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If you had your own holodeck

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#32 11-02-2013 6:04pm

Beefy78

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Red Dwarf had this right.

Rimmer: You took your time. Where've you been?

Lister: I was in the AR machine.

Rimmer: Again?

Lister: What do you mean again?

Rimmer: Everybody knows you only use the AR machine to have sex.

Lister: That is not true.

Rimmer: Yes, true! It's pathetic watching you grind away on your own! Day after day after day, you're like a dog that's missing it's master's leg! That groinal attachment's supposed to have a lifetime's guarantee. You've worn it out in nearly three weeks.

Lister: That's an outrageous, scandalous piece of libel. I don't just play the roleplay games. What about the sporting simulations like Zero-Gee kickboxing or Wimbledon?

Rimmer: You only play Wimbledon because you're having it off with that jailbait ball girl.

Lister: That is another total lie! She's not jailbait, she's 17.

Rimmer: Lister, she's just a computer sprite. Surely that's the point. She's just a load of pixels.

Lister: Yeah, but what pixels!

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