Woman charged with having sex with skeleton

Mr. Manager

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The trial has began in Sweden of a 37-year-old Swedish woman accused of engaging in sexual activities with .... a skeleton.

The police in the city of Gothenburg said they found a human skeleton, skulls and other bones in her apartment after responding to a report that a gunshot had been fired.

A court document said police also found CDs entitled "my necrophilia" and "my first experience" as well as explicit photographs of the woman with a skeleton.
The unemployed woman pleaded not guilty to charges of disturbing the peace of the dead -- saying she bought the bones for historical purposes and denied appearing in the photographs.

If convicted, she faces up to to two years in prison.

How is that even possible? Did she just ram some of the bone (pardon the pun) up her?

Is it really that bad a thing to do? I mean, it's a skeleton, it's not like it can be any more or less attractive than another one.

Either way, she's a bit mental

LivelineDipso

Calcium Sutra?

3hn2givr7mx1sc

She hot?

frag420

I just got a bone-er thinking about it!!

Spiritual

Another one! It's rife.

LivelineDipso

Grow up, we all have skeletons in the closet.

Micky Dolenz

I heard she had a bone to pick with him.

suicide_circus

She jumped his bones anyway

Jarren

baz2009 wrote: »

She hot?

Dunno


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2236434/Photos-taken-Swedish-woman-accused-having-sex-skeletons-skull-bed.html

Is she ?

Max Power

Maybe she just loved the bones of him.

efb

She said he was well stiff

FloatingVoter

FFS my self esteem is going south fast. Even a skeleton can get laid....and nothing for poor old Float.:(

Celly Smunt

time to repeat our puns.

Micky Dolenz

She said he gave good head.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

baz2009 wrote: »

She hot?

She`s Swedish and 37, so probably, yes.

Or weer you asking abotu the skeleton?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ah, lay off, the poor thing had no body to dance with...!

Ahahha....!!

Ahhhh.......




This thing on?

Zillah

She's clearly weird and should be fined to dissuade other mentallers from stealing remains and molesting them...but a prison sentence is far too much.

gobnaitolunacy

Comment containing word 'boner'.

/thread.

The_B_Man

Is it wrong that the one thing I took from that link is that the skeleton has really nice teeth?

Duiske

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Did she just ram some of the bone (pardon the pun) up her?

OMG !!

I mean, it's a skeleton, it's not like it can be any more or less attractive than another one.

Grrrrrr..:mad:

Celly Smunt

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Ah, lay off, the poor thing had no body to dance with...!

Ahahha....!!

Ahhhh.......




This thing on?

heh that was humerus

Mr. Manager

Zillah wrote: »

She's clearly weird and should be fined to dissuade other mentallers from stealing remains and molesting them...but a prison sentence is far too much.

Yea prison is too harsh but she does need a stern telling off and some medical treatment.

Dave!

I have the weirdest boner right now.....

Paddysnapper

LivelineDipso wrote: »

Grow up, we all have skeletons in the closet.

But David Beckham takes his out in public :eek:

LaminatorSGL

That's what happens when you donate your remains to reproductive sciences.

Wompa1

Jesus, That's typical America Sweden

Dark Artist

She's not hurting anyone. Who cares? Prison sentence? Christ.

My only question is how she achieved the bones by a legit means - it's that part that might deserve a fine/punishment.

Azure_sky

That takes "having a stiffy" to a whole new level really, there's also a "Having a boner" joke in there somewhere but I'm sure someone else got in there before me because obvious joke is obvious.

mikom

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Woman charged with having sex with skeleton

I see the law finally caught up with Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin.

http://cdn.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00992/ryan-tubridy_992755a.jpg

lukesmom

No big deal at all. She fancied a bit of shake, rattle and roll make no bones about it.

Gmol

Bone alone.

Remmy

He's just somebody that she used to know.

Azure_sky

I wonder if she used appropiate protection, I'm pretty sure when ****ing a skeleton then ribbed condoms would probably suffice and be a basic protocol in any form of necrophillia.

Pompey Magnus

While trying to think up a pun relating to skull it finally clicked on me what M.T. Cranium's username actually means (Empty Cranium). I never even bothered to wonder what the M.T. could stand for. D'oh .

jackal

When necrophilia is just too mainstream, a girls gotta get her skeleton on.

Giselle

Typical, men are allowed state a preference for a thin partner, but as soon a a woman does its all insane and weird

Azure_sky

I'm sure afterwards she was probably a little bit peckish so I wonder if she ordered a "thigh" curry and a few spare ribs?

The_B_Man

mikom wrote: »

I see the law finally caught up with Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin.

http://cdn.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00992/ryan-tubridy_992755a.jpg

Holy ****! Is that Tub's missus?? She fairly tasty!!
Is she off the telly or is she just a randomer or what is she?

ZzubZzub

The_B_Man wrote: »

Holy ****! Is that Tub's missus?? She fairly tasty!!
Is she off the telly or is she just a randomer or what is she?

I think she's an ex Rose of Tralee who's good at maths and physics or something!

Ridiculously too good for that bean pole dry shite!

vex

wonder if it was "Ribbed" for her pleasure ?:rolleyes:

Riddle101

Is it a real life skeleton, or one of those artificial skeletons you get in Science labs?

chughes

For some reason this song springs to mind :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ3swBEBqBc

lowelife

Got to love a woman who likes a good skull phucking