WTF??!!!? - The 'What The F*ck' Thread

Charlie-Bravo · 31-01-2019 10:40pm

^wow, the flow is mesmerising.

Paddy Cow · 01-02-2019 3:04am

snow scorpion wrote: »

https://twitter.com/CaliaDomenico/status/1091073518987608066

New Home · 03-02-2019 10:59pm

New Home · 05-02-2019 7:01pm

New Home · 05-02-2019 8:01pm

New Home · 07-02-2019 1:58pm

inforfun · 08-02-2019 12:42pm

https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7623447/bfecaf97/vrienden_met_superlijm.html

And it wasnt first time they screwed with him: https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7568081/d7733fa9/echte_vrienden.html

And https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7438209/2c5a3e1f/geintje_met_secondelijm.html

Paddy Cow · 08-02-2019 1:10pm

inforfun wrote: »

https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7623447/bfecaf97/vrienden_met_superlijm.html

And it wasnt first time they screwed with him: https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7568081/d7733fa9/echte_vrienden.html

And https://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/7438209/2c5a3e1f/geintje_met_secondelijm.html

Is it my computer or that website but all I get it audio and no video? It was the same with the link you posted in the Bawwww thread. Anyone else having a problem?

inforfun · 08-02-2019 1:29pm

Obviously, i dont have that problem.
Try different browsers maybe?
(Chrome here)

Paddy Cow · 08-02-2019 5:23pm

inforfun wrote: »

Obviously, i dont have that problem.
Try different browsers maybe?
(Chrome here)

It's definitely my computer. It's started doing the same thing on YouTube - will only play audio. Ahhhhh! It's only a year old. I hope there's nothing seriously wrong with it.

New Home · 08-02-2019 5:27pm

This is what $20 million look like (I don't know what value the individual banknotes are, but I'd have thought they'd occupy more space). They really should've spread them out more, the mattress would've felt lumpy.

New Home · 08-02-2019 6:54pm

In a much milder WTF way...

Paddy Cow · 08-02-2019 8:14pm

New Home wrote: »

This is what $20 million look like (I don't know what value the individual banknotes are, but I'd have thought they'd occupy more space). They really should've spread them out more, the mattress would've felt lumpy.

I saw this on another site and thought the exact same. I have way too much time on my hands this evening so did some calculations. The largest bank note in circulation in America is $100 but they are not that common, much like the €500 note. $50 notes are less conspicuous.

Lets say each bundle is worth $10,000. That means there are 2,000 bundles.
If a bundle is made up of $100's, there are 100 notes per bundle.
If a bundle is made up of $50's, there are 200 notes per bundle.

Those bundles are pretty big, so for arguments sake, we'll go with $50's (either way it makes no difference, as the number of bundles is the same).

In the top three sections of bed, I count 8 across, 12 down and lets say they are stacked 4 deep. That makes 8x12x4=384. The second section of the bed looks emptier but even if it held the same as the top, it would still only be 384x2=768 bundles or $7,680,000. Still a sh!t ton of money but a far cry from $20 million.

New Home · 08-02-2019 8:51pm

Unless they have a few cheques at the bottom... :pac:

08-02-2019 8:59pm

Those figures assume they're only US dollars, a couple of €500 bundles mixed in there would soon reduce the volume needed.

Paddy Cow · 08-02-2019 9:18pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Those figures assume they're only US dollars, a couple of €500 bundles mixed in there would soon reduce the volume needed.

Totally agree. But the meme says it's $20 million. It doesn't say € :P

Plus euro notes are coloured, which would make it easier to estimate whereas dollar notes are all the same/similar, which makes it harder.

RobertFoster · 08-02-2019 9:36pm

This site shows from $100 to a Trillion Dollars in increments. It's based on $100 bills, but even if you're using $20 or $50 bills it'd be easy to see how $20 million could fit in a bed.

$1 million vs $100 million in $100 bills:

Paddy Cow · 08-02-2019 11:09pm

RobertFoster wrote: »

This site shows from $100 to a Trillion Dollars in increments. It's based on $100 bills, but even if you're using $20 or $50 bills it'd be easy to see how $20 million could fit in a bed.

$1 million vs $100 million in $100 bills:

The bills on that site though are fresh off the printing press. The ones in the bed are used ones. There's a big difference.

unclebill98 · 08-02-2019 11:23pm

You can fit €2.5m in 50's into a Tesco's trolly with room, new or old once its strapped correctly. The same trolly will hold €5m if they are 100's and €25m if its all in 500's. So yeah, it could easily be $20m there.

Paddy Cow · 09-02-2019 12:01am

unclebill98 wrote: »

You can fit €2.5m in 50's into a Tesco's trolly with room, new or old once its strapped correctly. The same trolly will hold €5m if they are 100's and €25m if its all in 500's. So yeah, it could easily be $20m there.

The only way you'll get me to believe that is if you come around to my house and shove $20 million into my bed :pac:

unclebill98 · 09-02-2019 12:22am

Paddy Cow wrote: »

The only way you'll get me to believe that is if you come around to my house and shove $20 million into my bed :pac:

Your pillow talk is top notch my friend

New Home · 09-02-2019 5:05pm

New Home · 09-02-2019 10:59pm

No park rangers to protect your picnic baskets from Yogi, I suppose.

New Home · 14-02-2019 3:42pm

I wouldn't do that, if I were you...

https://i.imgur.com/VLqoKpS.mp4

Also, that leash isn't gonna help one bit, if this chap decides to bolt, he'd rip your arm from its socket.

ganmo · 14-02-2019 4:34pm

New Home wrote: »

I wouldn't do that, if I were you...

https://i.imgur.com/VLqoKpS.mp4

Also, that leash isn't gonna help one bit, if this chap decides to bolt, he'd rip your arm from its socket.

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