Do people have more fun quoting Father Ted than actually watching it?

leahyl

Pat Mustard: I'm a very careful man, Father.
Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom!
Pat: You're not advocating the use of artificial contraception now, are you?
Ted: Well, ye......well, no...well, naturally.....well, not really....well, of course you'd............JUST FECK OFF!

gammygils

Well.... Well I never! I'm putting you on my list of enemies Tony

So there!

Riddle101

gammygils wrote: »

Well.... Well I never! I'm putting you on my list of enemies Tony

So there!

You're in for it now Tony...... Ah I'm only joking, look what I really wrote.
*shows piece of paper with I really like Tony on it"

Also from another episode
Noel: Who's that, is that Tony Lynch going off to the disco?
Ted: No Noel it's just us, we're going out for a bit of fresh air
Noel: Don't forget to bring us back some
Ted: Yeah.... You fecking eejit

gammygils

Well. It's true what they. You should never meet your heroes

You'll only be disappointed!

swiftman

ted: when i say go, you lift you leg and ill place this brick there.
dougal: ok ted.
ted: GO....... come on dougal.

dougal: ted, you forgot your brick

Copper_pipe

5 minutes to the Christmas special!

Notepads and Pencils at the ready!

Dunny

Copper_pipe wrote: »

5 minutes to the Christmas special!

Notepads and Pencils at the ready!

Id rather read the script tbh..;)

Jacks Smirking Revenge

"Not that way for feck's sake, the other way!"

SueBoom

"A pair of feckin' women's knickers."

Jacks Smirking Revenge

"EEeeehhhee Stupid Priests haha bunch of ****."

Da Shins Kelly

"Look at that chalice work!"

RayM

Father Alton Crosby gives good mass.

tdv123

Ruud Gullit sitting on a shed.

Riddle101

Useless priest, can't say mass.

gammygils

God Dougal. Why do women need so many different types of underwewar?

toastedpickles

"Bastard this" and "Bastard that". You can't move for the Bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards.

"You Bastard" "You Fecker" "You bollocks! Get your bollocks out of my face."

"Ride me sideways" was another one.

DonkeyStyle \o/

Jack scared of fighting? I don't think so Ted.

Father Damo

oxygen_temp wrote: »

I was in the pub the other day and my mate was arguing with a girl that she wasn't 29.

"If you're 29 then I'm Boy George"
She produces her passport, then he starts singing the first line of karmachameleon.

Perfect Father Ted quotage

A great way to break up any serious verbal arguement is to grab someone and exclaim

"wait a second.....these are fake arms!"

gammygils

Where am I?

What's that thing there?

Are those my feet?

MadsL

Lets have a screeching contest!

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

gammygils

Shur I wouldn't know. I'm from Donegal!

s.m

what would queen think and peter Gabriel and all those acts who where on earlier in the day ? and what about phil Collins flying all the way to boston ?

RainyDay

Ted, I'm hugely confused.

fussyonion

See, I think you thought I meant "take them out" in an Al Pacino way whereas I was thinking more along the lines of Julie Andrews.

Ted_YNWA

RainyDay wrote: »

Ted, I'm hugely confused.

The posts here are near, but the ones over there are far away.

s.m

i wouldn't know ted you big bollocks

hatrickpatrick

Mrs Doyle: I'd say Father that you might be the second best priest in the country. The second best priest. The second best priest.
Man in boat: ARRRGH wait 'till I get you! Come back here to me now you little bollocks!
Father Jack: Bwahahahahaha
Assumpta: I'm not going out with you - you're just the second best priest in the country! The second best! The second best!
Random lad: Hehehehehehe
Dougal: ........?????????????

fussyonion

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Mrs Doyle: I'd say Father that you might be the second best priest in the country. The second best priest. The second best priest.
Man in boat: ARRRGH wait 'till I get you! Come back here to me now you little bollocks!
Father Jack: Bwahahahahaha
Assumpta: I'm not going out with you - you're just the second best priest in the country! The second best! The second best!
Random lad: Hehehehehehe
Dougal: ........?????????????

:pac::pac:

s.m

more water

norwegianwood

Mrs Doyle "We should all be very careful on the mainland, there's so much crime around, arsonists and muggers everywhere, my friend Mrs O'Dwyer was robbed last week"
Ted: "Ah no, how much did they get?"
Mrs Doyle: "No I don't think you understand Father, she was robbed, they stole her!"

s.m

Father Dougal "Hello Len"
Bishop Brennan "Don't call me Len you little prick. I'm a bishop!"
Father Dougal "Oh right. Well done"

BBDBB

Well Im very cynical as you know...

antodeco

I've no willy

RobbingBandit

Hairy Japanese Bastards!

Hey Yall

We ran the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we saved £200 a year!

x43r0

I knew a Fr.Clint Power

podgemonster

Well there he is risen from the dead, just like yer man....... ET

Cerveja69

I liked it when it came out when I was 15, but last time I saw it, a few years ago, it was cringeworthy. I can't understand how it gets so much time on these forums, everyone constantly quoting it.

s.m

They put a bra on him

Green Giant

I heard there were more than 200 cases of forced transvestism involving Mr Sweeney last year

GLaDOS

They lie in wait like wolves
The smell of blood in their nostrils
Waiting, interminably waiting
And then...

zcorpian88

Ted, I'd love a pop tart.

irishfeen

Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.

zcorpian88

Father Ted: Whats Father Jack looking at?, Whats that you're watching Father Jack?
Father Jack: What?
Father Ted: Is that a film you're watching?
Father Jack: What?
Father Ted: Isn't that Kiefer Sutherland?
Father Jack: WHAT?
Father Ted: Is that Flatliners you're watching?
Father Jack: WHAT?
Father Hernandez: Is Father Jack a little hard of hearing?
Father Jack: WHAT?
Father Ted: Yes he gets a kind of waxy build up in his ears. Then we have to syringe them it's not very nice.
Father Dougal: It's great because we're never short of candles.
Father Jack: WHAT?
Father Hernandez (looks at disgusting ear wax candle on the table)
Father Ted: All that was in his head last week. And there's a few more over there. We,ve nearly enough for a papal funeral, he's a sort of one man candle factory. Aren't you Father Jack?
Father Jack: WHAT?
Father Ted: To be honest, he can hear well enough when he wants to. Watch this. Father Jack, would you like a glass of brandy?
Father Jack: Yes!

maguic24

Cerveja69 wrote: »

I liked it when it came out when I was 15, but last time I saw it, a few years ago, it was cringeworthy. I can't understand how it gets so much time on these forums, everyone constantly quoting it.

Because its legendary!!! My favourite series of all time!! It never gets old.

irishfeen

maguic24 wrote: »

Because its legendary!!! My favourite series of all time!! It never gets old.

Its a gas show... As you say it never gets old - if anything it's like a fine wine and you appreciate it more as time goes by as others come, go and get forgotten about.

s.m

Hey Ted look at this one, doesn't he look like that fella Harvey Keitel

Green Giant

s.m wrote: »

Hey Ted look at this one, doesn't he look like that fella Harvey Keitel

Ah Dougal, how can a rabbit look like...God it's the spitting image of him!!!

JustAddWater

CLIT Power? I knew a Fr Clint Power. She must be having a go at him

s.m

Dougal:And some of his ears are in the inside of his head and when he yawns it sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load hens around inside a barrel

probably the best the best of father ted in my opinion