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The icecream van

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  • #52
    james142
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 331 ✭✭james142


    irishgirl19 wrote: »
    theres an ice-cream man where I live and the @sshole rips my poor 10 year old sister off.

    We now have to count out he exact change to give to her,give her a note and ya won't see anything back :mad:

    Are ya sure your sister isnt just keeping the change for herself? :pac:


  • #53
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Joke Northsiders used to say ...

    "Why does Southsiders have double-glazing ?"
    "So their kids can't hear the ice cream van !"


  • #54
    whoopsee slurpin poodles
    Site Banned Posts: 3 ✭whoopsee slurpin poodles


    Who can lure your kids with a popsicle a whole lot easier than most strangers..

    the candy man can

    the candy man can.


  • #55
    bigpink
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,552 ✭✭✭bigpink


    [PHP][/PHP]
    humberklog wrote: »
    Money laundering.

    How does that work?All the gangs in Limerick seem to have ice cream vans and they guard routes with violence


  • #56
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    whoopsee slurpin poodles wrote: »
    Who can lure your kids with a popsicle a whole lot easier than most strangers..
    the candy man can
    the candy man can.


    Friend of mine dressed up as this for halloween a few years ago ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnhfvGdmmw


  • #57
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Favourite stand up sketch ever!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nwQGcsQjTJY

    Would someone please embed you tube sketch. Don't know how to do it on phone.

    Thanks :-)


  • #58
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    seven_eleven wrote: »
    FYI, icecream vans after hours and at extremely odd times like 10pm is most likely drug dealings. Seriously.

    Or a pedophile.


  • #59
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »
    It's weird that an ice-cream van stops at the drug-ridden estate next to mine every night, but doesn't come into my estate ever...

    And stopped every night outside a big druggy house across the street from me when I was living in Dublin, and nowhere else on the street.

    Stoners need sweets.


  • #60
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I can vouch for the drugs thing. my ice cream man sells loose cigarettes too.


    When I was in primary school my schoolbus driver's husband was an ice cream man and one day after we all got on the schoolbus he turned up in the ice cream van and gave us all 99s with red and green sauce. Best day ever!


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  • #61
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    children naturally like sweet things, whatever the weather


  • #62
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Dunno why some posters are moaning about the jingles they play, my local one plays Roger Ramjet! Yeh, its quite cool and retro throwing you back a decade or two hearing that.


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