My jelqing journey

Gauss

So I've made the big decision and decided to embark on a journey of discovery for at least one month. If the first month month is successful I'll report back my results and continue on.

It will take hard work and dedication. Anything that's worth doing isn't easy though. So I'll persevere in search of those inches. I just hope I don't arouse suspicion in my house bringing lube and a warm washcloth to the bathroom every evening for twenty minutes.

So would anyone else care to share their jelqing experiences and results. It is now scientifically accepted to work.

keith16

I don't know what that is...

im invisible

Pull the other one

kneemos

You live and learn.

Gauss

keith16 wrote: »

I don't know what that is...

One could call it bodybuilding for the penis.

im invisible

So you're telling me, i've been doing it wrong?

Gauss

For the uninitiated.

http://jelqing.com/

Ihatecuddles-old

Jelq is such an annoying word!!

smash

OP I wont be surprised if you come back next month with reports of a broken knob.

Although I do applaud your open admittance of needing to do exercises because you have a small penis.

LETHAL LADY

Squelching is more fun.

keith16

Gauss wrote: »

One could call it bodybuilding for the penis.

What does it involve? Cock push-ups?

NegativeCreep

keith16 wrote: »

What does it involve? Cock push-ups?

Its basically just pulling on your Willy in the hopes of stretching it out :L

Jimoslimos

So this is what happens when you open one of them "Want a bigger penis" spam mails.

OP, think about what happens when you stretch a piece of elastic. Yes it gets longer, but you also compromise by losing width. You'd be better off doing pelvic floor exercises.

Big Nasty

NegativeCreep wrote: »

Its basically just pulling on your Willy in the hopes of stretching it out :L

If that's the case I can tell you it doesn't work.

DeVore

They have a "Jelqing guru....". No really, thats a thing.





Most guys I know would be eligible for that qualification...

kneemos

What does the mammy think?

Remmy

kneemos wrote: »

What does the mammy think?

I'd say she suggested the idea

Gauss

Jimoslimos wrote: »

So this is what happens when you open one of them "Want a bigger penis" spam mails.

OP, think about what happens when you stretch a piece of elastic. Yes it gets longer, but you also compromise by losing width. You'd be better off doing pelvic floor exercises.

Jelqing isn't expands the cells in your penis over time causing increased width and length. It works.

Lord PuppyMcSnuggle of Cuddleshire

smash wrote: »

Although I do applaud your open admittance of needing to do exercises because you have a small penis.

I think most guys wouldn't say no to an extra inch if it was reasonably attainable.

I read a bit about it before, and stopped reading when I got to the part about injuries. When I decided it wasn't worth the risk, I cradled my penis in my hand and rocked back and forth to this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCoBTzrN9E

"Don't change the colour of your hair"

(Thinly veiled I have an average sized penis post.)

9959

I think most 'epic journeys' or 'voyages of self-discovery' of this type are best kept private until the Herculean task is completed.

Then the protagonist can present his findings, struggles and musings in book form, or possibly have himself represented in a major motion picture, "JELQING (A Year On The Pull)", by a handsome Hollywood actor such as George Clooney.

Just a thought.

tan11ie

It will just go back to it's normal size though when you stop though

Hippies!

Pics or GTFO like

Op congrats, you're not going to do any of it. If you were any good you would have already done it and posted results or about to do it and waited to finish to report results.

Instead now me and my small penis minions have to wait a whole month to see if it works. I just can't waiit that long

9959

tan11ie wrote: »

It will just go back to it's normal size though when you stop though

Why stop then?

tan11ie

You will have to post before and afters, quite interested to see if it really works

Gauss

tan11ie wrote: »

It will just go back to it's normal size though when you stop though

The cells are permanently increased in size and number.

Links234

lol... jelqing :pac:

I don't think that's something I'd be interested in but more power to you!


lol

Gauss

I start in a weeks time or so, I'll let everyone know how I get on.

9959

Gauss wrote: »

The cells are permanently increased in size and number.

Can the same be said for the brain cells or do they decrease exponentially?

Godsentme

Gauss wrote: »

Jelqing isn't expands the cells in your penis over time causing increased width and length. It works.

Of course it does!

(but don't be telling people or everyone on AH will be pulling their knobb....)

keithclancy

http://maxamanpenispills.com/jelqing%20exercises%20cost.jpg

Could be from Woodies DIY.

Grayson

jaysus. You learn every day.