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Sneaky fap

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  • #52
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    smash wrote: »
    Did you give up? :(

    Well I dont work there anymore :pac:


  • #53
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    New office toilets not as sexy? :D


  • #54
    Siuin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    A friend of mine used to fap into sandwich bags (when there weren't any sandwiches in them) - wham bam, seal 'em up and chuck 'em out. He was quite efficient, really.


  • #55
    D_D
    Registered Users Posts: 311 ✭✭D_D


    Is this a sign?


  • #56
    HemlockOption
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭HemlockOption


    Hav a cupla drinks on board so what r u on about re 'sign'? Ta


  • #57
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    HemlockOption wrote: »
    Hav a cupla drinks on board so what r u on about re 'sign'? Ta

    Indeed.


  • #58
    nbar12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭nbar12


    I had a sneaky fap in the confession box when I was younger. It was incredible because I didn't even use my hands, it was like the power of God doing it for me!


  • #59
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭phill106


    nbar12 wrote: »
    I had a sneaky fap in the confession box when I was younger. It was incredible because I didn't even use my hands, it was like the power of God doing it for me!

    Think that is called a glory hole...


  • #60
    Ihatecuddles-old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I did it in Stephens green shopping centre before. 20c for a fap...I had just bought a new vibrator and wanted to try it out. Had to keep waiting for someone to dry their hands so nobody would hear the buzzing


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  • #61
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    nbar12 wrote: »
    I had a sneaky fap in the confession box when I was younger. It was incredible because I didn't even use my hands, it was like the power of God doing it for me!

    He's not god, just a priest.


  • #62
    Autonomous Cowherd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Autonomous Cowherd


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    I did it in Stephens green shopping centre before. 20c for a fap...I had just bought a new vibrator and wanted to try it out. Had to keep waiting for someone to dry their hands so nobody would hear the buzzing

    :eek::eek::eek:

    (why am I still reading this thread? what is wrong with me?)


  • #63
    9959
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    (why am I still reading this thread? what is wrong with me?)

    Like most of us here, YOU'RE BORED OUT OF YOUR TINY MIND!!!


  • #64
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,462 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    (why am I still reading this thread? what is wrong with me?)

    Your a wanker obviously.


  • #65
    Autonomous Cowherd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Autonomous Cowherd


    9959 wrote: »
    Like most of us here, YOU'RE BORED OUT OF YOUR TINY MIND!!!

    I am a bit bored actually, 9959..I'm taking a break from a major housework project, ateing an oul' topic bar and waiting for the second wind...(none of which are euphemisms :eek:)

    :D


  • #66
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    + on an aerlingus plane, in front of kids at the beach and on a san franciso street during mardis gras (not me personally but all true)


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  • #67
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    How many people are just reading this thread to get ideas to try a new fapping experience ?


  • #68
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    How many people are just reading this thread to get ideas to try a new fapping experience ?
    I only pay attention to the women posting :pac:


  • #69
    Motivator
    Registered Users Posts: 2,781 ✭✭✭Motivator


    I had one in the toilet in work years ago. I was about 18 & was working with an absolute stunner one night, it was only the 2 of us in the office at the time & even though she was absolutely gorgeous & couldn't have been more out of my league I kept thinking I'd end up having sex with her on the desk any minute. Anyway we never got around to having sex but as she was counting the money she asked me to watch her & count it in my head aswell. 2 of us counting away anyway & she dropped a wad of notes on the ground, she bent over & I saw the sexiest pair of knickers I've ever seen. I made excuses & ran to the jacks to knock one out & get rid of my horn. Seeing as there was only one jacks in the office & I came out about 10 minutes later panting I'm fairly sure she knew what I was at. Never got to have sex with her but I did finger her on a staff night out a few months later. Best night of my life.


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