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WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread
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ScrubsfanChris wrote: »Don't really know what to say.......... guess he was bored?
http://news.sky.com/story/1113339/peeping-tom-fished-out-of-septic-tankReminds me of pictures I saw (can't remember where) after a guy went into a really dank toilet in a pub, taking a pee in the urinals when all of a sudden he sees and eyeball looking up at him through the hole.
Plenty of those dirty feckers are around. There was one video on Youtube for a while called Toilet Boy which was a guy who brought a camera into a public jacks with him.
He started licking the rotten urinal wall and sucking on the rank, grime-encrusted filter while getting really excited
He went into a cubicle and gave a nasty bowl a good lick while sniffing inside it.
There's a whole forum dedicated to that type of toilet-related shenanigans. Bizarre threads from one guy who likes to swim in his local town's sewerage treatment plant (in "human butter", as he calls it), "farming" from public jacks (taking unflushed treats home), to the best methods of storing poo:**** tastes best when it's same day fresh, preferably several hours after it was produced because this permits some nasty organisms to die off.
Fermentation and putrefaction continue to occur when stored in the refrigerator even if only for a few days. Eat it at your own risk. When **** is frozen, fermentation and putrefaction are prevented, but its texture is affected when it's thawed out. Thaw and/or reheat if desired by submerging in a sink full of warm water. Do not use the microwave!
Sadly, a nice firm grogan can turn to mush after thawing. Of course, it will still work fine for smearing. BTW: Be careful what you store **** in. By all means, securely wrap it in the clingy type of clear plastic wrap before you load it into your favorite Tupperware. Failure to use a good clingy wrap will allow odors to penetrate most other types of plastic wraps, bags, and wares even in the freezer! Of course, a Mason jar with a rubber gasket offers safe protection in the refrigerator, but the effects of freezing the jar are unknown to me.
deJ • 2002-08-22
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Renegade Mechanic wrote: »I got as far as the axe in the sandbox.
F*ck -.-
But Mr Brown becomes president
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