I've just punched a child

westies4ever

OP are you sure it wasnt this dude??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrdVRwYZb40

keithclancy

Larbre34 wrote: »

This definitely needs to be reported as an aggravated mugging attempt so the Guards have your record of it when skobie's family come looking for the wonga.com. In your statement leave out the 'punch' and say you did push past him. Itll be your word against feral boy, and from your statement you sound like an upstanding citizen.

You must have fairly clocked him to have a painful hand, but don't worry, when the pain in your knuckles has faded the satisfaction in your heart will live on

You must be joking.
How are the Gardai going to find him ?

On the TV They get the CSI in to dust down the scene etc.

In real life the Gardai go to Centra and buy a cheese roll and an actimel, then go out and catch people for speeding.

TobyRyan

keithclancy wrote: »

You must be joking.
How are the Gardai going to find him ?

On the TV They get the CSI in to dust down the scene etc.

In real life the Gardai go to Centra and buy a cheese roll and an actimel, then go out and catch people for speeding.

Brilliant

Hmmm what are the chances he won't come back with his scumbag friends?? Take it handy for the next few weeks, not trying to freak you out or anything just don't walk on your own, stick to crowds etc.

Crann na Beatha

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Boombastic

OU812 wrote: »

Heading into work, headphones on, head down. A kid about 10 or 12 stepped in front of me @ said something. Took off the headphones & he pulled a knife out & said "gimme yet f**ken' money & phone or F**ken' I'll stick ya".

I've never hit anyone before, don't know where it came from but I just lashed out, punched him straight in the face & he ended up on his back. I legged it & am sitting here, feeling like I'm gonna puke with a very sore hand & legs like jelly.

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

OU812

Thank everyone for your support.

Actually did vomit after. Decided to get a taxi home & am just up after a doze. Felt exhausted.

Have decided not to report it as I don't believe in chasing trouble. Had told boss & a couple of co workers after I got sick so at least I have backup.

Will be getting the train to the next station & walking back for a while.

Can't stop eating. Think the adrenaline ran off a while ago & blood sugar is down.

OU812

Phoenix wrote: »

Was it a big knife op?

Not particularly, apart from the fact it was pointy & sharp looking, I couldn't tell you anything more about it. Didn't really concentrate, it was a totally spontaneous reaction.

Big Nasty

Our hero's a wuss!

Remmy

OU812 wrote: »

Thank everyone for your support.

Actually did vomit after. Decided to get a taxi home & am just up after a doze. Felt exhausted.

Have decided not to report it as I don't believe in chasing trouble. Had told boss & a couple of co workers after I got sick so at least I have backup.

Will be getting the train to the next station & walking back for a while.

Can't stop eating. Think the adrenaline ran off a while ago & blood sugar is down.

It's just the adrenaline dump. Most people get it. Well according to Henno from Ultimate Force anyway

SeaFields

this thread just made my day.

Well done OP. Well done.

fran oconnor

Well done op, the little sh.tbag deserved what he got, young or old if you pull a knife on someone you deserves a fist in he face at least. It might teach the little fecker a lesson..

uch

In the words of the legendary Face Kicker:

"You should have kicked the guy in the face when he fell. "

LK_Dave

OP did you pick up the knife?

Macca07

What age was this child?

uch

Macca07 wrote: »

What age was this child?

32

Conall Cernach

OU812 wrote: »

Thank everyone for your support.

Actually did vomit after. Decided to get a taxi home & am just up after a doze. Felt exhausted.

Have decided not to report it as I don't believe in chasing trouble. Had told boss & a couple of co workers after I got sick so at least I have backup.

Will be getting the train to the next station & walking back for a while.

Can't stop eating. Think the adrenaline ran off a while ago & blood sugar is down.

Even Bruce Banner feels a little down after he Hulks out. May I suggest you invest in a pair of stretchy trousers?

JohnMarston

Conall Cernach wrote: »

Even Bruce Banner feels a little down after he Hulks out. May I suggest you invest in a pair of stretchy trousers?

You have to wear chequered flannel shirts with them or it doesnt work

DeltaWhite

OU812 wrote: »

Thank everyone for your support.

Actually did vomit after. Decided to get a taxi home & am just up after a doze. Felt exhausted.

Have decided not to report it as I don't believe in chasing trouble. Had told boss & a couple of co workers after I got sick so at least I have backup.

Will be getting the train to the next station & walking back for a while.

Can't stop eating. Think the adrenaline ran off a while ago & blood sugar is down.

Hope you feel better dude, awful thing to have happen to anyone! Fair play to you man, these little scrotes need to be thought a lesson! So what if he was 12, he probably would have stabbed you had you not sucker punched him!
Cheered my friday up knowing that little sh*t got a taste of his own medicine!!

FutureGuy

OU812 wrote: »

Heading into work, headphones on, head down. A kid about 10 or 12 stepped in front of me @ said something. Took off the headphones & he pulled a knife out & said "gimme yet f**ken' money & phone or F**ken' I'll stick ya".

I've never hit anyone before, don't know where it came from but I just lashed out, punched him straight in the face & he ended up on his back. I legged it & am sitting here, feeling like I'm gonna puke with a very sore hand & legs like jelly.

Congrats. Lols aside, you may have taught that child a life-altering lesson. I would take the advice to change the route to work.

Another poster says not to contact Gardai. Not sure what course of action to take. What do others here think?

pnag

Grew up on the North Strand myself, and had to face this crap from locals who didn't know I was a local, because I kept to myself and I actually *wanted* to go to school... Had a couple of fairly similar incidents in my time!

Fair play, you acted defensively and did the right thing. In an ideal world you woud'nt have had to punch anyone, but you did the best with what you were given. I know you won't feel like it, but don't feel bad. Had it gone his way, he wouldn't have.

ahnowbrowncow

OU812 wrote: »

Heading into work, headphones on, head down. A kid about 10 or 12 stepped in front of me @ said something. Took off the headphones & he pulled a knife out & said "gimme yet f**ken' money & phone or F**ken' I'll stick ya".

I've never hit anyone before, don't know where it came from but I just lashed out, punched him straight in the face & he ended up on his back. I legged it & am sitting here, feeling like I'm gonna puke with a very sore hand & legs like jelly.

So he definitely wasn't 11?

CrazyRabbit

Knifey Spoony wrote: »

HEY!

No one plays knifey spoony without my say so.

Congrats. It took 3 years, but you finally got to use that joke

PizzamanIRL

More importantly, what music were you listening to?

FutureGuy

gozunda wrote: »

Knowing how some scumbag families work - I would report this to the Garda ASAP

The little scrot will probably report you for attacking him / gbh

So get your report in first. Any witnesses or CCTV in the area?

I would honestly file it with the Gardai. Have your boss as a character reference, stating your condition upon arriving at work and the fact you had to go home.

I would do it today to be honest OP.

RainMaker

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

More importantly, what music were you listening to?

And were your headphones annoyingly loud at the time??

Pass the Sauce love

Fair play OP....anyone with a knife = dangerous.

I would have picked the little fecker up and butted him too.

sbsquarepants

Pass the Sauce love wrote: »

Fair play OP....anyone with a knife = dangerous.

I would have picked the little fecker up and butted him too.

I read this as "buttered him too" - i was thinking what sort of fúckwit tries to mug someone with a butter knife!

zuroph

disagree with not reporting it to cops. Just let them know where it happened and when. You got away, what if there's a young woman walking to work that way and the sh1t chances his arm again tomorrow? You have a duty to at least let the cops know to keep an eye in the area for a black-eyed little scummer, and search him. You don't need to press charges.

Shryke

Zuroph makes a good point. If this was a thread about someone getting stabbed and there were people saying they had been threatened before by someone with a weapon in that area there would be a crowd of rubberneckers braying as to why it wasn't reported.
Civic responsibility being the buzz word(s).

Well done OP.

The reason you feel so shaken is because precisely because you arenot a scumbag. It will pass, and in time you'll be delighted that you did what you did

Furious_George

OP, do you want to join my vigilante group. We will be going around dealing out justice to the scum that plague the ordinary decent people of this country....and when we are finished with Dail Eireann we will go punch some scumbags.

To start with it will be just you and I. You because you have proven yourself under pressure, me because it was my idea. We shall grow our numbers through ambushing other boardsies is rather inventive ways; the ones that react the best will be in. It will make quite the montage and somewhere along the line it will involve monkeys..... I'm just not sure how yet.

Boardsies who wish to join up please express interest below (if anyone can find face kicker let him know too) . We will come for you, you will not know when or where but we will come.

On a related note OP, you got access to wheels? because it'll be a crap montage otherwise and we're going to need to transport the monkeys. A van would be perfect.

What say you OP?

Ares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLS3RGesIFQ

You should have done this I'm afraid. Would have been even more epic.

él statutorio

Do we know where this happened?

Ironman76

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

More importantly, what music were you listening to?

Had to be Slayer.

TheHamster

: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter phone go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

whiteshorts

Jasus if he stopped and said all that to the kid before he hit him, the kid would be asleep on the floor.

anastasia2

''My 11 Year Old Son Punched in the Face - Guards do NOTHING.
Earlier today a grown man punched my 11 year old son in the head. This is a complete and utter disgrace. My son apparently had a rubber knife we got him for haloween and jokingly said to some awkward looking (his words) man that he wanted his money. Its important to know that my son had a smile on his face the whole time and the knife is quite CLEARLY a jokeshop knife.''

Is the above thread connected to this one?
jeez what a mess. Why dont parents teach their children not to approach strangers and to have some respect for others!

Lawrence1895

Before this one gets locked as well...

poeticseraphim

What area were you in?Tell us so we can avoid it?

Seriously...i am a young female....this stuff terrifies me

Youth crime is getting more deadly.

And i am small and maybe guys can do this stuff..but lets say a 16 yr old guy has a knife....or just is violent..I am screwed!

Women should do some form of self defense...maybe i will


Ireland is getting worse crime wise the GOVT does NOTHING

TouchingVirus

poeticseraphim wrote: »

What area were you in?Tell us so we can avoid it?

Seriously...i am a young female....this stuff terrifies me

Surely by now you realise that the place nor time doesn't really matter, it can happen to anybody, anywhere at any time. There is no scumbag zone where they all congregate and nobody ever steps outside of it. Worrying about it makes you an easy target, lose the anxiety but not your wits/street smarts.

Fair play OP, nice job and good to hear you got out of the situation without getting hurt.

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Put the ear phones back in, look for some Rocky music and dance around the office shadow boxing thinking you're the shìt, singing to yourself "you're the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down, your the best around".

If the boss says anything just chin the kant.

Thanked this through tears of laughter

rainbowdrop

I do believe this is the first thread in AH history where EVERYONE is in agreement!

By giving that young fella a belt, you've helped to make boards.ie history. Well done OP!

zuroph

no its not

Rothko

Well done OP, I would shake your hand if I could

tallaghtmick

OU812 wrote: »

Heading into work, headphones on, head down. A kid about 10 or 12 stepped in front of me @ said something. Took off the headphones & he pulled a knife out & said "gimme yet f**ken' money & phone or F**ken' I'll stick ya".

I've never hit anyone before, don't know where it came from but I just lashed out, punched him straight in the face & he ended up on his back. I legged it & am sitting here, feeling like I'm gonna puke with a very sore hand & legs like jelly.

Mom's spagetthi.

MagicSean

TheHamster wrote: »

: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter phone go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Good Luck

mikemac1

The_Citizen goes missing

The OP signs up to Boards this year

re-reg? Is The_Citizen back?

Putting fear in scumbags everywhere

Big Bottom

Eh, Hello people?

Why are there so many saying well done to this Guy?

It was a cowardly thing he done.

There is no need for violence. Ever.

Zomg Okay

Big Bottom wrote: »

Eh, Hello people?

Why are there so many saying well done to this Guy?

It was a cowardly thing he done.

There is no need for violence. Ever.

Okay, you keep telling yourself that. Let us know how trying to convince the next mugger you meet to talk about his problems over a cup of tea works out for you.

DARK-KNIGHT

Big Bottom wrote: »

Eh, Hello people?

Why are there so many saying well done to this Guy?

It was a cowardly thing he done.

There is no need for violence. Ever.

No need for him to potentially stop a scumbag from sticking him or someone else with a knife?? COP ON WILL YOU

Well done op!!!

Any parent cannot say if one of their kids had done this that they wouldn't deserve a slap!!!

tritriagain

Big Bottom wrote: »

Eh, Hello people?

Why are there so many saying well done to this Guy?

It was a cowardly thing he done.

There is no need for violence. Ever.

easy to say when youre not the one facing the knife.i have a wife and 2 kids and if he pulled a knife on me whether hes 10 or 6ft hed be lucky if all he got was a punch.it was your natural instinct, fair play