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Amber [RTE] [** Spoilers **]

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  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    '' look up Russian Brides.com. Lots of synthetic boobs''

    If you all excuse me for a minute, I'm just going to surf the 'net.

    All in the interest of research, of course.......


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    What IS that accent???!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Ah seriously.....

    Bring in the Northies......All is well......


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    Paramilitaries did it!

    Case closed


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Up until now, I thought that people who were online grooming were visiting the Nivea for Men website :o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    CountyHurler, could you translate this?

    I recognised the world Google, the rest was gibberish.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,257 ✭✭✭BettePorter


    This doesn't bode well for a good ending! If ben bailey appears from the shower in the end and it was all a dream........ id actually have more respect for the writers than I feel I'm gonna have come half ten!


  • Registered Users Posts: 826 ✭✭✭edelweis


    The little lad is a real old wise crack in this episode, who'd have thought!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    Let's introduce all our ten year olds to Russian Brides.....for hire of course....


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,339 ✭✭✭✭Utopia Parkway


    What are you watching dad?

    Child pornography, son.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    Best for Amber not to reappear.....dads fallen for a hooker & mam has moved in her fiancé - meanwhile brother just gets more confused


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    Back to the door. Some security specialist he is.


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    amdublin wrote: »
    What IS that accent???!!!!!

    A mixture of Dungarvin and Dubroninskvy


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    the little long haired fella is a rat telling on his dad for looking at porn


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    There is an Amber on Boards, but she hasn't logged on since 2001

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=4615

    Ah well.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    In fairness, Amber didn't have a big script to learn off by heart.

    I'm glad.

    It might have distracted her from her exams.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,490 ✭✭✭Heroditas


    Skid X wrote: »
    There is an Amber on Boards, but she hasn't logged on since 2001

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=4615

    Ah well.


    Maybe her log-in details were thrown down the gutter.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    Do they actually do any business in that high-tec office setup?

    Last night it was "HQ" for the Amber thingy & tonight it's a pornhub?


  • Registered Users Posts: 50 ✭✭Just_Magic


    "She has your eyes"

    The picture of Amber was black and white!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    Skid X wrote: »
    CountyHurler, could you translate this?
    I recognised the world Google, the rest was gibberish.

    My fekn Internet went down... ffs... Most of those porn lads hide themselves by creating some sort of peer to peer encryption and share the files that way...

    I was gonna suggest another theory as to why Amber left..

    Theory 5: Amber was BORED OUT OF HER TREE WITH ALL THE SHALLOW, INCONSISTENT, ONE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS WHO SURROUNDED HER


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  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Ahh, a commercial break. Thank God for that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 826 ✭✭✭edelweis


    "Ben, Ben, I'm out Ben, Ben, Ben, Jesus Ben, Ben….Ben" if I hear that name again… it reminds me of when Alan Partridge was calling his "friend" Ben in a carpark, but his "friend' Ben chose not to hear him but poor Alan just kept shouting his name again and again, louder and louder and LOUDER…


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,490 ✭✭✭Heroditas


    Just_Magic wrote: »
    "She has your eyes"

    The picture of Amber was black and white!

    Ah c'mon that doesn't necessarily mean the colour of them. It can mean the whole shape of the face surrounding the eyes


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    My fekn Internet went down... ffs... Most of those porn lads hide themselves by creating some sort of peer to peer encryption and share the files that way...

    All you have to say is "I don't know"......:P


  • Registered Users Posts: 83 ✭✭ChewyLewy


    Could it be bens friend ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,490 ✭✭✭Heroditas


    edelweis wrote: »
    "Ben, Ben, I'm out Ben, Ben, Ben, Jesus Ben, Ben….Ben" if I hear that name again… it reminds me of when Alan Partridge was calling his "friend" Ben in a carpark, but his "friend' Ben chose not to hear him but poor Alan just kept shouting his name again and again, louder and louder and LOUDER…

    Dan!

    Dan!

    Dan!


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    edelweis wrote: »
    "Ben, Ben, I'm out Ben, Ben, Ben, Jesus Ben, Ben….Ben" if I hear that name again… it reminds me of when Alan Partridge was calling his "friend" Ben in a carpark, but his "friend' Ben chose not to hear him but poor Alan just kept shouting his name again and again, louder and louder and LOUDER…

    It was Dan.

    Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,657 ✭✭✭CountyHurler


    They have five minutes to reach some sort of climax.. I think I may head to the porn sites meself for the five minute climax..


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    I like sarah's blouse


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  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Skid X wrote: »
    There is an Amber on Boards, but she hasn't logged on since 2001

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=4615

    Ah well.
    If she'd known we spent the last four nights talking about her, she would have re-joined long ago


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