Do you have a real job

Czarcasm

Hootanany wrote: »

Do you not think that offices just created roles to spend budgets.

Any department head in any company will tell you it's part of their role to find ways to maximise productivity and efficiency so they can CUT budgets and save money. This often includes cutting down on staff numbers and putting twice and sometimes three times the workload on existing staff after headcount cuts are made.

No business wants to waste money on what can be their greatest current liability on their balance sheet- namely staff salaries. So no, I don't think any business would create made-up roles "just to spend budgets", and quite frankly just on that- I'm struggling to take you seriously when you claim to be running your own gardening centre, but yet hold such a naive view of how business works.

Rodin

pmcmahon wrote: »

The irish office work ethic is abysmal.

What about the hi-vis jacket contingent on the roads?

Hootanany

Czarcasm wrote: »

Any department head in any company will tell you it's part of their role to find ways to maximise productivity and efficiency so they can CUT budgets and save money. This often includes cutting down on staff numbers and putting twice and sometimes three times the workload on existing staff after headcount cuts are made.

No business wants to waste money on what can be their greatest current liability on their balance sheet- namely staff salaries. So no, I don't think any business would create made-up roles "just to spend budgets", and quite frankly just on that- I'm struggling to take you seriously when you claim to be running your own gardening centre, but yet hold such a naive view of how business works.

Well in my business I don't hire a cleaner we clean up after ourselfs ditto no Tea Lady or Maintanance man.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Hootanany wrote: »

Well in my business I don't hire a cleaner we clean up after ourselfs ditto no Tea Lady or Maintanance man.

Do you have a sound system in your garden centre? If so do you ever play this song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

Czarcasm

Hootanany wrote: »

I meen a proper job not pushing pens and computer stuff

Manual labour stuff that makes you sweat.

Hootanany wrote: »

Well in my business I don't hire a cleaner we clean up after ourselfs ditto no Tea Lady or Maintanance man.

None of the jobs you listed above are pen pushing jobs either, and cleaning up after yourself would be standard work practice anyway. So a cleaner, a tea person (nowadays most offices have no tea person, those jobs are contracted out to catering companies!), and a maintenance person are now also "not proper jobs" according to you?

Either you're accidentally digging yourself into a hole, or you've run short of manure for your plants, I'm not quite sure.

who the fug

Hootanany wrote: »

I meen a proper job not pushing pens and computer stuff
Manual labour stuff that makes you sweat.

fluck dat, tried it for two years not fun

BUBBLE WRAP

Do you have a real job? asked the OP!:D

Hootanany wrote: »

So it takes loads of people to make pills while 1 person can build a wall I rest my case close the thread.

Why use "Building a wall" as an example, when the hardest thing you do is pick up a watering can. :pac:

Hootanany wrote: »

I don't build houses
I have a real job.

A real job, a real job, a real job!???

Right!...

Hootanany wrote: »

If you must know I have Garden Centre that I run myself,no hangers on and no Grammar Nazies allowed

Well this really made me LOL! how on earth is selling flower to old biddys a real job?

Also is this you OP?

Tinie

My job isn't a "real job". Its imaginary. So are those wages from said job in my bank account :rolleyes:

GoldenLight

Ok Lets look at what is a real job?

I'm happy with my job, 77 cent an hour, looking after my Mom, with long term dementia, and terminal cancer. I have no problem in kicking you guys in the arse, I decided I would and I work for what I do, it was my idea. (will I was slumming it I managed to create 5 full time jobs, I guessing that is a mistake )

If your goal is to put food on the table, pay your rent/mortage, look after your kids, sort things out ect ect, look at a community base Idea, Make sure if you need help, ask for it and except it, you be surprised by how your community and friends react, most of the time they will happily help out, at the end of the day we need communities, and you be surprised what a community can do : D

flash1080

I have a real job but at the moment I sit in an office pretending to care.

Hootanany

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Do you have a real job? asked the OP!:D



Why use "Building a wall" as an example, when the hardest thing you do is pick up a watering can. :pac:



A real job, a real job, a real job!???

Right!...



Well this really made me LOL! how on earth is selling flower to old biddys a real job?

Also is this you OP?

I didn't someone else did.

again the question stands do you have a REAL Job.

If you want if you post up your job descriptions I can tell you if you want.
I'm here to help.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

I'm pretty sure I have a real one, even by Hootanany's interpretation of a job.

I get sweaty, dirty and tired from it.

Am I a real man now?

Hootanany

benwavner wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I have a real one, even by Hootanany's interpretation of a job.

I get sweaty, dirty and tired from it.

Am I a real man now?

Depends on what you do.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Hootanany wrote: »

Depends on what you do.

I'm a soldier

Hootanany

benwavner wrote: »

I'm a soldier

Not a real job you just sit in the mess drinking beer waiting for a War.

NEXT

Czarcasm

Hootanany wrote: »

Not a real job you just sit in the mess drinking beer waiting for a War.

NEXT

Ahh would you ever stop burying your head in the soil and grow up, either that or get a real job as a clown!



Scratch that, I'd say even clown college wouldn't have you.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Hootanany wrote: »

Not a real job you just sit in the mess drinking beer waiting for a War.

NEXT

Cider actually, but thanks for trying flower boy!

You must be a very angry horticulturalist. How are your pansies coming along? Id say you love being fist deep in dung. Are you an uphill or downhill gardener? You must be worshipped by the granny brigade. They love a "man" who can fiddle with their seeds.

Hogata

Nothing interesting so propably not real

Czarcasm

benwavner wrote: »

Cider actually, but thanks for trying flower boy!

You must be a very angry homosexual. How are your pansies coming along? Id say you love being fist deep in dung. Are you an uphill or downhill gardener? You must be worshipped by the granny brigade. They love a "man" who can fiddle with their seeds.

I wouldn't even bother descending to the OP's level when they display so clearly that they have no clue of the world outside their walled garden, let alone the sheer grit, sacrifice, determination and discipline it takes to be a member of the defence forces.

I'm going to unsubscribe from this thread now, the OP is clearly bored with pottering about in their garden all day and has quite frankly lost the plot.

Hootanany

benwavner wrote: »

Cider actually, but thanks for trying flower boy!

You must be a very angry homosexual. How are your pansies coming along? Id say you love being fist deep in dung. Are you an uphill or downhill gardener? You must be worshipped by the granny brigade. They love a "man" who can fiddle with their seeds.

What does a soldier actually do then that is constructive

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Czarcasm wrote: »

I wouldn't even bother descending to the OP's level when they display so clearly that they have no clue of the world outside their walled garden, let alone the sheer grit, sacrifice, determination and discipline it takes to be a member of the defence forces.

I'm going to unsubscribe from this thread now, the OP is clearly bored with pottering about in their garden all day and has quite frankly lost the plot.

Ha I know, he's just doin a bit-o'-trollin' is all1

Hootanany wrote: »

What does a soldier actually do then that is constructive

Absolutely nothing. We do nothing at all.

Hootanany

benwavner wrote: »

Ha I know, he's just doin a bit-o'-trollin' is all1



Absolutely nothing. We do nothing at all.

That's what I thought as well.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Hootanany wrote: »

That's what I thought as well.

You thought right, first time for everything!

Digitalism

benwavner wrote: »

Cider actually, but thanks for trying flower boy!

You must be a very angry homosexual. How are your pansies coming along? Id say you love being fist deep in dung. Are you an uphill or downhill gardener? You must be worshipped by the granny brigade. They love a "man" who can fiddle with their seeds.

No need to stoop to the trolls level and bring out the childish homosexual stuff.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Digitalism wrote: »

No need to stoop to the trolls level and bring out the childish homosexual stuff.

True

BUBBLE WRAP

Hootanany wrote: »

I didn't someone else did.

again the question stands do you have a REAL Job.

If you want if you post up your job descriptions I can tell you if you want.
I'm here to help.

Ah, was there an English class on that flower and gardening course you done? :pac:

GoldenLight

Hello, the OP hasn't a clue what a job is, basically he thinks it a number two in the the toilet, wait till they have to deal with someone else's **** and constipation of your own believe system.

And wait until he sees someone he cares about die from it.

Let them tell me,I don't give a **** about my job.

I'm sorry obviously I confused the OP for that they had a **** job, well get offer it OP.

Hootanany

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Ah, was there an English class on that flower and gardening course you done? :pac:

Teacher by chance

Madam_X

Hootanany wrote: »

Do you not think that offices just created roles to spend budgets.

In the cases where the employee has a pile of work up to their eyeballs and a second position could easily be created on the basis of this workload and the employee in question regularly ends up starting earlier and finishing later than what they're paid for... yes. I mean no.

OneArt

Hootanany wrote: »

I didn't someone else did.

again the question stands do you have a REAL Job.

If you want if you post up your job descriptions I can tell you if you want.
I'm here to help.

You're not here to help. You're doing the opposite of help. You're like a reverse maid. You're an anti-maid.

*goes back to peeling potatoes and smoking cigarettes*

Faith+1

Hootanany wrote: »

Not a real job you just sit in the mess drinking beer waiting for a War.

NEXT

+1 We have an army??

kjl

kjl wrote: »

The OP is a moron.

I have the best job in the world. I am paid to travel the world working on client sites and when I am not onsite I work from home where I get up at about 11 and finish up at about 5. I get all my meals paid for me and I fly first class and stay in 5 star hotels.

I get more satisfaction from completing a project than the OP every could laying a few bricks.

I worked hard to get where I am today and I won't have some out of work loser tell me that my job doesn't matter.

What's your job?

El Horseboxo

The gun i currently have on my hip says i have a real job. Makes me feel like i do anyways.

BUBBLE WRAP

Hootanany wrote: »

Teacher by chance

No, I live on a farm so I do most of the work on it, My mothers unemployed as she ran into health problems when she had a job and is no longer able to work and we'er in financial difficulty the past year. So I work on my dads farm while he is out earning money himself. I am studying computer technology from 9 - 5 I come home and go out to our farm to work from 5.30 - 10. (I get up at 7 and work then get ready and go to the course) I also done a hotel and catering course last year, so I think I will go back to that in September to qualify as a chef. On the weekend I work on the farm with my dad. So I don't really have a job as such I just help my dad out with the farm work, so he will have more time to to do his work. to be able to put food on the table etc.

robbiezero

kjl wrote: »

The OP is a moron.

I have the best job in the world. I am paid to travel the world working on client sites and when I am not onsite I work from home where I get up at about 11 and finish up at about 5. I get all my meals paid for me and I fly first class and stay in 5 star hotels.

I get more satisfaction from completing a project than the OP every could laying a few bricks.

I worked hard to get where I am today and I won't have some out of work loser tell me that my job doesn't matter.

Fair play to whatever post made you make a complete twat of yourself with the above post.
I doubt very much that your job matters if you are so defensive about it.

kjl

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

Ah, was there an English class on that flower and gardening course you done? :pac:

You did

Hootanany

Hootanany wrote: »

Well in my business I don't hire a cleaner we clean up after ourselfs ditto no Tea Lady Person or Maintanance man person.

Fixed your post there for you OP. Don't worry about thanking me. I'm sure you don't have time, what with the real job and all.

Trolling isn't your strong point. Don't bother trying it again.

Other nice folk - please don't feed the trolls - they like to bite.