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  • 13-11-2012 12:27pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    Two hookers were on a street corner.

    They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said,

    "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."

    The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped."

    _____________________________________________

    Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbor Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off.

    Bruce slams on the brakes and yells,

    "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're doing?"

    Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

    "G'day Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and so now I'm gonna kill myself."

    Bruce gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

    He says "Strewth Sheila... Not only are you a great shag, but you're a real sport too."...and drives off.


    _____________________________________________

    A guy met this girl in a bar and asked,

    "May I buy you a drink?".

    Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies,

    "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

    A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?"

    "Okay, but it still won't do you any good."

    He invites her up to his apartment and she replies,

    "Okay, but it won't do you any good."

    They get to his apartment and he says,

    "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife."

    She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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