Rope in LIDL

ShaunC

Give it up, you are just stringing us along at this stage.
I'll get my coat:o

Pal

Two ropes leaving the pub at closing time, Rope A falls over and is motionless on the floor. Rope B continues to leave.

"Hey !" says the barman, " You can't leave that lying there !"

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" Its not a line. It's a rope !"

Jarren

Two teenagers walk through a park and see two rabbits getting it on, fast and furious.
"What are they doing?" asks the girl.
"They're jumping rope," says the boy. "Maybe I'll teach you how someday."
"I want you to teach me now," says the girl. So the two go behind some bushes and start getting it on. When the boy has his pants down, the girl asks, "What's behind your 'rope?'"
"That's my knot," says the boy.
"Well," says the girl, "untie the knot and give me some more rope."

:pac:

amadain

randy hickey wrote: »

This thread is old noose.

Must be money for old rope at this late stage.

Davy

amadain wrote: »

Must be money for old rope at this late stage.

And time to tie the knot I think, and let it sink like the titanic...