The thinking persons crumpet?

LETHAL LADY

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/legacygallery/gallery-2616/Thinking-persons-crumpet.html

How come David Attenborough did not get a look in, rather.

SafeSurfer

You mean the people ugly people think they just might have a chance with?

BlaasForRafa

From the looks of it that link is a few years old at this stage.

And the lovely Katie Derham and Susanna Reid aren't on it, for shame!

Stheno

Thread title fails

Should be the older persons crumpet?

Half of them look toasted what with wrinkles etc

LizT

Can we just ban anyone who starts a thread with a link to the daily mail in the first post please?

Stheno

LizT wrote: »

Can we just ban anyone who starts a thread with a link to the daily mail in the first post please?

Good idea

LETHAL LADY

LizT wrote: »

Can we just ban anyone who starts a thread with a link to the daily mail in the first post please?

Yeah let us do this s**t, oh you who loves lists, surely a closet daily mailer. How is Kim Kardashian booty these days?

LizT

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Yeah let us do this s**t, oh you who loves lists, surely a closet daily mailer. How is Kim Kardashian booty these days?

???

Nodster

she's now 78, but she was a fine lash in her day - former BBC news reporter Joan Bakewell

LETHAL LADY

LizT wrote: »

???

Oh Liz Taylor my apologies.:)

HeyThereDeliah

LizT wrote: »

Can we just ban anyone who starts a thread with a link to the daily mail in the first post please?

It's hardly the OP's fault the link was in the daily mail, without the mail AH would get no news.

LizT

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

It's hardly the OP's fault the link was in the daily mail, without the mail AH would get no news.

Actual LOL.

HeyThereDeliah

LizT wrote: »

Actual LOL.

Lol I know but most links do seem to be from the mail considering everyone gives out about it.

LizT

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Lol I know but most links do seem to be from the mail considering everyone gives out about it.

It does provide us with a bit of entertainment I suppose. It's our Fox News

Emeraldy Pebbles

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

How come David Attenborough did not get a look in, rather.

Because he's an elderly man? And elderly people tend to be no longer be sexually attractive?

HeyThereDeliah

LizT wrote: »

It does provide us with a bit of entertainment I suppose. It's our Fox News

I have to confess to reading other pieces after opening a link.

LETHAL LADY

Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

Because he's an elderly man? And elderly people tend to be no longer be sexually attractive?

Ageist :eek: Clint Eastwood is an incredibly attractive man.

flutterflye

Besides Matthew MacFadyen (who is okay I guess), they are all mingers.
Maybe I'm too dumb to find them all attractive though!

Rasheed

LizT wrote: »

Can we just ban anyone who starts a thread with a link to the daily mail in the first post please?

Ah what harm is it? It's usually only something light hearted and everyone understands not to take it too seriously!

Emeraldy Pebbles

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ageist :eek: Clint Eastwood is an incredibly attractive man.

No he's not. He looks frail. And c'mon, it's not really ageist. The vast majority of 80+ people aren't sexually attractive.

HeyThereDeliah

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ageist :eek: Clint Eastwood is an incredibly attractive man.

Yes he was a good fifteen yrs ago but now he is an old man.

Jamie Starr

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ageist :eek: Clint Eastwood is an incredibly attractive man.

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Yes he was a good fifteen yrs ago but now he is an old man.

Guys, this is pointless. You might as well be arguing with a chair.

LETHAL LADY

Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

No he's not. He looks frail. And c'mon, it's not really ageist. The vast majority of 80+ people aren't sexually attractive.

hunk.jpg this to that 80.jpg

senorwipesalot

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Yes he was a good fifteen yrs ago but now he is an old man.

Hes the only man for them fish heads.

HeyThereDeliah

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

hunk.jpg this to that 80.jpg

Hunk yes, the other hell nothing would make me go there.

DEFTLEFTHAND

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

Yes he was a good fifteen yrs ago but now he is an old man.

I saw an interview with Lauren Bacall recently (Actress and Humphrey Bogarts widow) and she was still a fine looking woman, she must be in her mid eighties at this stage. Elegance and class persists, you can't buy that.

HeyThereDeliah

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I saw an interview with Lauren Bacall recently (Actress and Humphrey Bogarts widow) and she was still a fine looking woman, she must be in her mid eighties at this stage. Elegance and class persists, you can't buy that.

I'm sure but would you want to go to bed with her?

DEFTLEFTHAND

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

I'm sure but would you want to go to bed with her?

To be honest I probably would.

BillyMitchel

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ageist :eek: Clint Eastwood is an incredibly attractive man.

I'd bum the arse off Helen Miram too and I'd say she's old enough to be Anne Doyles granny.

PhlegmyMoses

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

To be honest I probably would.

It'd be the driest experience I've had since I stuffed 6 crackers in my mouth and tried to eat them without water.

Jimoslimos

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/legacygallery/gallery-2616/Thinking-persons-crumpet.html

How come David Attenborough did not get a look in, rather.

I see Carol Vordermann is advertising that fish oil crap now

*crosses off crumpet list*

Temaz

Carol Vorderman still has it imo

ToddyDoody

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/legacygallery/gallery-2616/Thinking-persons-crumpet.html

How come David Attenborough did not get a look in, rather.

I can't find Chris Eubank, phone browser must be broken

TwoShedsJackson

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

hunk.jpg this to that 80.jpg

I'd be happy enough if I look like that at 80.

Grayson

Temaz wrote: »

Carol Vorderman still has it imo

I always thought Susie Dent was hotter

9959

Marty Morrissey?

Shenshen

How am I supposed to take that list seriously, neither Prof. Brian Cox nor Neil Oliver are even on there.
For shame.

Wacker The Attacker

Grayson wrote: »

I always thought Susie Dent was hotter

Could you consider this as thinking persons crumpet

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00894/rachel682_894197a.jpg

Jimoslimos

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

Could you consider this as thinking persons crumpet

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00894/rachel682_894197a.jpg

Nah, looks like a bimbo (though that said, she probably has a PhD in pure mathematics or such like)
Susie Dent is hotter.

Would also like to add Victoria Coren

Emeraldy Pebbles

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I saw an interview with Lauren Bacall recently (Actress and Humphrey Bogarts widow) and she was still a fine looking woman, she must be in her mid eighties at this stage. Elegance and class persists, you can't buy that.

Tis true, elegance can be attained at any age. A great bone structure, á la Bacall, helps too.

Emeraldy Pebbles

Grayson wrote: »

I always thought Susie Dent was hotter

Susie is eternally youthful looking.

Emeraldy Pebbles

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Would also like to add Victoria Coren

Hugely intelligent, but gawd is she ever smug.

tempura

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I saw an interview with Lauren Bacall recently (Actress and Humphrey Bogarts widow) and she was still a fine looking woman, she must be in her mid eighties at this stage. Elegance and class persists, you can't buy that.

Thank god , cause thats what im relying on to get me through the silver years !

phasers

They're all like 100

Where's Rachel Riley?

Jimoslimos

Emeraldy Pebbles wrote: »

Hugely intelligent, but gawd is she ever smug.

Yep, and now married to David Mitchell - imagine what the kids will be like!

Blisterman

Ironically, no thinking person actually reads the Daily Mail.