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My jelqing journey

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    #62
    TheBegotten
    Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭TheBegotten


    That's enough internet for today.


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    #63
    Lucy8080
    Registered Users Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Lucy8080


    dont do it o.p.

    The conspiracy forum are onto this agenda!

    Apparently, it's an elite group of feminists, with big vaginas, whose sole intent is to make men feel inadequate about their size in order to deflect attention from the real problem!

    The unspoken elephant in the room = big vaginas.


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    #64
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    Happy to say I have crossed over the half inch mark in total length increase. Girth is is about one quarter in total increase so far.


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    #65
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Do you feel more confident?


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    #66
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »
    Do you feel more confident?

    No the same. It's not about confidence, it's about a bigger penis.


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    #67
    Lingua Franca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    5 pages in and no one has called the OP a w*nker yet? For shame, AH! I expect much less from you all.


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    #68
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,065 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Oh ffs - are we still going on about this

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #69
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    mango salsa wrote: »
    Oh ffs - are we still going on about this

    It's about the journey mango, not the destination.


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    #70
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,065 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Gauss wrote: »
    It's about the journey mango, not the destination.

    I don't believe in this crackpot stuff so I couldn't really care less

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #71
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,454 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    mango salsa wrote: »
    I don't believe in this crackpot stuff so I couldn't really care less

    Why not make a thread about all the stuff you don't care about?


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    #72
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Gauss wrote: »
    It's about the journey mango, not the destination.
    It's not about winning, it's about taking part..



    /fap fap fap


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    #73
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    I'll just quote Gauss from another thread:
    This is outrageous behaviour, we should all be happy the bodies we were born with. Anyone who does this needs their self esteem fixed, not their legs.


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    #74
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    TwoShedsJackson wrote: »
    I'll just quote Gauss from another thread:

    I think we can do much good in this thread for all men who feel inadequate. Like the "lets laugh at depression" thread this one will be an inspiration for those where hope is but a fading light.

    To the journey.


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    #75
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    So if we should all be happy with the bodies we were born with (itself ridiculous as I at least was about five feet shorter and 15 stone lighter than I am now), why have you been yanking the lad off yourself for the last three months in an effort to increase your girth?

    'Girth' - it's a great word, and until this thread I don't think I had ever seen anyone use it outside of a porn mag/site.


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    #76
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    So this is more like "Let's laugh at tiny cocks?" I thought we already did that.


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    #77
    Gauss
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    It wasn't me! wrote: »
    So this is more like "Let's laugh at tiny cocks?" I thought we already did that.

    In retrospect that would have been a good title.

    In this world I see men suffering in silence. Suffering because of inadequate dimensions which can not be spoken about. To speak of such matters is one of the last great taboos. Men have no where to turn to but a world of scam Internet pills, pumps and creams. This is why the word of the jelq must be passed on. Jelqing is free and effective providing true hope to those who have already accepted their shortcomings.


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    #78
    fasttalkerchat
    Registered Users Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    I think he's going to find himself... with all the other lost souls in Oz.


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