Are testicles attractive?

franktheplank · 30-11-2012 2:14pm #1

This is one for the ladies, or well anyone attracted to men really. But are testicles attractive? We talk about people having big balls but i was took this as just an expression that they are brave or manly in some sense.

Is it attractive to have big balls? Are balls themselves arousing? What makes a good pair? Is that why porn stars shave them or it to emphasis the size of the todger?

PinkFly · 30-11-2012 2:16pm

PogMoThoin · 30-11-2012 2:16pm

God had some elbow skin left over so made little pouches into which he put some little pebbles

Gummy Panda · 30-11-2012 2:17pm

I had a gf who liked to just rub my balls. It was a bit weird as I thought it was about to go further but she was content rubbing them.

I suppose I could spend my day rubbing a girls bum

Madam_X · 30-11-2012 2:18pm

No genitalia are IMO but it doesn't matter when the person attached to them is... and they can even become attractive in their own way.

Gummy Panda · 30-11-2012 2:19pm

Madam_X wrote: »

No genitalia are IMO but it doesn't matter when the person attached to them is... and they can even become attractive in their own way.

In fairness, some girls have a lovely fanny

summerskin · 30-11-2012 2:20pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

In fairness, some girls have a lovely fanny

and they all have lovely bottoms...

KamiKazeKitten · 30-11-2012 2:20pm

Gummy Panda wrote: »

In fairness, some girls have a lovely fanny

Now now...of course they ALL have lovely fannies.

edit: dammit, summerskin! :P

LostCorkGuy · 30-11-2012 2:21pm

No Op , wimmen prefer the streamlined look , get rid of em if you wana impress , trust me

Micky Dolenz · 30-11-2012 2:22pm

Balls of a thread.

jester77 · 30-11-2012 2:23pm

They're great for teabagging

LETHAL LADY · 30-11-2012 2:24pm

Some people notice the face first, some the eyes, I go for attractive testicles.

Pherekydes · 30-11-2012 2:40pm

Blue whale testicles are around 25lb each! :eek:

Micky Dolenz · 30-11-2012 2:42pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Blue whale testicles are around 25lb each! :eek:

I'll give you £40 for the pair?

LETHAL LADY · 30-11-2012 2:42pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Blue whale testicles are around 25lb each! :eek:

Hubba hubba.

Mr Benevolent · 30-11-2012 2:43pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

Blue whale testicles are around 25lb each! :eek:

Smaller than mine? That's a huge balls up.

davet82 · 30-11-2012 2:43pm

i think women have the nicer genitalia but then again i am biased

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 30-11-2012 2:49pm

davet82 wrote: »

i think women have the nicer genitalia but then again i am biased

I think you invested so much in the operation Dave that you have to say that.

TheFisherKing · 30-11-2012 2:51pm

Yes, of course they are - just bought me a pair of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bf6OeJO_ZY

davet82 · 30-11-2012 2:55pm

Jake Rugby Walrus666 wrote: »

I think you invested so much in the operation Dave that you have to say that.

It cost me a small fortune but you're worth it

Gauss · 30-11-2012 2:55pm

davet82 wrote: »

i think women have the nicer genitalia but then again i am biased

It's a case by case comparison. Some vagina's are pure ugly, even the nice ones look like face huggers from aliens.

davet82 · 30-11-2012 2:56pm

Gauss wrote: »

It's a case by case comparison. Some vagina's are pure ugly, even the nice ones look like face huggers from aliens.

they're still better than the one-eyed monsters :pac:

Jake Rugby Walrus666 · 30-11-2012 3:08pm

davet82 wrote: »

It cost me a small fortune but you're worth it

You're not getting any tonight. I tell you that much.

kraggy · 30-11-2012 3:10pm

Some vaginas are grotesque. Seriously.

Neither sex's genitalia are attractive really, not usually anyway. It's got to do with the overall package, face, bum etc.

I'm a bum man. Breasts don't do anything for me.

30-11-2012 3:14pm

franktheplank wrote: »

This is one for the ladies, or well anyone attracted to men really. But are testicles attractive? We talk about people having big balls but i was took this as just an expression that they are brave or manly in some sense.

Is it attractive to have big balls? Are balls themselves arousing? What makes a good pair? Is that why porn stars shave them or it to emphasis the size of the todger?

In terms of 'chatting-up' the ladies, I would strongly advise against using the above as an opening gambit.

CruelCoin · 30-11-2012 3:16pm

If they're the flappy, saggy, mountains of skin folds variety, then no, i think women hate them.

If they're the bulging, taut as nails variety, then its the opposite.

In short, if you can pull a chicken wing with your balls, its ugly....

wendell borton · 30-11-2012 3:20pm

Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin',
That's my mother****in' balls,
you'd better let go of 'em,
They belong in my scrotum,
you'll never get hold of 'em,

30-11-2012 3:20pm

CruelCoin wrote: »

If they're the flappy, saggy, mountains of skin folds variety, then no, i think women hate them.

If they're the bulging, taut as nails variety, then its the opposite.

In short, if you can pull a chicken wing with your balls, its ugly....

In reference to your last line, please don't tell us how you came to this conclusion.

admiralofthefleet · 30-11-2012 3:24pm

kraggy wrote: »

Some vaginas are grotesque. Seriously.

Neither sex's genitalia are attractive really, not usually anyway. It's got to do with the overall package, face, bum etc.

I'm a bum man. Breasts don't do anything for me.

bollocks to that

bodice ripper · 30-11-2012 3:26pm

yes

CruelCoin · 30-11-2012 3:26pm

9959 wrote: »

In reference to your last line, please don't tell us how you came to this conclusion.

Watch the film "waiting". It'll come to you.

franktheplank · 30-11-2012 3:57pm

franktheplank wrote: »

This is one for the ladies, or well anyone attracted to men really. But are testicles attractive? We talk about people having big balls but i was took this as just an expression that they are brave or manly in some sense.

Is it attractive to have big balls? Are balls themselves arousing? What makes a good pair? Is that why porn stars shave them or it to emphasis the size of the todger?

9959 wrote: »

In terms of 'chatting-up' the ladies, I would strongly advise against using the above as an opening gambit.

Well I had just been showing them my testicles, gotta be some kind of improvement?

Intensive Care Bear · 30-11-2012 4:01pm

Most genitalia look like something you would see on one of those documentaries about life in the deep sea trenches.

Gweedling · 30-11-2012 4:05pm

I love the stereotypical conception that someone with "big balls" is a manly man always getting laid and has loads of women. On the contrary, I always tell people mine are small cause they're always empty. Surely that'd make more sense for someone keeping busy in that department?

MonkieSocks · 30-11-2012 4:06pm

Balmed Out · 30-11-2012 4:07pm

Gweedling wrote: »

On the contrary, I always tell people mine are small cause they're always empty.

How do you always manage to work that into conversation?

Gweedling · 30-11-2012 4:09pm

Balmed Out wrote: »

How do you always manage to work that into conversation?

Practise.

Zillah · 30-11-2012 4:12pm

davet82 wrote: »

i think women have the nicer genitalia but then again i am biased

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfxzE21bfs0

curlzy · 30-11-2012 4:13pm

No, the look like left over elbow scrag. *Vaginas however, are pretty and each should come with a butterfly fluttering around it while a piccolo plays.

*badly misquoting some comedian whose name I can't remember.

Max Power · 30-11-2012 4:16pm

Gweedling wrote: »

Practise.

You should practice how to spell practice.

Call Me Jimmy · 30-11-2012 4:22pm

And you should practice tolerance.

RobbieTheRobber · 30-11-2012 4:25pm

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

You should practice how to spell practice.

And you should check a dictionary before correcting anyone else's spelling. :rolleyes:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/practise

Outkast_IRE · 30-11-2012 4:30pm

How do you get to carnagie hall ?

Gweedling wrote: »

Practise.

Trisha XxX · 30-11-2012 4:31pm

franktheplank wrote: »

This is one for the ladies, or well anyone attracted to men really. But are testicles attractive? We talk about people having big balls but i was took this as just an expression that they are brave or manly in some sense.

Is it attractive to have big balls? Are balls themselves arousing? What makes a good pair? Is that why porn stars shave them or it to emphasis the size of the todger?

people are different and like different things. Like one person said his gf would rub his balls but what if she was to go futher would he like that? Who knows. Why are you asking anyway? Not to be weird but me personal i do like balls and do everything to them. Anyway its the person you become attracted to not their balls, i dont think size matters.