Sneaky fap

kneemos

Everyones probably had one at work,in the car or even in school,any unusual places where you've managed to put one in the bag.

Sky King

kneemos wrote: »

Everyones probably had one at work,in the car or even in school,any unusual places where you've managed to put one in the bag.

You're doing it wrong?

Or else I have been GROSSLY misinformed.

summerskin

Used to do it in airplane toilets to alleviate the, er, stress.

franktheplank

Your mom son, yawn.

WoollyRedHat

kneemos wrote: »

Everyones probably had one at work,in the car or even in school,any unusual places where you've managed to put one in the bag.

Yeah, I managed to have a sneaky fap just before I came out of the womb.

Swampy

In a car?? Fail.

davet82

kneemos wrote: »

even in school

please tell me you are talking about when you were a student! :rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

Sneaky Fap?

When you get to my age you'll be more interested in a Sneaky Nap.

Huh? Am I right folks?

Am I.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Mr Benevolent

Nowhere. I never fap, it's a waste of precious live-giving fluid. It should be splattered all over (or into) women instead. Much more fun.

FatherLen

franktheplank wrote: »

Yore Ma, yawn.

again? didn't you just get an infraction for this?

davet82

FatherLen wrote: »

again? didn't you just get an infraction for this?

yeah... but planks will do that though

BlaasForRafa

FatherLen wrote: »

again? didn't you just get an infraction for this?

You don't get infracted for telling the truth

My name is URL

Surely all faps are sneaky faps?

uch

Into the Spud Pit on a farm

keithclancy

I thought every office had a problem at some stage with a mystery fapper.

davet82

keithclancy wrote: »

I thought every office had a problem at some stage with a mystery fapper.

we've had a phantom shítter (left poo on the ground/toilet seat) but never a fapper

Manzoor14

UCD library. During the day. At my desk...

ElleEm

I know someone who once had a **** IN CLASS in school.
I just don't know how someone would manage to get away with it. And how he could "follow through", allowing all the jizz to roll down his leg. Ugh!!!

smash

sneaky fap and then spiderman a random stranger!

1ZRed

My name is URL wrote: »

Surely all faps are sneaky faps?

Not if the earphones aren't in correctly

stoneill

I'm fapping right now!

Redlion

Lads, it's all about the danger ****!

Like sitting on a bus, hitting the stop button and then just going for it! Absolutely demolishing yourself before the bus stops. Always remember to thank the driver though, we're dangerous but courteous at the same time.

Second example, the aul reliable danger ****. When sitting in your bedroom, call for your parents/girlfriend/mate and then just pull the absolute wire off yourself, but cover your tracks before they get into the room. The thrill of this will be enhanced by the cuppa tea ya ask for when someone comes into the room.

mud

Swampy wrote: »

In a car?? Fail.

Why fail?

I've had one in the car

smash

mud wrote: »

Why fail?

I've had one in the car

just wiped it off on the passenger seat huh?

davet82

mud wrote: »

Why fail?

I've had one in the car

still not as dangerous as using a mobile phone i suppose

kneemos

franktheplank wrote: »

Your mom son, yawn.

Son!

cojomo2

Redlion wrote: »

Lads, it's all about the danger ****!

Like sitting on a bus, hitting the stop button and then just going for it! Absolutely demolishing yourself before the bus stops. Always remember to thank the driver though, we're dangerous but courteous at the same time.

Second example, the aul reliable danger ****. When sitting in your bedroom, call for your parents/girlfriend/mate and then just pull the absolute wire off yourself, but cover your tracks before they get into the room. The thrill of this will be enhanced by the cuppa tea ya ask for when someone comes into the room.

got a yummy mummy have ye?

Seedy Arling

Seems to be a lot of fapping threads lately.

Confirms my opinion that AH is full of ****. :cool:

el dude

In a field whilst being looked at suspiciously by a Frisian cow.

NegativeCreep

In the dark with someone else in the room. You don't know how much noise a **** makes until you do it in a silent room!

ronan45

Whats Fapping

Intensive Care Bear

I know a guy who works as a bus driver, he told be he had a sneaky one on the bus once when he was parked up waiting to start work. He is literally a bus wanker.

Seedy Arling

ronan45 wrote: »

Whats Fapping

Ask your mother.

Skid

keithclancy wrote: »

I thought every office had a problem at some stage with a mystery fapper.

That's what happens when you don't let people w@nk in the office ...

Autonomous Cowherd

My name is URL wrote: »

Surely all faps are sneaky faps?

Bahahah..this made me snort my tea out my nose.

(Why the hell am I reading this thread?)

MaxSteele

Top window seat right behind the driver on a bus eireann coming back from up north when I was about 12 or 13.

Took a lot of maneuvering under those jeans, but by god was she worth it !

Odysseus

I have a client tell me of this interesting experience a few years back. He was in a second hand book shop, picked up a book that excited him in someway. It was some type of second hand bookshop, and was empty that day.He cracked one off there and then. I really wanted to say well done Sir and shake his hand [well maybe skip the hand part] but had to stay focused on some psychological questions.

BlaasForRafa

el dude wrote: »

In a field whilst being looked at suspiciously by a Frisian cow.

Was it near....or far away..?

mud

smash wrote: »

just wiped it off on the passenger seat huh?

Nothing to wipe. (hint)

---

> I'm not a dude

davet82 wrote: »

still not as dangerous as using a mobile phone i suppose

And way more fun!

smash

mud wrote: »

Nothing to wipe. (hint)

---

> I'm not a dude

Well then.... Must keep a closer eye on chicks in cars.

9959

mud wrote: »

Why fail?

I've had one in the car

Yes, but you're the driving instructor.

Big Bottom

Odysseus wrote: »

I have a client tell me of this interesting experience a few years back. He was in a second hand book shop, picked up a book that excited him in someway. It was some type of second hand bookshop, and was empty that day.He cracked one off there and then. I really wanted to say well done Sir and shake his hand [well maybe skip the hand part] but had to stay focused on some psychological questions.

A second hand bookshop?

He should have had another one while he was there.

9959

stoneill wrote: »

I'm fapping right now!

I know, I can hear you.
Tone it down a bit, who the fùck is Enda anyway?

Motivator

There was a mentally challenged lad in school with us, an innocent lads but at the same time he was a horrible bastard. Used to sneeze & wipe his hand on his jumper, never wash his hands after going for a **** etc. etc. Anyway one day leading up to Leaving Cert the study hall was jam packed & the pressure was on everyone. In the middle of the 200 strong crowd this lad was sitting slumped over his desk with his jacket over his legs. All of a sudden there's a shaky leg & a shaky desk in the room & everyone starts looking around to see whats going on, of course its your man. One of the lads left out a scream & the place erupted, the supervisor ran to your mans desk & pulled him off...the chair...as he stood up his pants were undone & his micky was hanging out, cum everywhere. Everyone had a laugh about it but there was one bitch in the study hall who didn't even see it but got her parents involved & there was talk of a court case for indecent exposure but it was all a rumour. The poor wanker had to apologise to her & he wasn't allowed in the study hall anymore. It was honestly the funniest thing I have ever seen, but only because I was a safe distance away from the incident.

areyawell

In work and wiped it over bosses keyboard and mouse I hate. Also rubbed my balls all over his keyboard and mouse.

HeyThereDeliah

areyawell wrote: »

In work and wiped it over bosses keyboard and mouse I hate. Also rubbed my balls all over his keyboard and mouse.

How pathetic is that.

Cienciano

Seedy Arling wrote: »

Seems to be a lot of fapping threads lately.

Confirms my opinion that AH is full of ****. :cool:

Lets be honest, there's 2 types of men in the world. **** and liars.

EmptyTree

areyawell wrote: »

In work and wiped it over bosses keyboard and mouse I hate. Also rubbed my balls all over his keyboard and mouse.

Just a point:

Fluid + electrical items = (generally) a bad combination.

Could be embarrassing for your family to hear your boss found your body slumped over his desk with your pants down holding the mouse against your balls.

Voltex

Fapping when I was a teen in the 90's was never this complicated!

rannerap

I used to go to the bathroom at work to pass the time :pac:

smash

Sarannewrap wrote: »

I used to go to the bathroom at work to pass the time :pac:

Did you give up?