LATE LATE TOY SHOW THREAD

dollypet

The Late Late Toy Show Drinking Game

• A child forgets where they are and has to be hauled off stage by a crew member.
• Jedward appear.
• The batteries are dead in a toy even though “it worked in rehearsals”.
• A kid gives ten out of ten to every toy they have to review.
• Something is given to everyone in the audience.
• A robot malfunctions.
• The camera spots a middle aged man in the audience that looks mortified to be dressed up as an elf.
• A member of a boyband comes to visit with one or more of their unenthusiastic children.
• Two kids on tractors/bikes crash into each other.
• Dana appears in the book section, trying to flog more copies of the constitution.
• In the baby section from earlier you see a child BAWLING.
• The Billy Barry kids come on.
• Any sort of Irish dancing.
• Any reference to the Recession.
• You must down your drink if:
• If any charity single is played.
• If there is a broom dance or Seanos singing.

Any other ideas?

FatherLen

turn off late late,
go to pub,
drink.

kneemos

your gonna be on your ear after an hour.

westendgirlie

I'm in !!!

Aglomerado

Sounds like fun! You'd need to have drink in you to be looking at Tubs.

.Henry Sellers.

Who's watching the Toy Show tonight? I hate watching it but it's tradition at this stage, own up now or Tubridy will get you in your dreams tonight.

TPD

I will not be watching it. Had to post for fear of dream-Tubridy 'getting me'.

phasers

no

mfceiling

Fire will be lit, can of bulmers and a hape of sweets for me and my daughters...looking forward to it from last year!!

Lyaiera

Nope. I have grown up toys to play with now.

Computers you perv.

nope all year it was all singing put me right off

im invisible

i want an Atari Jaguar from Ryan Santy

rednik

Just got the dark knight rises blu ray, I think I will watch this tonight.

Shryke

I have worked in a toy shop. No I won't be watching it. Gaudy cheep Chinese crap being flogged with jaw dropping mark ups. And it's all crap, and anything that isn't entirely crap will break within a few weeks. And I don't like kids.

Schism

God I hate it when they sing, I will watch it but intermittently.

admiralofthefleet

illl be watching it, regardless of the presenter. ive always loved it. going to order my indian for about half ten, then sit down with the 5 for a tenner world beers from tesco
and the wife

So I checked and yes, we are indeed allowed to have a seperate Toy Show Thread \o/

So I've moved Dollypet's posts back out of the christmas thread but left .Henry Seller.'s poll.

leahyl

I've got a bottle of mulled wine so that will have to do.....

Anyone

Ryan Tubridy+ annoying children???

Drink everytime you want to strangle either or both of the above.

Anyway, An Idiot Abroad 3 starts tonight, Sky 1 at 9.00.

Max Power

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

illl be watching it, regardless of the presenter. ive always loved it. going to order my indian for about half ten, then sit down with the 5 for a tenner world beers from tesco
and the wife

I love how you put your wife after the beers.

LostBoy101

Everytime Turbidy breaks a toy, you must down your drink.

martyeds

You have to take a drink if Ryan soaks the audience with a giant water pistol. You have to down your drink if a child lists more than 5 faults when reviewing a toy... But still gives it 10 out of 10.

spodoinkle

I'll be watching, it wouldnt be Christmas without it. Tubirdy is still a douchebag though.

admiralofthefleet

FionnMcCool87 wrote: »

I love how you put your wife after the beers.

that was actually a ninja edit, in case she saw the post:o

lucylu

down the bottle if you spot anything that was pre-recorded

.Henry Sellers.

Who will be the next John Joe?

Aglomerado

.Henry Sellers. wrote: »

Who will be the next John Joe?

He was one of a kind. Some of the other "precocious" kids that feature on there are annoying, he was great!

My wish list tonight is:

Weeing and Pooing dolls - hopefully really messy ones
Dustin (or is he old hat these days?)
Jedward on amphetamines.

lucylu

I wonder will Ryan be controversial and pull out the breast feeding dolly tonight

Hippies!

Deleted User wrote: »

So I checked and yes, we are indeed allowed to have a seperate Toy Show Thread \o/

\o/

smash

Every time a special ed child appears on stage you have to take a drink and hold it in your mouth and try not to laugh!

SEPT 23 1989

The regulars in The Ryan Turbirty Late Late Show Death Cult thread won't like this

CuppaCocoa

I always feel sorry for the poor choir who come on last, sweltering in their knitted hats, scarves and gloves under the studio lights and gurning like mad!

.Henry Sellers.

Everytime Ryan awkwardly pushes a child you have to call the guards and then take a drink

drdeadlift

i made the bbc

Lollipops23

I'll be recording it, as I'm out tonight. Am planning on baking tomo, so will watch and bake!

We were just discussing all the awkward moments in work earlier-like when Tubs holds a mic up to a doll/robot etc to let everyone hear what it's saying and it comes out as nonsensical noise.

Or when the bike parade happens and a child randomly stops in the middle of the stage for no good reason and has to be enticed off by a stagehand.

Lyaiera

Lollipops23 wrote: »

Or when the bike parade happens and a child randomly stops in the middle of the stage for no good reason and has to be enticed off by a stagehand.

Or a child gets lost and drives off where they shouldn't be going and a stagehand as to run after them.

leahyl

Or when one kid is really loud and keeps interrupting the other kid who is trying to show their toy :pac:

Hippies!

Anytime a ginger kid with a "hippy" or "old farmer/culchie" complex comes on.

Anytime Ryan does a bad touch.

Anytime Ryan says he's in love with one of the kids.

A sympathy drink for the boring nerds in the book corner.

A celebratory drink if John Joe returns to the book corner.

squod

Toy show preview. That skinny lad with the Groucho Marx eyebrow and nose combo talking about jumpers, kids dressed as movie characters and jumpers:

http://www.muzu.tv/streamabout/on-set-of-the-late-late-toy-show-music-video/1647181/

BensonSlide

I used to really hate the Billie Barry kids when I was a child. I wanted to see cool toys, not frickin' dancing and choirs.

smash

I think it's hilarious when a kid is showing Tubridy how to use some arts and crafts kit and he has a go and completely fúcks up the thing they were making. Last year there was some spinning disc and you put little drops of paint on it and it made a picture. Tubridy stands up and pours on too much paint which completely obliterated her picture

Lapin

Much better thread>>>>>>>>>>








And it doesn't have wanker comments like this one. :mad:

smash wrote: »

Every time a special ed child appears on stage you have to take a drink and hold it in your mouth and try not to laugh!

pebbles21

Or a little skinhead kid gets a toy gun and tells tubbs "geh ou of me little tikes car ye fat gee bag"!

Knine

smash wrote: »

Every time a special ed child appears on stage you have to take a drink and hold it in your mouth and try not to laugh!

Nice to know there are horrible people like you who laugh at children with a disability. Thankfully my child with special needs has a lovely personality something which you clearly lack. No amount of physio or therapy will help the likes of you.

vicwatson

Drink if Dustin appears

Super-Rush

smash wrote: »

Every time a special ed child appears on stage you have to take a drink and hold it in your mouth and try not to laugh!

Don't post in this thread again.

elaney

I have been looking forward to watching it with my son tonight for the first time but he has been up since 5.30 this morning and refused to take his nap today. Not a hope in hell will he be awake at 9.30. Ah well might catch the repeat.:mad:

Conrach

Jedward are in Belfast tonight...http://www.u.tv/Entertainment/Jedward-hail-young-NI-filmmakers/bf2b27ff-5f12-4cbf-b845-a7ffdb434697

Will need another No.2 to keep the momentum going.

MaxSteele

smash wrote: »

Every time a special ed child appears on stage you have to take a drink and hold it in your mouth and try not to laugh!

I'll drink to that

MaxSteele

Super-Rush wrote: »

Don't post in this thread again.

:rolleyes:

Super-Rush

MaxSteele wrote: »

I'll drink to that

Same goes for you.