Churches and toilets

MistyCheese

As far as I am aware many churches either do not have toilet facilities or else they hide them from me very well. Maybe they have their reasons for this, could be that they fear their toilet facilities may be taken over by people other than those who simply wish to pee, maybe they feel that providing a water closet would distract people from praying, I can't be sure.

Do people agree that churches should remain bathroom-free? Or would more people like to see a simple, basic lavatory installed for the congregation?

One reason against these facilities would be the possibility of someone wrecking the place therefore requiring further work for the cleaner. But the oppurtunity would be there to charge a nominal fee in order to cover expenses and discourage non-essential bathroom visits.

Maudi

MistyCheese wrote: »

As far as I am aware many churches either do not have toilet facilities or else they hide them from me very well. Maybe they have their reasons for this, could be that they fear their toilet facilities may be taken over by people other than those who simply wish to pee, maybe they feel that providing a water closet would distract people from praying, I can't be sure.

Do people agree that churches should remain bathroom-free? Or would more people like to see a simple, basic lavatory installed for the congregation?

One reason against these facilities would be the possibility of someone wrecking the place therefore requiring further work for the cleaner. But the oppurtunity would be there to charge a nominal fee in order to cover expenses and discourage non-essential bathroom visits.

f.f.s!

Skid

The Mass isn't that long.

You can Praise the Lord by making the effort to hold it in until you get home.

EoghanIRL

Is this what ah has become

1ZRed

They usually have them well in the back so you can be cornered easily

Kylo Ren

I hope they have a condom dispenser.

Max Power

I just piss into the collection box

phoenix999

1ZRed wrote: »

They usually have them well in the back so you can be cornered easily

Speaking from experience 1ZRed?

1ZRed

phoenix999 wrote: »

Speaking from experience 1ZRed?

I was waiting for it




That doesn't sound good either..

NegativeCreep

Just pray at home. I don't understand going to church. Although the notion of having the body of Christ on my tongue is pretty hot.

Immaculate Pasta

Dirty protest?

Rigol

You know that thing with the holy water.

It ain't holy.:cool:

Midnight Sundance

I have had the (Mis)fortune of being at a confession mass , only to witness a constant and I mean really constant stream of children, their siblings and to top it finally off their parents and families streaming in and out of the church toilet. It was as if no one there had ever been to a toilet before.
When one child went every single one of them copied. It was extremely annoying and distracting.
Mass isn't that long that you can't hold it in, the toilets are only there for dire needs or at least when mass is over.

Gran Hermano

Use the font like normal people.

1ZRed

Keno 92 wrote: »

I hope they have a condom dispenser.

Boys can't get pregnant, silly

MistyCheese

Well, I wasn't actually at a mass when nature called, I was just near a church and not a lot else. I hear pregnant women can pee in a Garda's hat if necessary, wonder if I could trouble the priest for a hat to piss in?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Isn't the confession box for number twosies?

BillyMitchel

benwavner wrote: »

Isn't the confession box for number twosies?

Nope, that for talking šhît, not having one.










*Im going to hell

Lyaiera

The great question of our time: Which is more enjoyable, a work poop or a church poop?

B.A._Baracus

MistyCheese wrote: »

As far as I am aware many churches either do not have toilet facilities or else they hide them from me very well. Maybe they have their reasons for this, could be that they fear their toilet facilities may be taken over by people other than those who simply wish to pee, maybe they feel that providing a water closet would distract people from praying, I can't be sure.

Do people agree that churches should remain bathroom-free? Or would more people like to see a simple, basic lavatory installed for the congregation?

One reason against these facilities would be the possibility of someone wrecking the place therefore requiring further work for the cleaner. But the oppurtunity would be there to charge a nominal fee in order to cover expenses and discourage non-essential bathroom visits.

What the fuck are you smoking?
It's a church not a restaurant.

fasttalkerchat

All churches have toilets AFAIK. Maybe some have them in the vestury.

brummytom

They're usually in the sacristy aren't they? Have never been to a church without a toilet.

Lyaiera

Now I'm just imagining a priest in there yelling, "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" :pac:

Ha! Nothing funnier than poo.

2 stroke

If they serve food to be eaten on the premises they are obliged to provide toilets with hand washing facilities however these may be locked outside opening hours.

Seriously, I have often travelled for hours to attend weddings, funerals, christenings ect. Church toilets should be signposted better.

2 stroke

It's our councils that should be providing public toilet facilities. In Australia they have an online national public toilet map so that you can plan your journey without being caught short.

kraggy

I'm just amazed at how many boardsies go to mass.

1ZRed

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Nope, that for talking šhît, not having one.










*Im going to hell

I figure everyone worth a bit of craic is going to hell anyway.


We'll have a great time!

philologos

Most churches I've been to bar very rural churches have them.

Balmed Out

Having gone for a few pints before many a wedding I think i can categorically state that all churches have a toilet, normally in the sacristy.

Ihatecuddles-old

Any church I've been in had a toilet. The four most local to me definitely do.

Gummy Panda

2 stroke wrote: »

It's our councils that should be providing public toilet facilities. In Australia they have an online national public toilet map so that you can plan your journey without being caught short.

sounds like the George Michael tour :pac::pac:

gobnaitolunacy

Churches are supposed to lack basic facilities and be uncomfortable, inhospitable and draughty.

kfallon

Had a piss in the church toilet before me brother's wedding last year! And it defo wasn't in the holy water thing!

I would imagine all churches have a jax!

gobnaitolunacy

Smaller, rural churches never had them and many still don't.

Back wall was the usual spot.