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My jelqing journey

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    #32
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    A word of warning.

    Do not jelq while fully erect. I can't stress this enough. You risk injuring yourself. You must be no more than 50-70% erect.


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    #33
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Gauss wrote: »
    A word of warning.

    Do not jelq while fully erect. I can't stress this enough. You risk injuring yourself. You must be no more than 50-70% erect.

    this has to be the funniest thread I've seen in ages :pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc


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    #34
    Rigol
    Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    All this stuff about permanently expanding cells, making your weiner bigger and it really working.

    Let me tell you, if there was actually a way to make your weiner bigger we would by now have guys on the net taking it to ridiculous extremes with 20 inchers their bodies couldn't support, mofo's passing out from lack of blood when they get a boner, national schlong championships, probably some weiner related version of movember. There wouldn't be any more of those ad's online cause such a product would be mainstream within days.

    Also hummer sales would plummet.


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    #35
    irishgirl19
    Registered Users Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭irishgirl19


    OP I have yet to see a thread from you that is not of a sexual nature it is very strange


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    #36
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Rigol wrote: »
    All this stuff about permanently expanding cells, making your weiner bigger and it really working.

    Let me tell you, if there was actually a way to make your weiner bigger we would by now have guys on the net taking it to ridiculous extremes with 20 inchers their bodies couldn't support, mofo's passing out from lack of blood when they get a boner, national schlong championships, probably some weiner related version of movember. There wouldn't be any more of those ad's online cause such a product would be mainstream within days.

    Also hummer sales would plummet.

    Google pe gym. This stuff works, it isn't easy though. You have to first warm up your penis then perform the excercises for 20 minutes or so about 4 or 5 days per week and still it might be 6 months before you gain an inch. Most people wouldn't stick with the routine for that long. It can also be hard to find time alone in your house to jelq for twenty minutes.


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    #37
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    It can also be hard to find time alone in your house to jelq for twenty minutes.

    Think back to when you were a teenager:P


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    #38
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Gauss wrote: »
    For the uninitiated.

    http://jelqing.com/

    Thanks man now I have to clear my browser history.


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    #39
    alphabeat
    Registered Users Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    note to self
    dont open that link on a 26 inch widescreen at work

    ( again )


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    #40
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I've heard of this.


    Don't break your dick. Or do, I wouldn't care.


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    #41
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Ok guys, just a little update on my progress.

    I've been doing this for three weeks now and have gained 1/8 of an inch in length and I no increase in girth so far. Will update again in a month or so with my progress.


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    #42
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Gauss wrote: »
    Ok guys, just a little update on my progress.

    I've been doing this for three weeks now and have gained 1/8 of an inch in length and I no increase in girth so far. Will update again in a month or so with my progress.

    Keep going! In seven months you'll have a penis. Ok, it'll be an inch long, but that's no hardship.

    Wait, are you a guy? I thought jelqing was for women who were doing gender reassignment.


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    #43
    Blisterman
    Registered Users Posts: 7,456 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    1/8 inch? Are you sure you're not pushing the ruler a bit harder against your stomach?


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    #44
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Blisterman wrote: »
    1/8 inch? Are you sure you're not pushing the ruler a bit harder against your stomach?

    I push it to the bone every time for consistency.


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    #45
    9959
    Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭9959


    Gauss wrote: »
    Ok guys, just a little update on my progress.

    I've been doing this for three weeks now and have gained 1/8 of an inch in length and I no increase in girth so far. Will update again in a month or so with my progress.

    Well done you.
    'Keep it up'!


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    #46
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    And was the ambient temperature the same each time? You have to ensure all conditions are equal, if you really wish to improve the stature of your microscopic penis.


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    #47
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    TwoShedsJackson wrote: »
    And was the ambient temperature the same each time? You have to ensure all conditions are equal, if you really wish to improve the stature of your microscopic penis.

    Yes I have measured numerous times before and after three weeks of jelqing and the measurements are the same when fully aroused.


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    #48
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    For anyone looking for more info there are numerous websites which will help you achieve your jelqing goals. I see this thread developing like the depression thread where all of us phallically challenged men can support eachother.

    Yours sincerely,

    G


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    #49
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Another update here guys, sorry for keeping you waiting.

    My length has now increased by just under a quarter of an inch, I'm also happy to say I've seen girth growth in the past two weeks, just over 1/8 of an inch.

    Yours Methodically,

    G


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    #50
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Gauss wrote: »
    Another update here guys, sorry for keeping you waiting.

    My length has now increased by just under a quarter of an inch, I'm also happy to say I've seen girth growth in the past two weeks, just over 1/8 of an inch.

    Yours Methodically,

    G
    Don't forget your pics for tan11ie.


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    #51
    UCDVet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭UCDVet


    It doesn't work.


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    #52
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    UCDVet wrote: »
    It doesn't work.

    If done correctly with warm up and correct technique it does work. My penis is now bigger.


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    #53
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    smash wrote: »
    Don't forget your pics for tan11ie.

    Haha why thanks for keeping me in mind :D

    I'm glad someone had successful results ;)


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    #54
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I'm jelqing right now!


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    #55
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    My length has now increased by just under a quarter of an inch

    Pics or GTFO:P

    Although, I'll probably start listening when you reach an inch.


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    #56
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    2 months for 1/4 of an inch? You must need it badly OP :P


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    #57
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Don't worry about the bloody jelqing or whatever, you've got updoc in your hair!


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    #58
    Furious_George
    Closed Accounts Posts: 215 ✭✭Furious_George


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    Don't worry about the bloody jelqing or whatever, you've got updoc in your hair!

    Whats upd.....oh no sorry your mistaken that's hair gel


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    #59
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,062 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    I don't believe in this thing

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #60
    Madam_X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    "Hey everyone, I'm letting you all know that I'm embarking on something that I know you'll never have heard of, but I'll act all blasé as if you know exactly what I mean, and I won't type a word in my intro explaining what it means."


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    #61
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Gauss wrote: »
    I push it to the bone every time for consistency.

    Seriously? Nobody jumped on this?!


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