Best way to wake up ?

Sunnyisland

After hours some help needed

My nephew started his new job three weeks ago,He is in at seven so would get up at five thirty as he lives some distance from his workplace,Anyway he just seems to sleep through any alarm that he sets,Radio,phone,clocks, Only for his mother he would sleep right through till twelve,Anyone any genuine good tips to awake the Man at his chosen time Thanks.

seamus

Blowjob.

Probably not appropriate here though.

El Guapo!

seamus wrote: »

Blowjob.

Probably not appropriate here though.

They're even more startling when you live alone.

oldyouth

A ride and a rasher

toexpress

seamus wrote: »

Blowjob.

Probably not appropriate here though.

Damn you! I wanted to say that!

Drink a load of water before going to bed he will be up half the night nipping to the toilet!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Maybe he needs to get to bed earlier. It's a brutal time to be up at so he'd really need to be getting to sleep at around 10.30-11pm each night. He's only 3 weeks into the job so it may take a while for his body to get into a rhythm.

weemcd

Best way to wake up is with a young wan lying beside you and sparking a j for a wake and bake.

dunno if that would help anyone getting to work tho...

steve9859

This. An alarm clock for deaf people....

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/oct/16/alarm-clock-deaf-people

I suspect it's more likely that your nephew just doesn't want to get up...

Shzm

Get one of these wake up lights from Phillips: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-HF3470-Light-Display-Digital/dp/B003M2WWPY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1353619054&sr=8-3

It'll do the trick no probs.

O-Deazy

Phone alarm in a saucepan far end of the room!

*I also had planned on saying blowjob! Basturds

07Lapierre

Ur nephew needs to go to bed earlier. To wake up at 5am, he should go to bed at 10pm.

Sky King

The Alarm Cock is the hilarious and sexy way to wake up your significant other.

The Big Red Button

Tell him to go to bed at an appropriate time, and then the alarm will wake him after X hours sleep. 0530 isn't really a ridiculous hour to be waking up at; it's not like he has to reschedule his bodyclock in a big way!

My advice is to leave him at it, let him work it out on his own. Part of having a job is taking on the responsibility of actually getting there on time. Can't do everything for them.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

He just needs to sort his feckin priorities out. When I need to be up at whatever time I need to be up at, the alarm goes off and I get up straight away.

No need for gucci systems, getting sacked should be motivation enough for people nowadays.

Otherwise, there are some cool gadgety alarm clocks out there. Here are some.

areyawell

Two or three alarm clocks-

All left well away from bed. Also another thing you can do is attach a phone to 500 watt stereo with an aux cable and turn the volume up full. won't be long getting out of the bed.

Or simply hire him a hooker every night and ask the hooker to wake him up at 5AM with a morning blow job. That would probably work.

demakinz

get him one of these snuzNluz

Connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real money to an organization you HATE when you decide to snooze!

kowloon

benwavner wrote: »

He just needs to sort his feckin priorities out. When I need to be up at whatever time I need to be up at, the alarm goes off and I get up straight away.

I'm not sure everyone finds it so easy. It can be a sign of something wrong with your health if you find it really hard to get up or sleep in the first place.

Get an alarm clock that throws something at your head when it goes off

marnie d

Tell him to set his radio for 5.00, but put it on the opposite side of the room. Set his phone alarm for 5.10 to one of the noisy annoying alarms. This may or may not help get him up for 5.30, it's hit or miss with me!

wendell borton

Piss off the israelis, sure fire way to get a wake up call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We_IT4qxH94

Praetorian Saighdiuir

kowloon wrote: »

I'm not sure everyone finds it so easy. It can be a sign of something wrong with your health if you find it really hard to get up or sleep in the first place.

(Not strictly speaking about the OP's family member)

I dont find it easy. I want to smash the clock / phone whatever off the wall. There are times where I would be going to bed at 0200 and up at 0500 etc etc. No matter how tired, sick or unmotivated I am, if I have to be up...I have to be up. Its as simple as that.......for all of us.

That's all there is to it. If there is a health issue then don't accept the type of job that you have to get up early and travel a long distance for. They will replace you with someone who will turn up.

Then again if it's his first job, he will get used to it as the weeks go on. Maybe try leaving the curtains and window open?

Son Of A Vidic

realies wrote: »

Only for his mother he would sleep right through till twelve..

And that's the problem. Maybe if his balls dropped and he stopped relying on his mammy, that might be a step in the right direction.

hairyprincess

I can loan him my boyfriend...best way to wake up in the morning with his arms wrapped around me

flutterflye

Well I have always had trouble with sleep/waking up.
I need meds for it.
But in saying that, regardless of the reason, it is his responsibility to be waking himself up - if he doesn't wake up, he loses his job - that's a real world consequence he has to learn.
If there is something up with his sleep, again that's up to him to sort out.
Jesus, I actually can't believe that you, his mother, or anyone would be waking him up!!

Vivok

I can empathize.. I find it very hard to wake no matter how much sleep I'd get. Have always been like this. I think it's because I'm a heavy sleeper... I've slept through the house alarm going off...more than once. My solution... Set the alarm to go off an hour and half before I need to get up... The first hour I've no memory of pressing snooze... Eventually I wake. Annoys the cr"p out my other half though!

kowloon

benwavner wrote: »

Then again if it's his first job, he will get used to it as the weeks go on. Maybe try leaving the curtains and window open?

If it's his first job it could well be a lack of discipline, it won't be bright very early this time of year though.

Personally, if I wasn't asleep at 2am and I had to be in work by 5am I wouldn't bother going to bed at all.

If it was a health issue you might not know until you got it checked out. If it's serious enough to be asking relatives for advice it might be that. I used to be tired all the time, found it impossible to get up on time, turned out to be my pancreas that was lazy.

horticulturist

He needs to develop the will power to throw himself out of bed in the morning.

As soon as he wakes up (unless he can afford a lie in) he should get up immediately and splash his face with cold water, this works a treat.

Just hook up a timer to a mains powered 25cm diamater firebell!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJ1x8UNghg

Praetorian Saighdiuir

kowloon wrote: »

If it's his first job it could well be a lack of discipline, it won't be bright very early this time of year though.

Lack of discipline was my point alright. True, it would be dark but maybe with the window open, some external noises may help wake him. It will certaintly keep part of his mind active while he is asleep.

kowloon wrote: »

Personally, if I wasn't asleep at 2am and I had to be in work by 5am I wouldn't bother going to bed at all.

Yeah as a once off you would get away with it. But not over the course of a few weeks / months. You are not pretty at the end of it. :pac:

kowloon wrote: »

If it was a health issue you might not know until you got it checked out. If it's serious enough to be asking relatives for advice it might be that. I used to be tired all the time, found it impossible to get up on time, turned out to be my pancreas that was lazy.

Damn lazy pancreas....hope all is ok.

Pottler

hairyprincess wrote: »

I can loan him my boyfriend...best way to wake up in the morning with his arms wrapped around me

Would the three of ye fit in the bed though?

franktheplank

To the smell of napalm in the morning. I love it.

kowloon

benwavner wrote: »

Yeah as a once off you would get away with it. But not over the course of a few weeks / months. You are not pretty at the end of it. :pac:

Doesn't work great if repeated .

OakeyDokey

Naturally without the aid of an alarm with the boyfriend beside me!

Haven't had a lie in with him in about 6 months with all my early starts!

Cee-Jay-Cee

Old fashioned wind up alarm clock with two bells on top in a metal bucket at the other end of the room. No one could sleep through it.

Remmy

With electric shocks sending your spine into spasms...mmm morningey

FanadMan

Best solution.......Get him to find his own place to live and after about a week of being late because his mother didn't wake him, he'll either know how to wake up on his own or he'll get the sack.

fasttalkerchat

07Lapierre wrote: »

Ur nephew needs to go to bed earlier. To wake up at 5am, he should go to bed at 10pm.

Not possible to sleep that early for some of us!
I never sleep before 2 and used to be up at half 3 for work some mornings.
There is no solution... I sometimes sleep through alarms, phone calls etc.

Abi

Pre-work milking.



Sorts a boy out proper, that.

fasttalkerchat

Abi wrote: »

Pre-work milking.



Sorts a boy out proper, that.

If you're offering I'll give anything a go.

smash

Not the best way to wake up but when your morning hard on is bobbing under the blanket and the cat attacks it you'll jump out of bed pretty fast.

hairyprincess

Pottler wrote: »

Would the three of ye fit in the bed though?

Sure! If yer man has a big enough bed. Although there's a lot to be said for a tight squeeze

sparksfly

CJC999 wrote: »

Old fashioned wind up alarm clock with two bells on top in a metal bucket at the other end of the room. No one could sleep through it.

Yea, and balance the bucket precariously over the edge of a table so that the clock will tip it over.

Monty - the one and only

alarm clock connected to pc speakers with volume set to high.... do it once... more than once and your neighbors may kill you....