Knocking on the bonnet of your car before you get in could save a cats life

meoklmrk91

Serious bunch of psychopathic scrotes on this thread.

gbee

meoklmrk91 wrote: »

Serious bunch of psychopathic scrotes on this thread.

Yippee. Name and shame, who had the best or should I say the worst most horrific story?

Why don't cars come with an extra horn that sounds like a Rottweiler?

kneemos

Shryke wrote: »

Typical non-reply for fear of having to actually engage on something and a particularly loathsome Irish strain of saccharine. I'll give you a 1 out of 5. Very little effort. Must try harder.

Have you got a pussy in your bonnet?

CreepingDeath

cruiser178 wrote: »

The problem with this sort of tread is, it gives the high horse brigade a place to make themselves feel a little bit more special.

The high horse brigade aren't affected by this issue.
I've yet to hear of a cat crawling up a horses arse for warmth.

lau1247

yeah i think a horn would do just fine.. show them who's the boss..

OldNotWIse

thanks! We nearly lost our cat last year when this happened. He ended up needing surgery on his leg that cost over 700 euro :mad: Important thing is he is fine now and we managed to save the leg

OldNotWIse

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

The problem with this sort of thread is that it gives the cat hating dunce-folk a platform to vent their anger.

Feel special about themselves because they cannot get that feeling anywhere else, only through an anonymous internet thread. Fixed your post

opinion guy

Um.....I have a question.

Won't a cat thats frightened seek somewhere to hide ??

So won't knocking on the bonnet only encourage a cat to stay in the dark warm place they are already hiding in ?

Death and Taxes

bbam wrote: »

Great. And the house smells like a litter tray.
Message to dog and cat owners:
If you let or keep them in the house your house smells like cat or dog and most probably smells like their toilet. So many pet owners think their house doesn't smell. Well it does, if the animals are in the house, your house SMELLS.

Houses cant smell, they dont have noses!:D

tin79

gbee wrote: »

Cats eat electrical wires

No they dont. They eat meat (they may chew wires - they dont eat them).

Wire is pretty low in essential nutrients. Except copper I guess.

gbee

tin79 wrote: »

No they dont. They eat meat (they may chew wires - they dont eat them). Wire is pretty low in essential nutrients. Except copper I guess.

I stand corrected.

gbee

opinion guy wrote: »

So won't knocking on the bonnet only encourage a cat to stay in the dark warm place they are already hiding in ?

I strongly suspect that if we put this question to an animal psychiatrist, they would agree.

Ares

I remember we had a deaf kitten once, white with blue eyes. One day I was driving up to town to get the papers when I heard a little thud about half a kilometre up the road.

The poor kitten had been resting in the inside wheel and had never heard the car start.
He'd fallen out andthe tyre ran over his head. It was not a pretty sight. Poor misfortunate kitten.

lounakin

This happened to a neighbour of mine years ago. Her cat took shelter shelter under the hood, contact, boom... cat pulverised. Nobody every told her and for years she'd come out with cat food and call for the cat. It's horrible and I love cats but we laughed and laughed...

Capt'n Midnight

ROFL http://i.imgur.com/orHLM.gif

Local-womanizer

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

ROFL http://i.imgur.com/orHLM.gif

Evil bastard, if there ever was a reason to hate a cat there it is.....

gozunda

bbam wrote: »

Surely when you close the car door it's the same thing?
Pesky cats. Hate them!

Hippies! wrote: »

I hate cats

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I'd rather kill the cat

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Knocking them down is better

longshanks wrote: »

Cats are dickheads. All of them. If they die they die, no loss.

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Evil bastard, if there ever was a reason to hate a cat there it is.....

Ahh lovely to see the usual deranged Ailurophobes have been let out again :rolleyes:

You are afraid of this

LINK
My my .. you are so right! The Catholic Church said cats were evil and guess what - there are twats out there who still believe fairy stories too!

WoollyRedHat

Look forward to catching the culprits

Local-womanizer

gozunda wrote: »

Ahh lovely to see the usual deranged Ailurophobes have been let out again :rolleyes:

You are afraid of this
LINK

My my .. you are so right! The Catholic Church said cats were evil and guess what - there are twats out there who still believe fairy stories too!

Looking them there, sitting there looking cute, lowering your guard, planning on killing you and taking over your possessions and life.

Cold empty eyes.....

areyawell

I leave cat food up in the engine so they'll go up there and then I fry the little ****ers. Fair annoying with there moaning riding outside. Have they any shame?

Fr_Dougal

areyawell wrote: »

I leave cat food up in the engine so they'll go up there and then I fry the little ****ers. Fair annoying with there moaning riding outside. Have they any shame?

They smell like chicken too.

gozunda

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Looking them there, sitting there looking cute, lowering your guard, planning on killing you and taking over your possessions and life.



Cold empty eyes.....

Like This?

LINK

Local-womanizer

gozunda wrote: »

Like This?

LINK

Exactly! That's the "I want your life stare!"

Pottler

OldNotWIse wrote: »

thanks! We nearly lost our cat last year when this happened. He ended up needing surgery on his leg that cost over 700 euro :mad: Important thing is he is fine now and we managed to save the leg

Townie alert:D.

Hippies!

gozunda wrote: »

Ahh lovely to see the usual deranged Ailurophobes have been let out again :rolleyes:

You are afraid of this
LINK

My my .. you are so right! The Catholic Church said cats were evil and guess what - there are twats out there who still believe fairy stories too!

I said I hate cats. Never said I was afraid of them.

Pottler

Hippies! wrote: »

I said I hate cats. Never said I was afraid of them.

I don't get this hatred for cats? Loads of people profess to hate them, but what's to hate, really? I quite like cats, not a single moggie has ever tried to mug me or burn my car, very few Toms have raped my missus and I've seldom been burgled by a kitten, so, what's to hate? They are also fluffy.:D

Hippies!

Just hate 'um.
Why do they keep pointing their bum holes at people? It's sick.

Pottler

Hippies! wrote: »

Just hate 'um.
Why do they keep pointing their bum holes at people? It's sick.

Stop dipping your face in Catlitter, you'll be grand.

gozunda

Hippies! wrote: »

I said I hate cats. Never said I was afraid of them.

"Hate" is a state normally reserved for intense fear or anger of someone or thing.

Ailurophobes are defined as hating or fearing little puddy cats - for shame!

The Phobos part denotes "fear" ie in this case the irrational fear or hatred of cats

It peculiar that people who claim to "hate" cats rarely can if ever can give a rational explanation of why this is.

They often come out witha list various alleged traits that cats are supposed to have they claim they do not like BUT in essence nearly all explanations come out as hate filled rants against an animal that really does not pose any real physical risk (and before anyone does start on the health issues - dogs can carry a similar health risk as cats tbh)

Imo this "hate" appears to be linked to a deranged notion that the RCC church purported that cats were familiar spirits with links to witches and the dark arts - ooohhhhhh!

The "hatred" of cats as something more than just a pet remains out there, often coming to fore whenever the word cat is even mentioned.

So leaving the middle ages behind u, do tell what exactly did some big mean pussy cat do to you personally to engender such hate / fear?

I might 'dislike' spider but I dont "hate" them tbh I might dislike curry but I neither fear not hate it....

I am of course not a psychologist but I'm sure there must be one on here somewhere that might be able to point you in the right direction

Best of luck with that"hatred" thing there anyway....

Hippies!

gozunda wrote: »

"Hate" is a state normally reserved for intense fear or anger of someone or thing.

Ailurophobes are defined as hating or fearing little puddy cats - for shame!

Phobos denotes "fear" ie the irrational fear or hatred of cats

It peculiar that people who claim to "hate" cats rarely can if ever can give a rational explanation of why this is.

They often come out witha list various alleged traits that cats are supposed to have they claim they do not like BUT in essence nearly all explanations come out as hate filled rants against an animal that really does not pose any real physical risk (and before anyone does start on the health issues - dogs can carry a similar health risk as cats tbh)

Imo this "hate" appears to be linked to a deranged notion that the RCC church purported that cats were familiar spirits with links to witches and the dark arts - ooohhhhhh!

The "hatred" of cats as something more than just a pet remains out there, often coming to fore whenever the word cat is even mentioned.

So leaving the middle ages behind u, do tell what exactly did some big mean pussy cat do to you personally to engender such hate / fear?

I might 'dislike' spider but I dont "hate" them tbh I might dislike curry but I neither fear not hate it....

I am of course not a psychologist but I'm sure there must be one on here somewhere that might be able to point you in the right direction

Best of luck with that"hatred" thing anyway....

I'm not reading all that but fair play anyway for typing it :pac:

gozunda

Hippies! wrote: »

I'm not reading all that but fair play anyway for typing it :pac:

No worries...the cat did the typing anyway.

Yamanoto

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

We found a cat yesterday that was caked in engine oil and missing from the far side of the town.

Glen Quagmire is assisting police with their enquiries

JustAThought

Aw - you ' re all so wicked!

OP - ill do that in future to save a poor cold pussy.

Lots of my neighbours have them.

There : )

ArtSmart

marketty wrote: »

Yep see that's your problem right there, you got a cat in your turbo. Gonna cost ya bud

LOL.

terminator2

Ares wrote: »

I remember we had a deaf kitten once, white with blue eyes. One day I was driving up to town to get the papers when I heard a little thud about half a kilometre up the road.

The poor kitten had been resting in the inside wheel and had never heard the car start.
He'd fallen out andthe tyre ran over his head. It was not a pretty sight. Poor misfortunate kitten.

nice one

Demonique

I've seen one of our cats descend from the engine once


We had an iguana behind the speedometer once, he spooked, ran between my father's feet and up behind the dashboard

flutterflye

I always knock on the bonnet to warn cats I'm about to drive off. But the cat just shouts "fcuk off, I don't want any of whatever you're selling".