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Sexy lingerie for christmas

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    #32
    Gaynna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Gaynna


    Lingerie is expensive. Just steal some police/security tape, buy some sellotape and make a Y-shaped bikini out of it.


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    #33
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Biggins wrote: »
    Decades of experience in buying for females. :)
    I for one believe you. I also don't want the mental image of you in a pair of crotchless lacy skimpies.:D


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    #34
    wellboytoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭wellboytoo


    I did it last year but got to fond of them to give them to her.


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    #35
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Biggins wrote: »
    Like a good wine, its comes across best if served right and with time.
    Its much more appreciated and the whole outcome can be so much more enjoyable.

    Good thing I don't waste my time with wine and just get on with it :P


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    #36
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Good thing I don't waste my time with wine and just get on with it :P

    Which is all good (if you play with the tools right!) - sometimes its also nice though to take your time and appreciate the starters besides the main meal! :o

    The whipped cream for desert is often the better for it! LOL :D


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    #37
    Greentopia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the wife got some nice stuff in pennys, im looking forward to 'soiling' them on xmas eve

    Classy! :pac:


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    #38
    franktheplank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭franktheplank


    OP I think you need to get a Poll up for your wife.


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    #39
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Daniogroove wrote: »
    Just looking for some good websites to get some sexy stuff for the missus. Preferably sets, where i can chose the sizes separate.
    Seen a few sights that have them sized in S/M/L.. that ain't gonna happen.
    I need to choose each one by like clothes and cup size.. :D

    All help greatly appreciated!


    Homestore & More are selling Sexy Elf and Sexy Santa gear for the woman in your life.

    They have them on sale right beside the kids paintable crib figures...ROFL at that when little Johny or little Mary asks Mammy and Daddy can they get one of those suits instead.:pac::pac::D


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    #40
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Gaynna wrote: »
    Lingerie is expensive. Just steal some police/security tape, buy some sellotape and make a Y-shaped bikini out of it.


    Or a roll of clingfilm/shrinkwrap in Aldi for 99 cents.:pac:


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    #41
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Homestore & More are selling Sexy Elf and Sexy Santa gear for the woman in your life.

    They have them on sale right beside the kids paintable crib figures...ROFL at that when little Johny or little Mary asks Mammy and Daddy can they get one of those suits instead.:pac::pac::D

    My younger sister works there and says the amount of kids picking up those outfits (in the one she works in, they're next to cat and dog outfits!) is hilarious, because the parents freak out at the somewhat raunchy images on the box. :pac:


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    #42
    paddy147
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    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    My younger sister works there and says the amount of kids picking up those outfits (in the one she works in, they're next to cat and dog outfits!) is hilarious, because the parents freak out at the somewhat raunchy images on the box. :pac:


    Airside??






    Now children move along quickly,nothing to see here.

    Oh look over there at the nice Santa with the big sackfull of presents.......:pac::pac:


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    #43
    Greentopia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,221 ✭✭✭Greentopia


    @daniogroove:

    You may find this helpful: A lingerie Buying Guide for Men

    You don't say how much you have to spend on your lady but if you have a fair amount then I can vouch for the quality of this company's lingerie:

    http://www.fairygothmother.co.uk/index.htm

    Their corsets are exquisite handmade creations that are just the sexiest, most feminine items of clothing I think I've ever worn. I only wish I had the money to buy more :(


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    #44
    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    Sex, sex, sex. Is that all yis can think about, and us in a recession. You should be out there protesting not shagging. Dirty blighters :)


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    #45
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Sex, sex, sex. Is that all yis can think about, and us in a recession. You should be out there protesting not shagging. Dirty blighters :)


    I know.....what would the baby jesus think????????:pac:


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    #46
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Shouldnt we be trying to get our knickers off for christmas?


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    #47
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    paddy147 wrote: »
    Airside??



    Now children move along quickly,nothing to see here.

    Oh look over there at the nice Santa with the big sackfull of presents.......:pac::pac:

    Nah, Blanch!


    I'd buy one for the laugh, if I had someone to show it to when it was on me. :pac:


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    #48
    mattjack
    Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    Nah, Blanch!


    I'd buy one for the laugh, if I had someone to show it to when it was on me. :pac:

    Ahem.... us.


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    #49
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    mattjack wrote: »
    Ahem.... us.

    Internet people are not real people! :p


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    #50
    Crimbouser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭Crimbouser


    According to xpose, Damart does a fine line in provocative long johns.


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    #51
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    shalalala wrote: »
    Try lovehoney.co.uk

    Watch this documentary about them if you haven't seen it, it's bloody hilarious.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEdRbtrLiQw


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    #52
    Elmer Blooker
    Registered Users Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    Daniogroove wrote: »
    Just looking for some good websites to get some sexy stuff for the missus. Preferably sets, where i can chose the sizes separate.
    Seen a few sights that have them sized in S/M/L.. that ain't gonna happen.
    I need to choose each one by like clothes and cup size.. :D

    All help greatly appreciated!
    Keep the receipt. She'll want to change the tarty stuff you bought for something "more sensible" after xmas.


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    #53
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    lukesmom wrote: »
    Sex, sex, sex. Is that all yis can think about, and us in a recession. You should be out there protesting not shagging. Dirty blighters :)


    Sure there's shaggers out protesting every day of the week already!


    Methinks you doth protest too much ;)


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    #54
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    I'm not an expert on this topic. It wouldn't be my specialist topic if I ever went on Mastermind that's for sure.

    One thing I've never understood though around Christmas is women who dress up as a "Sexy Santa" or wear some kind of Santa lingerie. Since when has Santa, an elderly man who clearly doesn't take care of himself, due to his red face (possible alcoholic, I hear he does like a sherry?) and portly build, be considered sexy? It's an odd thing to want to dress if a woman wants to appear sexy and seductive. I just don't get the connection. :confused:


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    #55
    Dodge
    Registered Users Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Dodge


    Quit over thinking why women want to dress slutty. Just let them be. You're not forced to find every one who dresses up attractive


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    #56
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Dodge wrote: »
    Quit over thinking why women want to dress slutty. Just let them be. You're not forced to find every one who dresses up attractive

    Really? :eek:

    Now that's why I was thrown out of a Halloween party this year for being "too pervy" :(


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    #57
    holystungun9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Elmer Blooker wrote: »
    Keep the receipt. She'll want to change the tarty stuff you bought for something "more sensible" after xmas.

    What's not sensible about a red PVC catsuit with zips over the breasts and crotch areas, clips at the ankle and wrists, plus attachment loops at the lower back for suspension play?


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    #58
    Daniogroove
    Registered Users Posts: 255 ✭✭Daniogroove


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    What's not sensible about a red PVC catsuit with zips over the breasts and crotch areas, clips at the ankle and wrists, plus attachment loops at the lower back for suspension play?

    ha ha ha


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    #59
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Maybe next year.
    (this year?)


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    #60
    Jimminy Mc Fukhead
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 305 ✭✭Jimminy Mc Fukhead


    Do boards.ie users get a discount Ms Suspicious Postcount?


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    #61
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,817 ✭✭✭phill106


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    mysecret.ie (NSFW!)

    I would just like to point out that mysecrets.ie is a completely different site and not in any way a site a guy needs to go to :(
    Be careful when you type!


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