Cake

Max Power

i like

Cheesecake is my favorite.

Ottway

Cheesecake is not cake, it's a dessert, pie or pudding.

Rayne Wooney

Cake, coke and hookers in that order.

tommyboy2222

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KmB8Laemg

Max Power

Ottway wrote: »

Cheesecake is not cake, it's a dessert, pie or pudding.

Stop ruining my favorite cakes

EDDIE WATERS

The Cake is a lie

joydivision

Beefcake. Beeeeefcakke.

elefant

Be careful you don't overdo it and damage your Shatner's Bassoon man...

Ellis Dee

Lidl were selling Christstollen (a German Christmas season cake) the last time I went shopping there. It's vaguely like a really good barm brack. Yum yum!:):)

http://www.steffensdinners.com/files/images/christstollen.jpg

Max Power

Would love a cake jumper for Christmas.

syklops

OP, if someone offers you cake, chuck it in their face and tell them to f%#k off!

Cargin

Cheesecake has got to be a cake. It says cake in the name! Lets not be too rigid here with defining the categories of deliciousness

juan.kerr

Cheesecake and pavlova are my favorites.

Phill Ewinn

vote yes for cake

Ottway

Ottway wrote: »

Cheesecake is not cake, it's a dessert, pie or pudding.

It's not called a cheesedessert or a cheesepudding. What does that tell you? Huh? Huh?

It's times like these that I miss KeithM89 he would have locked this thread because he hates cake

juan.kerr

Ottway wrote: »

Cheesecake is not cake, it's a dessert, pie or pudding.

Next you'll be saying Jaffa Cakes are in fact biscuits.

McChubbin

Mam's homemade Bailey's Cheesecake. Mmmmmmmmmmm.

Canis Lupus

There is no cake.

juan.kerr

Deleted User wrote: »

It's not called a cheesedessert or a cheesepudding. What does that tell you? Huh? Huh?

It's times like these that I miss KeithM89 he would have locked this thread because he hates cake

I don't really understand how anyone could hate cake. He clesrly had deeper underlying issues.

Cargin

ooo! and toffee cake, like ma used to get in Superquinn, back in those pre-Aldi/lidl/tesco days of my youth. That stuff was heavenly!

Max Power

Canis Lupus wrote: »

There is no cake.

There will always be cake

YellowFeather

Cake with a little cake inside it. The outside cake is warm and firm; the inside cake is gooey and slightly hotter.

Yeah - cake. I hate it. :mad::mad:

Larianne

Deleted User wrote: »

It's times like these that I miss KeithM89 he would have locked this thread because he hates cake

:eek: Bleedin' weirdo.

I make a great malteaser cheesecake. Yum yum.

Cargin

Larianne wrote: »

:eek: Bleedin' weirdo.

I make a great malteaser cheesecake. Yum yum.

...malteaser cheesecake...would the malteasers be on top, or would they comprise the base?

Larianne

Cargin wrote: »

...malteaser cheesecake...would the malteasers be on top, or would they comprise the base?

Malteasers crushed into the base and into the cream mixture and then some on top of the cheesecake. Can't do it half-arsed!

Cargin

Larianne wrote: »

Malteasers crushed into the base and into the cream mixture and then some on top of the cheesecake. Can't do it half-arsed!

...I will give you the entire contents of my piggy bank for a slice of this glorious magic heaven-cake you describe!

Larianne

Larianne wrote: »

Malteasers crushed into the base and into the cream mixture and then some on top of the cheesecake. Can't do it half-arsed!

I make a version of that with baileys in it, plenty of baileys. And a chocolate swirl

https://www.dropbox.com/s/f023h3geh0349ch/DSC00381.jpg

reginald

Banana Cake jumpers are my fave, I've no willy

Fr_Dougal

Cheesecake...bring it....

Chuck Stone

My Mother makes a delicious walnut cake... and banana loaf... and lemon drizzle sponge.

My Ma is good at making cake and being a Ma.

I want cake.

Larianne

Cargin wrote: »

...I will give you the entire contents of my piggy bank for a slice of this glorious magic heaven-cake you describe!

It's easy enough to make in fairness (otherwise I wouldn't make it. :pac:)

bluewolf wrote: »

I make a version of that with baileys in it, plenty of baileys. And a chocolate swirl

https://www.dropbox.com/s/f023h3geh0349ch/DSC00381.jpg

Oh no. Baileys and chocolate swirls, too much fanciness for my liking.

Real Life

my birthday was yesterday and i didnt have a cake, i just thought of that now. damn it.

Chuck Stone

bluewolf wrote: »

I make a version of that with baileys in it, plenty of baileys. And a chocolate swirl

https://www.dropbox.com/s/f023h3geh0349ch/DSC00381.jpg

Looks delishish. Fair play.

Max Power

Chuck Stone wrote: »

My Mother makes a delicious walnut cake... and banana loaf... and lemon drizzle sponge.

My Ma is good at making cake and being a Ma.

I want cake.

You're so lucky. I want a nibble on your Ma's banana loaf.

Larianne

Larianne wrote: »

Oh no. Baileys and chocolate swirls, too mucy fanciness for my liking.

Just tip in the baileys til the mixture tastes nice

yard_king

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

i like

Cheesecake is my favorite.

like homer simpsons , i love a cake made of pie

mikemac1

Over thirty posts and no mention of coffee cake??

THe most beautiful cake of all

Cargin

Larianne wrote: »

It's easy enough to make in fairness (otherwise I wouldn't make it. :pac:)

And so an epic baking project begins...

WindSock

I wanted to buy a ginger cake in Superquinns today but they had no ginger cakes so I bought doughnuts instead. Should've gotten that Oxford Lunch like an oul wan.

Cargin wrote: »

Cheesecake has got to be a cake. It says cake in the name! Lets not be too rigid here with defining the categories of deliciousness

But what about the Jaffacake?




/Wormcan is now open for business.

mikemac1

mikemac1 wrote: »

Over thirty posts and no mention of coffee cake??

THe most beautiful cake of all

Don't put coffee in my cake :mad:

WindSock wrote: »

But what about the Jaffacake?




/Wormcan is now open for business.

It's officially a cake

Larianne

Real Life wrote: »

my birthday was yesterday and i didnt have a cake, i just thought of that now. damn it.

I had cake today and it wasn't even my birthday.

juan.kerr

WindSock wrote: »

But what about the Jaffacake?




/Wormcan is now open for business.

Definitely a cake. Just ask HMRC: http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/vfoodmanual/VFOOD6260.htm

Local-womanizer

Strawberry cheesecake is amazing.

Maltesers cheesecake is a gift from god, as it is too nice to have been conceived on this planet.

Cargin

I thought they decided Jaffacakes were cakes, because they go hard when they go stale, which cakes do, whereas biscuits go soft...wasn't this officially settled there a while back?

WindSock

bluewolf wrote: »

It's officially a cake

juan.kerr wrote: »

Definitely a cake. Just ask HMRC: http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/vfoodmanual/VFOOD6260.htm

Oh.


*reseals can*

*opens up again to make a delicious cake mixture with it*

Local-womanizer

Cargin wrote: »

I thought they decided Jaffacakes were cakes, because they go hard when they go stale, which cakes do, whereas biscuits go soft...wasn't this officially settled there a while back?

Think they had some referendum yesterday about it, yes vote won out too.

juan.kerr

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Think they had some referendum yesterday about it, yes vote won out too.

Probably would have attracted more votes.

Larianne

Larianne wrote: »

I had cake today and it wasn't even my birthday.

Was it for someone's birthday? Because birthday cake contains no calories. I love birthdays.

Cargin

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Think they had some referendum yesterday about it, yes vote won out too.

So it turns out the county of Donegal will have no truck with cake then?

juan.kerr

What about fish cakes and rosti cakes?

Cargin

Cargin wrote: »

So it turns out the county of Donegal will have no truck with cake then?

What about a few vans instead?