If the last film you watched was about to happen to you...

Irish Guitarist

I'd be a black man in a wheelchair looking after a dog called Ringo for the summer.

I'd change his name from Ringo to Spot.

Mal-Adjusted

I'd be sword-fighting Clancy Brown, because there can be only one!

ElectroJazz

I'd be a junkie walking around Dublin trying to find heroin with my friend Paul.

danslevent

I would be making a porno with my best friend so we'd be able to pay the electricity bill. About to fall in love with said friend, so excited

charlemont

One of the Flynn's of Cork was watching The Hitman and he heard the door bell ring, Well take a guess what happened when he went to the door ...

Boombastic

Bridget Jones has just finished:mad::mad::(

Hippies!

My childhood teddy would come alive and become my best buddy and then my girlfriend will leave me.........I fell asleep before the end so I don't know if I get her back or not

holystungun9

Wish I didn't spot this thread. I have been buying up some classic movies lately and watched 'A nightmare on Elm street', yesterday. Lying here in bed now...time for a coffee I think.

donvito99

I would be a female assassin in love with Gabriel Byrne.

Pilotdude5

I would be a Paleontologist invited to an island off the coast of Costa Rica, where a park with Dinosaurs is about to open to the public. Newman from Seinfeld turns off the power though and ruins my holiday.

Herb Powell

Raped by mountain men on a canoe trip :mad:

Cookie_Monster

I'd be flying the Enterprise 1701-A :D:D
or
freezing to death on Rurapente

Nemanja91

I'd be a cop patrolling the streets of South Central and going up against the Cartel.

Yer_Wan

Going to spend my early thirties as a spinster, then ride my boss and end up with the lad whose paddling pool I used to skinny dip in.

Ah. He'll like that.

exiledelbows

I'd rise up through the ranks of the mob in New York before getting arrested by the narcs, but I turn state witness to bring down my friends and mentors and then enter the witness protection programme

marozz

I'd be checking my totem, just to make sure it's not a dream.

krudler

I'd be a half deaf sherriff of a town populated by members of the NYPD.

cassi

I'd become the 16th president of America, abolish slavery and hunt vampires. Have some dodge facial hair too.

WindSock

I'd be in a small town of mostly Irish descendents looking for a way to get into the weird toy and mask factory owned by an old oirishman.
Running about the place to a background noise of synth music and I didn't get to the end of the film as I fell asleep last night and haven't seen it in Donkey's beforehand so forget the rest.

Cassandra Syndrome

Sliding Doors.

Perfect compromise of a Sci Fi and Chick Flick. Illustrates how your ex was such a deadbeat slob and your current one is superb.

Sweet!

sink

Funny you should ask.

I'd be a pioneering sexologist, revealing societies true sexual persuasion, beating back the puritans and inseminating the sexual revolution.

Mr.Prodston

I'd be off to buy my clothes at the toilet store while wearing some Sex Panther knowing that 60% of the time it works every time. Would probably get some milk on the way and realise it was a bad choice because it's too damn hot.

Where To

I'd be trapped in a filling station with killer driverless trucks circling outside. Stephen King is out there somewhere too stoned off his head and there is awesome AC/DC soundtrack filling the air.

HavingCrack

I'd be fighting for my life against lots of extremely violent Japanese teenagers on an island in a last man standing war.

paddy kerins

I'd be drinking metaphorical Milkshakes

idunno78

I'd be helping a old friend rob a bank. To pay ransom to our old friend (turned physo) to get his daughter back!

Jackobyte

have to train the 12 year old girl next door how to be an assassin because of her family get killed due to a drug debt. I would also spend a lot of time fighting off her sexual advances and looking after my favourite plant.

Can anyone tell me what film this is?

I'd be Donnie Brasco, an enigma working to take down a mob boss calmed Lefty.

sink

Jackobyte wrote: »

Can anyone tell me what film this is?

I'd be Donnie Brasco, an enigma working to take down a mob boss calmed Lefty.

Léon aka The Professional

Harpy

I'd be santa...

IsMiseLisa

I'd brand myself with the letter A, later recant, then fist pump/ride on a lawnmower/have an iPod held up to my window in an epic homage to John Hughes films.

Queen-Mise

I would be robbing Time banks - and going to ghettos and handing out time.

Kirby

I'd be shooting myself in the chest so that future me would die so that some little telekenetic brat could live.

Honestly, I'd rather let the little maniac get shot. In fact I'd have probably help Bruce Willis with the job.

Depp

I'd be the backwards man

skeleton_boy

I would be me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It would cost $80m dollars and I would sleep on top of a pile of money with many beautiful women.

Simi

I would be transported to the planet Mongo, and find myself fighting the tyrant Ming, to save earth.

JustAThought

I would be in a hot sunny country, travelling across India in a first class sleeper with drinks being served at the press of a button above my bed, having adventures + crazy days, with my 2 brothers with whom i have an odx but close relationship.