 every time they buy a pack. The government should get about 80% of that, with the rest of the cost going to the shops and manufacturers that provide this "system".

Remmy

Not allowing them to apply for any jobs. Now that would be a crazy restriction for someone on social welfare.

They should be made to valet the cars of those work.

Remmy

Deleted User wrote: »

They should be made to valet the cars of those work.

For some reason I read that in a yorkshire accent.

Fr_Dougal

Deleted User wrote: »

They should be made to valet the cars of those work.

What if they stole stuff?

Fr_Dougal

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

What if they stole stuff?

Obviously you would ensure you had all valuables removed from the car!

Humans eh!

Every able bodied man who wishes to recieve social welfare should present themselves alphabetically at Linster Haus once a year and ride the hole off Joan Burton on the plinth while Michael Noonan provides a golden shower to prove their dedication to austerity.
:eek:

AgentOraiste

Humans eh! wrote: »

Every able bodied man who wishes to recieve social welfare should present themselves alphabetically at Linster Haus once a year and ride the hole off Joan Burton on the plinth while Michael Noonan provides a golden shower to prove their dedication to austerity.
:eek:

Ah now, Joan Burton?


She has the kinda face i fantisise about during sex




...To stop myself from cumming

Humans eh!

AgentOraiste wrote: »

Ah now, Joan Burton?


She has the kinda face i fantisise about during sex




...To stop myself from cumming

No one said it would be easy, share the pain and all that ****e!

DrumSteve

Lets just ****ing euthanise the lot of them.

Thoie

Everyone on the dole should take turns at being a TD (with the associated wages/expense allowances). 60% of dail seats should be for the unemployed, and everyone has to serve a week at a time.

tommyboy2222

AgentOraiste wrote: »

In keeping in line with some peoples way of thinking, what restrictions would you put on the decent folk of the dole?

My input: Pedometer on hand to detect excess wánking during the day when we should be out looking for jobs

If you go anywhere on your travel pass eg. to the shops, you have to ask all the taxpayers in the area do they want anything from the shop



Ps. Im on the disability myself due to unfortunate circumstances

Did you break your dick ?

AgentOraiste

Thoie wrote: »

Everyone on the dole should take turns at being a TD (with the associated wages/expense allowances). 60% of dail seats should be for the unemployed, and everyone has to serve a week at a time.

Certainly be cheaper