Ungrateful women and nerds.

Rigol

Im not a nerd ...I can say that in Klingon btw.

Dear Women, especially hot women.

If it wasn't for the common or garden nerd you wouldn't be using a smartphone connected to an international communications network via satellites launched on space rockets, you wouldn't be watching digital recordings of emmerdale or applying chemically manufactured makeup. Nor would you be getting around on public transport or in your car.

(some may see where this is going)

Now although most of this is true to men like me there is a difference. Nerds are financially rewarded and so have no real need for money or good living conditions. Gay nerds, I imagine, would have no real difficulty getting laid given many mens (gay and straight) propensity to make their willy easily accessible.

However...this is generally not the case for women. Who are more discerning in their penile selection criteria.
The nerd has enhanced your life a hundred fold (...(x = y(100) where y = life and x = work of nerd)).
and all he longs for in return is some loving.

Yet they continue to be ridiculed and denied access to your vag drive.
This has a high level on the ingratitude scale. Also is clearly illogical.

So women if you have any morals you'll go out and ride a nerd today. You owe it to them.....you wouldn't be reading this on a computer if it wasn't for them.


(TLDR - women owe nerds a ride cause they've made womens lives so easy)

upstairs for coffee

Did you just watch a Big Bang Theory episode?

MadYaker

Nerd alert.

Spiritual

Neediness is a turn off, a needy nerd must be like having a bout of vaginismus.

Well this is the latest I've seen a post-Coppers thread get started.

Lyaiera

Apparently paying for something with money is no longer enough.

GarIT

Rigol wrote: »

smartphone connected to an international communications network via satellites launched on space rockets

The nerd has enhanced your life a hundred fold (...(x = y(100) where y = life and x = work of nerd)).

You're not a great nerd, my phone connects to the local mobile cell tower.

Your maths doesn't add up. The work of a nerd is 100 times life?

Pea 9

Seems fair enough...dibs on ur mum

Lollers

Yeah but you addressed your post especially to hot women.

If nerds lowered their standards or were more realistic about women, they would get laid more often.

Rigol

GarIT wrote: »

You're not a great nerd, my phone connects to the local mobile cell tower.

Assumption, logical fallacy, strawman....thats what a nerd might say.
International calls, facebook.

Lyaiera

Rigol wrote: »

Assumption, logical fallacy, strawman....thats what a nerd might say.
International calls, facebook.

The vast majority of internet traffic is transmitted via cables.

Rigol

Lollers wrote: »

Yeah but you addressed your post especially to hot women.

If nerds lowered their standards or were most realistic about women, they would get laid more often.

Pleasure from non hot woman ride < pleasure taken by woman of microwave use/ washing up liquid use.
-> Ingratitude equation not resolved.

aaronjumper

That's what alcohol is for.

TheFisherKing

http://tinyurl.com/coznl3l

kneemos

Come on over four eyes,bring a friend...oh sorry.

Rigol

Lyaiera wrote: »

The vast majority of internet traffic is transmitted via cables.

:rolleyes: Yeah like the vast majority of atoms propelled in the large hadron collider will yield non pertinent results.

Richard Hillman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

HeyThereDeliah

The only reason nerds don't get the ride is because they are boring and talk to much.

Rigol

HeyThereDeliah wrote: »

The only reason nerds don't get the ride is because they are boring and talk to much.

Its not about why nerds aren't being rode.
Its about why we ... i mean they.. SHOULD be rode.

(preferably by hot women as an act of appreciation for innovations such as the toaster, vacuum cleaner or fridge)

GarIT

Rigol wrote: »

Assumption, logical fallacy, strawman....thats what a nerd might say.
International calls, facebook.

Satelites are too slow, its all fiber optics.

gingernut125

I know a lot of hot charismatic nerds, they get plenty of women.

Duckworth_Luas

Lyaiera wrote: »

Apparently paying for something with money is no longer enough.

It's also the mechanism through which nerds are actually able to get a ride!

Esoteric_

Since when do things like television and cars make ONLY womens' lives easier?
Make up can be on used for men on stage or on television, to give a desired look for a role, so plenty of men use it, too.

Aside from that, since when are only men able to be nerds?

OP needs to either go get laid, or get over his apparent resentment for women.

Jogathon

Why does the op presume hot women are not sometimes a small bit nerdy/intelligent themselves?

Rigol

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

It's also the mechanism through which nerds are actually able to get a ride!

Nerds have already paid enough.
(through wedgies alone...don't even get me started on copied homework)

GarIT

gingernut125 wrote: »

I know a lot of hot charismatic nerds, they get plenty of women.

Like myself.

Nerds need to learn to suit up, and have girls as your wingmen, always works.

Shryke

gingernut125 wrote: »

I know a lot of hot charismatic nerds, they get plenty of women.

Sure they're not pseudo intellectual hipsters?

aaronjumper

Jogathon wrote: »

Why does the op presume hot women are not sometimes a small bit nerdy/intelligent themselves?

Felicia Day. She is nerdy, hot and a woman.

Lyaiera

Jogathon wrote: »

Why does the op presume hot women are not sometimes a small bit nerdy/intelligent themselves?

I know tonnes of thicko nerds.

westendgirlie

If the OP talks along the same lines as he types, no wonder he's not getting laid. All the women would have nodded off to sleep!

*yawn*

NegativeCreep

Even if you're smart why do you have to act like a nerd? just go out to a club, act like a normal human and you'll get the ride. It's not that hard :pac:

PucaMama

Rigol wrote: »

Im not a nerd ...I can say that in Klingon btw.

Dear Women, especially hot women.

If it wasn't for the common or garden nerd you wouldn't be using a smartphone connected to an international communications network via satellites launched on space rockets, you wouldn't be watching digital recordings of emmerdale or applying chemically manufactured makeup. Nor would you be getting around on public transport or in your car.

(some may see where this is going)

Now although most of this is true to men like me there is a difference. Nerds are financially rewarded and so have no real need for money or good living conditions. Gay nerds, I imagine, would have no real difficulty getting laid given many mens (gay and straight) propensity to make their willy easily accessible.

However...this is generally not the case for women. Who are more discerning in their penile selection criteria.
The nerd has enhanced your life a hundred fold (...(x = y(100) where y = life and x = work of nerd)).
and all he longs for in return is some loving.

Yet they continue to be ridiculed and denied access to your vag drive.
This has a high level on the ingratitude scale. Also is clearly illogical.

So women if you have any morals you'll go out and ride a nerd today. You owe it to them.....you wouldn't be reading this on a computer if it wasn't for them.


(TLDR - women owe nerds a ride cause they've made womens lives so easy)

i payed for my phone/broadband/makeup etc so eh no you have no automatic entitlement to sex.

gingernut125

Shryke wrote: »

Sure they're not pseudo intellectual hipsters?

They hide it well on a Saturday night but they're nerds, took them a while obviously to learn to hide their inner nerdiness

HeyThereDeliah

Rigol wrote: »

Its not about why nerds aren't being rode.
Its about why we ... i mean they.. SHOULD be rode.

(preferably by hot women as an act of appreciation for innovations such as the toaster, vacuum cleaner or fridge)

I rest my case, I'm bored all ready.

Don't forget electric gates, best invention yet, only a man could come up with something that good.

Esoteric_

I'd probably be a stereotypical nerd in that my interests and hobbies are completely nerdy for the most part, and I was a straight A student who went on to study science in college.

Yet I have no issues getting laid, because I go out and have fun and do normal things with lots of different 'types' of people.

Broaden your horizons, OP. And lower your standards. If the women you like aren't liking you back, you're not their type.

Sexist troll banned.