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Just gave out to some schoolkids

  • 23-11-2012 4:03pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭


    Does this mean I'm officially old? Came back from a walk and the little brats were nosing around my garden, about to tip over a bin. Read them the riot act and they shuffled off.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Some little bastards told me the other day that I look like a "kidnapper".

    Pfft, they wish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,410 ✭✭✭bbam


    lazygal wrote: »
    Does this mean I'm officially old? Came back from a walk and the little brats were nosing around my garden, about to tip over a bin. Read them the riot act and they shuffled off.

    New neighbourhood crank in the making??
    Its a fine line between moving them on and drawing them on you even worse..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Yes. You are now old.

    Here's a handy link for you for tomorrow morning:

    How to Clean Egg Off A House


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    Have you found yourself looking at coffee makers because coffee has become your favorite past time


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭franktheplank


    Have you found yourself looking at coffee makers because coffee has become your favorite past time

    Damn, I just realized thats the cut off point and i've past it.

    Seriously tho, are coffee makers worth it, or do you just spend as much time cleaning all the fiddly little parts?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,270 ✭✭✭tin79


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yes. You are now old.

    Here's a handy link for you for tomorrow morning:

    How to Clean Egg Off A House

    Jesus did they honestly need to write a guide for that. Its not a difficult concept really is it?

    Next on eHow: how to wipe your arse.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25 bellson


    Your right to run the little sh!ts but your approach may lead to weeks of fun and wind ups for them!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    tin79 wrote: »
    Next on eHow: how to wipe your arse.

    I already have that one bookmarked in case I draw a blank on the can some day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,952 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach


    Did you shout "Git out of my yard you young whippersnappers"? Before settling down to some ovaltine whilst listening to The Archers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,844 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    tin79 wrote: »
    Jesus did they honestly need to write a guide for that. Its not a difficult concept really is it?

    Next on eHow: how to wipe your arse.

    Its close
    http://www.ehow.com/how_8447154_use-diaper-wipes.html


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    lazygal wrote: »
    Does this mean I'm officially old? Came back from a walk and the little brats were nosing around my garden, about to tip over a bin. Read them the riot act and they shuffled off.

    If the 'little brats' were your own children then perhaps you're still young at heart.
    Well done you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    NARC!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    lazygal wrote: »
    Does this mean I'm officially old? Came back from a walk and the little brats were nosing around my garden, about to tip over a bin. Read them the riot act and they shuffled off.

    If you chased them with a broom then it would have been official :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,844 ✭✭✭Honey-ec


    Did you shout "Git out of my yard you young whippersnappers"? Before settling down to some ovaltine whilst listening to The Archers.

    Course not, this is Ireland.

    "Get ouwwa that garden!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    I realised I was turning old when I rolled my eyes at all the adolescent brats hanging around outside the local shop...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I nearly became the man who would not give them their ball back

    nearly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    I nearly became the man who would not give them their ball back

    nearly

    handing back a slashed ball dosen't count btw ;)


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