Friday Funnies

MonkieSocks

Getting away from their high-stress jobs, a couple spends relaxing weekends in their motor home.

When they found their peace and quiet disturbed by well-meaning, but unwelcome visits from other campers, they devised a plan to assure themselves some privacy.

Now, when they set up camp, they place this sign on the door of their RV:

"Insurance agent. Ask about our term-life package."

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A boss asked one of his employees, 'Do you believe in life after death?'

'Yes, sir,' replied the new employee.

'I thought you would,' said the boss.

'Yesterday after you left to go to your brother's funeral, he stopped by to see you.'
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There was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole.

They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse.

Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said,

"Mmmm, I smell sausage!"

Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said,

"Mmmm, I smell pancakes!"

Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.

Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."