Old men with goatee's

ilovesleep

Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

Where will I find one for myself?

And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
:-( not good!

Maximus Alexander

What belongs to the goatee?

DEFTLEFTHAND

I like older broads, women tend to mellow and become classier with age. No more giddiness in them.

3rdDegree

How about bald and with a goatee? The Walter White look.

ilovesleep

3rdDegree wrote: »

How about bald and with a goatee? The Walter White look.

Oh yes!

1ZRed

I'm not a big fan of goatees on any guy of any age. I didn't shave for a week a while ago and gave myself a goatee to see how it looked. It looked kind of good but mostly ridiculous.

Once my beard fills in more I'll be keeping stubble the whole time because it looks fuckin' sexy on a guy

Where To

This is my goatee in Vegas right now!!

asherbassad

ilovesleep wrote: »

Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

Where will I find one for myself?

And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
:-( not good!

Try Orange County Department of Corrections. Many if not all of them have some tattoos as well and love writing letters.

YellowFeather

ilovesleep wrote: »

And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
:-( not good!

Make a list of how sleepless, poor, unappreciated, and vaginally stretched you would be if you had a kid. That's a start.

ilovesleep wrote: »

Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

Where will I find one for myself?

I think I saw one on the boardwalk this morning. Go get it out of your system!

fasttalkerchat

Billy Connolly turned 70 today.

asherbassad

Goatees are for overweight baldies.

A full beard will stop up about the ears showing the lack of northern foliage. A clean shaven face will accentuate the florid, puffy double chin....so the goatee is perfect to also make you look quasi "bad"....like some kind of steroid-addled clown who insists on being called "Dog" or "The One" or some crap :pac:

kneemos

Do you like your goatee to be grey and perhaps overgrown and maybe have him wear a red suit?

Sugar Free

Must be OldGoats wife...

Sunnyisland

I saying nothing.

bnt

Why am I suddenly hankerin' for some fried chicken? Oh ... that's right.

Sarky

Ah, Goatly...

mikom

ilovesleep wrote: »

Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

Where will I find one for myself?

I'm free.

kincsem

They can't handle 'em.

Bipolar Joe

What if Bertie grew a goatee? Or Pat Kenny? Or Higgins?

Sgt Hartman

This is the coolest goatee-clad old guy I've ever seen:)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110620221525/breakingbad/images/9/9f/Season_4_-_Mike.jpg

jd007

Urge to post goatse pic...


rising!

Fr_Dougal

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

This is the coolest goatee-clad old guy I've ever seen:)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110620221525/breakingbad/images/9/9f/Season_4_-_Mike.jpg

RIP

Bob the Seducer

ilovesleep wrote: »

Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

Where will I find one for myself?

And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
:-( not good!

You see, when someone says man in his 60s with a goatee I automatically think Gary Glitter and once that image is in your head it's no longer a good look for anyone.

Madam_X

Bob the Seducer wrote: »

You see, when someone says man in his 60s with a goatee I automatically think Gary Glitter and once that image is in your head it's no longer a good look for anyone.

Good point.

But I agree there is something very attractive about Walter White.

Red Pepper

I dont trust men with mustaches or beards. Not sure why exactly (even though I might blame some of the CBS brothers that taught me) but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide. And they often are!

Spiritual

I would be your dream.

Bipolar Joe

Red Pepper wrote: »

I dont trust men with mustaches or beards. Not sure why exactly (even though I might blame some of the CBS brothers that taught me) but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide. And they often are!

I have the most glorious beard and am the most open man ever! I'm so open I routinely have to pick my intestines off the floor! I do find it hard to trust a guy without facial hair, though, for some reason.

mikom

Red Pepper wrote: »

but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide.

Acne scars and all other scars......... a cleft lip.......... a birth mark perhaps.

Shryke

Red Pepper wrote: »

I dont trust men with mustaches or beards. Not sure why exactly (even though I might blame some of the CBS brothers that taught me) but I always perceive bearded/mustached men as 'dodgy', something to hide. And they often are!

I have a beard. How am I dodgy because of it? You might be afraid of grown men in general.

Red Pepper

Yeah I know my perception is irrational but I cant help it. You may have nothing to hide and be a top guy but my first impression will always be negative.
Men with just mustaches are the worst - I know they are up to no good.
Look at the evidence;
Hitler
Stalin
Fritzl
Adams

Union leaders!

Shryke

Red Pepper wrote: »

Yeah I know my perception is irrational but I cant help it. You may have nothing to hide and be a top guy but my first impression will always be negative.

Ok. I'll wear a mask. Be grand.

Dancor

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

RIP

Spoilers dude!

Bipolar Joe

Red Pepper wrote: »

Yeah I know my perception is irrational but I cant help it. You may have nothing to hide and be a top guy but my first impression will always be negative.
Men with just mustaches are the worst - I know they are up to no good.
Look at the evidence;
Hitler
Stalin
Fritzl
Adams

Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds, Salvador Dali, Albert Einstein, Mahatma Gandhi.

Just admit you're a bigot and we can move on.




:p .

Madam_X

Red Pepper wrote: »

Yeah I know my perception is irrational but I cant help it. You may have nothing to hide and be a top guy but my first impression will always be negative.
Men with just mustaches are the worst - I know they are up to no good.
Look at the evidence;
Hitler
Stalin
Fritzl
Adams

Union leaders!

And Ned Flanders. Homer actually expressed that very concern to him so Ned shaved it off.

Red Hand

Madam_X wrote: »

Good point.

But I agree there is something very attractive about Walter White.

His millions of dollars, his sociopathic tendencies or his ruthlessness?:pac:

Having a goatee is handy...makes me look like an evil overlord when I have one. Slightly ginger, but that's ok. Isn't it?

Madam_X

Red Hand wrote: »

His millions of dollars, his sociopathic tendencies or his ruthlessness?:pac:

Ooh none of the above. But just the look of him... it's kinda sexay.

Luca Brasi

ilovesleep wrote: »

Older men in their 50's/60's with goatee's - aren't they so hot? There's something about them that makes me instantly attracted to them.

Where will I find one for myself?

And do you know what? I'm broody as fcuk too
:-( not good!

Anyone find women in their 50s/60s with goatees hot or are ye all ageist and sexist?

Red Hand

Madam_X wrote: »

Ooh none of the above. But just the look of him... it's kinda sexay.

He reminds me of Starr from Preacher. Look the top of his head. You'll never look at a bald Walter White the same way again.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIS0bLKX-e4wVHNa7LSxaoKR5mEKi0aLM6PbhEdJ8hr0x0finGzA

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbjIO-cf3MWztEt0nwtkBRX4BQGi7i9oyVUovgNDcBuV4NpwTlqQ

FloatingVoter

Red Pepper wrote: »

Yeah I know my perception is irrational but I cant help it. You may have nothing to hide and be a top guy but my first impression will always be negative.
Men with just mustaches are the worst - I know they are up to no good.
Look at the evidence;
Hitler
Stalin
Fritzl
Adams

Union leaders!

November mustn't be working out so well for you then.

BraziliaNZ

Crazy John McAfee is hot alright

http://www.bdlive.co.za/world/americas/2012/11/23/bonkers-it-mogul-blogging-on-the-run

Red Pepper

FloatingVoter wrote: »

November mustn't be working out so well for you then.

No, the whole Movember thing kinda creeps me out. I am wary of the people that take part but even more wary of the people that keep the mustaches after November...

Fr_Dougal

Dancor wrote: »

Spoilers dude!

Fixed.

Bipolar Joe

Red Pepper wrote: »

No, the whole Movember thing kinda creeps me out. I am wary of the people that take part but even more wary of the people that keep the mustaches after November...

So you hate beards and like when men get cancer. We're learning a lot about you today.

Shryke

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

So you hate beards and like when men get cancer. We're learning a lot about you today.

She hates Santa Claus too.

Red Pepper

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

So you hate beards and like when men get cancer. We're learning a lot about you today.

Yeah that's exactly what I said.
I don't hate. I distrust people with beards, I distrust them even more when they have beards and mustaches but I completely distrust them when they only have mustaches. Even Tom Selleck (though I loved Magnum PI).

Red Pepper

Shryke wrote: »

She hates Santa Claus too.

Shreak, I have to say that yes, Santa Clause has an awful lot to hide. His story never quite adds up.

Bipolar Joe

Red Pepper wrote: »

Shreak, I have to say that yes, Santa Clause has an awful lot to hide. His story never quite adds up.

Just wait until you hit the menopause and start growing facial hair. Your entire world view will be rocked.

Hitchens

An old Japanese saying goes. "kissing a man without a moustache ...is like eating an egg without salt"