If you only had one punch in the face?

dirtyden

Ray Darcy

AskMyChocolate

castletownman wrote: »

I've always pondered that given one free punch, what would be the largest animal a human being could knock out?

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AskMyChocolate

Dean09 wrote: »

Actually, I change my mind.

Katherine Lynch. Sweet baby Jesus she's the most unfunny irritating person in the country.

Yep. I'm sorry Mr.Sutherland but you'll just have to wait.

"Ms.Lynch. The doctor will see you now."

*rolls up sleeves*

Rigol

Mr MacVodafone.

im only on here cause mr macvodafone is slower than a wet week.

paying him for shyte service.

Nippledragon

Bertie Ahern, I'd love to crack him one in the chops. He has such a punchable fat head on him from all them government dinners and his pension.

I would like another for Mary Harney/Roseanne Bar.

NegativeCreep

Russell Howard.
Might make his eyes point in the right direction if I hit him hard enough.

KTRIC

I'd have to say one of my ex's. I wouldn't do it myself though because I don't hit girls but I've had so many offers to do it for me.

admiralofthefleet

joseph ratzinger

lukesmom

That one in the aviva ad who is 'worried about her tiny baby, and her husband'

RobbingBandit

Dunphy right in his whiskey soaked nose.

Gay Cnuting ****en Byrne would be next, pompous fcuker.

Intensive Care Bear

Muhammad Ali - So when i'm old i could impress people with tales of how i once knocked him out (i'd leave out the part where this happened when he was in the latter stages of his life and suffering from Parkinson's)

Blatter

Piers Morgan.

Smidge

lukesmom wrote: »

That one in the aviva ad who is 'worried about her tiny baby, and her husband'

HAHAHA

I fukcing hate her, so glad I'm not the only one. Her voice makes my teeth clench and I found myself shouting at her on the telly the other day "What da fuq do you have to worry about ya moanbag, you have feckin health insurance" :mad::o

I think I'll have to punch Mary Harney... really just a science experiment as much as hatred.

To see if she wobbles like a jelly when punched in the gob :pac:

rainbow kirby

David Quinn. Very punchable, very punchable indeed.

lukesmom

Smidge wrote: »

HAHAHA

I fukcing hate her, so glad I'm not the only one. Her voice makes my teeth clench and I found myself shouting at her on the telly the other day "What da fuq do you have to worry about ya moanbag, you have feckin health insurance" :mad::o

I think I'll have to punch Mary Harney... really just a science experiment as much as hatred.

To see if she wobbles like a jelly when punched in the gob :pac:

I think the dic*head worried about her tiny baby is the same one in the eircom phonewatch ad, the blonde one? Could be wrong

spankysue

Charlie Sheen, he just has a really punchable face....

Xlami

Any pathetic loser who reposted or put up a status regarding that Joseph Kony video deserves to me smacked very hard as do the sheep who wear Dre Beats. But if I only had one it'd go to none other than:


The slap head who does master chef Ireland. That is the most morally wrong program ever broadcast on these shores. Over produced garbage, as food critics you'd think they'd enjoy a bit of food but I've never seen them talk about food with anything but distain. And all the starving people in Africa, yet slaphead makes out as if you don;t deserve to be alive if your pavlova has collapsed. He's a horrible slaphead.

ArnoldJRimmer

Brendan O'Carroll, followed by Gerald Kean

m4r10

Does a small man count as a man or a child? If as a man, then I'd punch the Barcelona football team midgets, especially when they're gathered around refs!

Smidge

lukesmom wrote: »

I think the dic*head worried about her tiny baby is the same one in the eircom phonewatch ad, the blonde one? Could be wrong

And also, what the hell is wrong with her husband that she is so worried about him after she had babies?
FFS do us a favour ad people!!
You have twins(I think it was twins in the ad) and you are whinging about your poor husband?
It's disrespectful to men and women imo.


Also, if I have a chance for a second punch it would be Brendan O'Connor.

He makes me want to spit nails.

Thespoofer

The wedding conman.... Franc or is it Fronc..can't stand that guy..








very evil thoughts enters mind each time he is seen...

AngryHippie

Can I tape Ronan Keating, Louis Walshe and old Fat-head McFadden together, with a hand grenade in the little triangle between their the backs of their heads.

Then I'll punch Louis hard enough in the face to make pop the release, take a photo of their faces for the last three seconds of their lives and then bask in the pink mist. Music and taste would owe me one.:rolleyes:

Ihatecuddles-old

Rachel Allen. God she's so irritating.

I'd give her a warning though, tell her to stop talking like a twat or I'll punch her.

And make me a sandwich!

Death and Taxes

Aoife "Tiny Tears" Quinn

SEANoftheDEAD

That little b0llocks in the eircom broadband ad...

"Ok we're done"

Actually I think id just kick him to death!

geeky

^ My uncle once went on a still-fondly-remembered rant where he opined that "If there's one f***er I'd like to kick to death, it's Michael Lowry".

John Waters is my choice.

Matt_Trakker

Jesus..........but he's probably dead.

So, living, I'd like to say Maggie Thatcher, but she wouldn't remember it, oh the choices....ok, final answer, Liam Neeson.
Just for the craic, he'd pummel me after it but I'd always be able to say I punched Liam mudda****in Neeson and I said "I will find you and I will kill you" as I'm doing it.

lukesmom

Yeah Rachel Allen. 'pat Sam batter in the aven'

13spanner

Jason Byrne. Just because you shout, it doesn't make it funny :mad:

juan.kerr

Adele King

Larbre34

lukesmom wrote: »

Yeah Rachel Allen. 'pat Sam batter in the aven'

I'd pat sam batter in her aeven......

For my punch - Kathy Sinnott, or Id be happy to let the wife wind up and take a swing at her

RoyalMarine

the knob who designed cork airport with no smoking area

9959

If I could substitute my punch with pouring a bucket of steaming hot faeces over someone's head, then I'd choose that boring, simpering, patronising, pious, sanctimonious, narrow minded, holier-than-thou, self- proclaimed 'pro-life feminist', patron of the Iona Institute and - wait there's worse - teacher, Breda O'Brien.

Doubtless her tortuous views on the tragic death of Savita Halappanavar should make for some excruciating reading as she tip-toes her way 'round the obvious injustice of it all whilst at the same time clinging to her doctrinaire Catholicism and her oxymoronic, or should that be moronic, 'pro-life feminism'.

The212

Amanda Brunker.

Right in the baby-maker

WoollyRedHat

Judy.

flutterflye

lukesmom wrote: »

That one in the aviva ad who is 'worried about her tiny baby, and her husband'

That really annoys me too - Why the fcuk is she worried about her husband when she's just given birth to newborn twins?
Seriously what an effing tw@t!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Daithi O Se, closely followed by Ray Shah and the gay boys One Direction.

Just line them up and wind up a Ryu style punch in the face!

jimmy the car

Chuggers. One punch per attempted handshake while walking down the street seems fair enough.

flutterflye

If I only had 1 punch, I would have to punch my dad.

But if I had another, maybe Kathryn Thomas? Blainaid (or however you spell it) Marty Whelan? Adam Sandler? Julia Roberts? Jessica Biel? Lee Evans? The brother in 'iCarly'? All of Fair City? George Bush?
I don't know, there's just so many.

Leiva

Anyone one of the pajama wearing knackers in the food isle of the local supermarket.

Butterface

Jeremy Clarkson.. and a swift kick to the groin too.

skeptik

Bono, tosser

juan.kerr

Brian Cowen

Although you probably wouldn't be able to tell afterwards, given the pigs head on him to start with.

Leiva

I've changed me mind.

Bertie Ahern. Yes Bertie oh how I'd level him.

MaxSteele

Paul Williams and basically every other "journalist" from The sunday world who think following drug dealers to villas in Marbella and smugly over exaggerating they're notoriety even makes an eye lid bat over here.

I'd punch them all really hard in the nose and then send assassins on honda bikes to gun them down on the Naas road.

Galwayguy35

Any of the bankers who will be getting half a million retirement pensions and think they deserve it, I'd start with the Bank of Ireland guy.

danslevent

Barbara Streishand

juan.kerr

Melanie Verwoerd

doulikeit

That cnut in the frebreeze add who says "it smells like Hawaii or something" pow right in the kisser

Glencarraig

Michael "Ryanair" O'Leary..........simply because he is an ignorant twat


Any Man Scabby Chester United fan........cause im a Scouser !!!