If you only had one punch in the face?

AskMyChocolate

For me, it would have to be Peter Sutherland.

So, AHers. If you could only give one puck in the jaw to someone, who would it be?

Any mentions of Twink and Dave McSavage will be met with bans. Fair warning.

Where To

Make love, not war.

0ph0rce0

*Ex Girlfriend.







*I do not condone the hitting of women

Cosmo K

Joe Duffy

The Big Red Button

A teenage skanger with a knife

Hippies!

Twink

phasers

Twink and Dave McSavage.

Screw your rules you crusty old Dean

Remmy

Sarah Palin, right in the ovaries.

MistyCheese

The scumbag who harassed me and my dogs in the street today. I cannot promise to stop at one.

Treha

Hippies.

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Hippies! wrote: »

Twink

Not you. Actual hippies.

Spiritual

My Grand Uncle James for the incident in '79.

General Relativity

0ph0rce0 wrote: »

*Ex Girlfriend.







*I do not condone the hitting of women

The hitting of men is fine tho?

Where To

Lot of violent people in here tonight.:(

cojomo2

I've been waiting for a thread like this for a long time. Jeremy Kyle.

Spiritual

General Relativity wrote: »

The hitting of men is fine tho?

Yes and the odd dog that needs it.

yermandan

oh man without a doubt it has to be

castletownman

I've always pondered that given one free punch, what would be the largest animal a human being could knock out?

Spiritual

castletownman wrote: »

I've always pondered that given one free punch, what would be the largest animal a human being could knock out?

Did you come to the same conclusion?

A giant chicken.

Where To

castletownman wrote: »

I've always pondered that given one free punch, what would be the largest animal a human being could knock out?

I've only ever heard of people knocking out baby humans to be honest.

bunny_colvin

mr burns

Smeggy

I'd flip a coin between Buble or Craig Doyle

bmcc10

Flo Rida Tit Head!!

Profiler

Myself... and then I'd allow myself a 2nd punch... and then use that on myself also.

If that were to happen not a single innocent person would be hurt.

My name is URL

Clive Anderson

El Guapo!

Craig fúcking Doyle

TheSpecialOne

Michael McIntyre...Split his head to match his ridiculously split hair!

Dr Turk Turkelton

Bono

ainec!

SimonLynch

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

For me, it would have to be Peter Sutherland.

So, AHers. If you could only give one puck in the jaw to someone, who would it be?

Any mentions of Twink and Dave McSavage will be met with bans. Fair warning.

Ryan Tubridy's comedian cousin's eldest heir, only time in my life I felt the urge to smack a 10 year old, smirking little mini-me Ban me

Are Twink and Dave an item now?

The Jammy dodger

Obama

iDave

Stephen 'Ireland'

Rasheed

TheSpecialOne wrote: »

Michael McIntyre...Split his head to match his ridiculously split hair!

I was juggling Craig Doyle, Kian Egan and Jeremy Clarkson but you, my friend have blown them all out of the water with that suggestion.

Don't understand how people pay money to look and listen to that knob head.

SafeSurfer

Stephen Hawkins.

El Guapo!

Dean09 wrote: »

Craig fúcking Doyle

Actually, I change my mind.

Katherine Lynch. Sweet baby Jesus she's the most unfunny irritating person in the country.

doomed

My imaginery friend. We fell out, but he started it.

shooter69

That twat ray foley .....how the fcuk that tool is allowed populate the airwaves is beyond me

stop animal cruelty

Brian McFadden

keith16

The entire population of Co. Cork

gb40

Michael Rapaport

marozz

A Christian Brother.

doyle61

louis walsh

lookitsme

i think george hook has a nice hittable face

1ZRed

Gangnam style lad. Most punchable face I've seen in a good while.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Marty Whelan.

zyanya

Not a violent person but I think I would go for my old boss. I was a teacher back then. Not my fault people always had me in higher regard.

Runner-ups:

1. Two bully chicks from college. They thought they could bully me too. Not a chance, right after first try, I dropped a liter of freezing water on their heads. Sweet November.

2. Airhead chick from high school who thought I was hitting on her boyfriend, and dropped a cigarette right where I was about to land my foot (eh, I was barefoot, I had to wear heels for the whole day for the class picture, and was really tired by then). Yeh, it burnt right there.

3. Our recently elected shame of a President. Not Obama, I'm Mexican.

Oh, and I would prolly volunteer to help Remmy with Sarah Palin ^^,

Lawrence1895

Ryan Tubridy

fartman

The scumbag clamper that done my car today...straight between the eyes

Ellis Dee

A cnut of a Corkman teacher, an alcoholic who regularly beat me in the Screechin' Butchers school in the 1950s.:mad:

Oh, wait - I did in fact punch the bastard in the chops when I was big enough - 14 or 15 - and he never touched me again.;)

Some years later he was found drowned in a lake in Cavan. The verdict was open, there being no evidence to indicate how he entered the water. As if I gave a fcuk how he got there!:cool:

AskMyChocolate

cojomo2 wrote: »

I've been waiting for a thread like this for a long time. Jeremy Kyle.

I can't fault your choice sir/maam.

knucklehead6

Facekicker

zyanya

fartman wrote: »

The scumbag clamper that done my car today...straight between the eyes

Everyone who hits a car and runs away deserves a punch!

Dietsquirt

Craig Doyle... although i'd prefer a karate kid style scissor kick to the face