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Things you say that are flat out lies.

21-11-2012 1:43pm

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Drakares

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I'm talking about the lies that you know the person knows are untrue, and the person knows you know you're talking ****é but you say them anyway.

"Yeah I'll tell the oul' fella you were asking for him"

"I never saw your missed call"

"Yeah it's been too long, I'll call you next week and we'll meetup!"

"Ah yeah I saw that film" (usually because you don't want to hear their stupid narration of said movie that you'll never watch)

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#2 21-11-2012 1:43pm

Esoteric_

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Yes baby, of course I'm a virgin.

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#3 21-11-2012 1:43pm

Shane-KornSpace

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The money was just resting in my account.

Ofcourse I miss you babe!

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#4 21-11-2012 1:44pm

MJ23

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There is no spoon

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#5 21-11-2012 1:45pm

Chuck Stone

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I was listening.

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#6 21-11-2012 1:46pm

kaimera

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LyndaMcL wrote: »

Yes baby, of course I'm a virgin.

oh

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#7 21-11-2012 1:47pm

smash

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I'll be home by 10... just having one or two!

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#8 21-11-2012 2:01pm

castletownman

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Yes your bum does look big in that

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#9 21-11-2012 2:02pm

Captain Chaos

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There are four lights.

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#10 21-11-2012 2:03pm

cruiser178

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Iv'e got a tiny penis :cool:

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#11 21-11-2012 2:06pm

jessiejam

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To OH - There's nothing wrong/I'm grand

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#12 21-11-2012 2:06pm

GeorgeClooney

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"Rape is a terrible crime"

mod: banned.

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#13 21-11-2012 2:07pm

BizzyC

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cruiser178 wrote: »

Iv'e got a tiny penis :cool:

guys usually exaggerate, so not sure what that says about your lie....

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#14 21-11-2012 2:09pm

brembo26

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No there wasn't any women there with us...

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#15 21-11-2012 2:10pm

antodeco

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Any story that starts with "my friend said/did/wants"

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#16 21-11-2012 2:14pm

mackg

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No I wasn't ****.

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#17 21-11-2012 2:18pm

VinLieger

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When arguing with people about religion

"I completely respect your beliefs"

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#18 21-11-2012 2:18pm

seamus

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Sorry, I've been really busy

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#19 21-11-2012 2:21pm

Frynge

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I slipped, she fell

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#20 21-11-2012 2:23pm

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Her: Wrong hole
Me: OOOPpppps my mistake

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#21 21-11-2012 2:24pm

cruiser178

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BizzyC wrote: »

guys usually exaggerate, so not sure what that says about your lie....

ok ok...you'd need a really powerful magnifying glass to see my penis :cool: :cool:

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#22 21-11-2012 2:31pm

BizzyC

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cruiser178 wrote: »

ok ok...you'd need a really powerful magnifying glass to see my penis :cool: :cool:

It's been said on an internet forum, it must be the truth!

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#23 21-11-2012 2:37pm

ash23

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I'm not racist but.......

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