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  • 21-11-2012 4:01pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

    A: Even the pool table has no balls.

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    Q: What do you call the nipple on a Jewish wife's breast?

    A: The tip of the iceberg

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    Q: What is a hermaphrodite?

    A: A bisexual built for two.

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    Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?

    A: So they can pee and moan at the same time.

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    Q: How do we know men invented maps?

    A: Who else would make an inch into a mile?

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    Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    A: ”It’s nice, but can it pick up peanuts?”

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    Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born on the Northside of Dublin?

    A: Because they couldn’t find Three Wise Men and a Virgin!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #2
    dermiek
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭dermiek


    Humour fail.




    :pac:


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    #3
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    dermiek wrote: »
    Humour fail.






    OMG-1.png

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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