Rope in LIDL

johnayo

P.S. On a serios note, the recoil function isn't working on my rope. Anyone else notice this?[/QUOTE]


No problem. 3year warranty. Take it back for replacement.:mad:

SimonLynch

I, love my rope, so I do.

mike65

vektarman wrote: »

What colours did they have? I need a blue one...

You're in luck, every reel is blue.

Surprised this is only in Bargain Alters, to be honest.

You'd think this rope would have a lot more threads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YYpxvvQeMQ

harry21

No problem. 3year warranty. Take it back for replacement.:mad:[/QUOTE]

Tried that, rope sold out, no money back... something about old rope

thesandeman

Apologies to all the customers and staff who had accidents in my local LIDL today. It's just that when I cleared the checkout I needed to unwind.

paddy147

Well I bought the rope,and I also got a nice 6 piece scissor set for 5 euro and also a Parkside Plunge Saw for 30 euro (reduced from 60 euro) in my local Lidl yesterday.:D

mike65

I bought a trolley as my supplementary to the rope.

Zombienosh

PICS OR GTFO

jayteecork

Kenny Logins wrote: »

Would 20 metres be enough for Christmas?

I don't get it.

mike65

mike65 wrote: »

I bought a trolley as my supplementary to the rope.

Zombienosh wrote: »

PICS OR GTFO

Zombienosh

Well played sir. Well played.

paddy147

mike65 wrote: »

BRILLIANT.:D:D



Good value for 20 euros....bought 1 myself a few months back,good bit of kit indeed.

http://www.lidl.ie/cps/rde/xchg/SID-FE6F30D6-095525A9/lidl_ri_ie/hs.xsl/index_27098.htm

bassybass

Frantically googling 'Rope jokes' to keep up with everyone else.

stenan

bassybass wrote: »

Frantically googling 'Rope jokes' to keep up with everyone else.

Don't get roped into this thread!

paddy147

stenan wrote: »

Don't get roped into this thread!

This thread is just skipping along nicely now.

paddy147

No more jokes please,as I will end up in knots with all the laughing.

bassybass

bassybass wrote: »

Frantically googling 'Rope jokes' to keep up with everyone else.

So long as you don't misspell it. That could get nasty.


Mind you, a Google search for "Rope Jokes" get's fairly hefty after the first four results, anyway...

muffler

jayteecork wrote: »

I don't get it.

Shall we cut you some slack?

mike65

/thread needs more "off your trolley" jokes.

take everything

Rang Lidl about this today.
Guy hung up on me.

take everything

Seriously though.
Any more noose on this.

The Guvnor

Classic Thread 12 pages of jokes - will have a read of the full thread tomorrow!

wolfeye

i must buy this so i can learn the ropes.

paddy147

The Guvnor wrote: »

Classic Thread 12 pages of jokes - will have a read of the full thread tomorrow!

With some rope bargains,some scissor bargains,some trolley bargains and a plunge saw bargain aswell.;):)

Dexterm99

I'm at the end of my rope from this thread

NoQuarter

take everything wrote: »

Seriously though.
Any more noose on this.

I'm a frayed knot.

amadain

take everything wrote: »

Rang Lidl about this today.
Guy hung up on me.

How (hi) was he ????

paddy147

You are all sad feckers (me included):D.........12 pages devoted to a length of rope.:eek::pac::D


Standards are really slipping here and should this thread should be tied off now,to prevent any further slippage.

GG66

A blonde on her way to Lidl dropped in to her doctor for some dieting advice. Her wedding was 6 weeks later & she needed to lose some weight to fit into her wedding dress.

He advised that she was quite thin already and wouldn't need to do much to lose the weight she needed, so he gave her a weekly diet plan. His advice was to alternate the diet every week, do it week 1, skip week 2, diet week three, skip week 4 etc.

She came back 6 weeks later and the doctors jaw nearly hit the floor she was so skinny.

"I'm really impressed with the results" he stated, "did you find the diet difficult?"

"Oh no" she replied, "the diet was easy, it was the skipping that nearly killed me"

amadain

The Guvnor wrote: »

Classic Thread 12 pages of jokes - will have a read of the full thread tomorrow!

Yeah, this tread is starting to get really strung out !

ablelocks

i wonder could we make it the longest rope thread, ever?

i think we could, if we all pull together.

Gosub

I can't believe this thread is still hanging around.

T-Bird

Gosub wrote: »

I can't believe this thread is still hanging around.

I know! My Granny's knot amused.

vektarman

This thread is striking a cord...

mangledbadgers

Twas the knot before Ropemass...

Gosub

vektarman wrote: »

This thread is striking a cord...

Yeah... lashings of posts.

Merry crimbo all!:D

baldbear

For a second i thought this thread was "rape in lidl":-*

Patty O Furniture

baldbear wrote: »

For a second i thought this thread was "rape in lidl":-*

Now that would be 'knotty'

K.Flyer

One piece of rope turned to the other and asked... "excuse me, do you have the right twine?"
"no, frayed knot" The other piece replied.

SteelyDanJalapeno

http://www.mandmdirect.ie/products-Johnny-Anvil-Mens-Bracelet-Black_JA40.htm

s8n

roping this back up to the top of the forum....

juan.kerr

s8n wrote: »

roping this back up to the top of the forum....

:mad: Grrrr...knot this thread again.

Peterdalkey

this a real tug of war!!

Kenny Logins

juan.kerr wrote: »

:mad: Grrrr...knot this thread again.

Just skip past it.

handlemaster

Is this one all tied up ?

Zombienosh

juan.kerr wrote: »

:mad: Grrrr...knot this thread again.

frayed so.

muincav

The "Lengths" some people go to just to make up a few "threads" so others will "hang" around.....:D

ablelocks

on a serious knote, there were still some ropes left in lidl in limerick city (castletroy) branch yesterday.

randy hickey

This thread is old noose.