Durex strangehold on Irish market (& my d**k)

teatreeshamble

So, Durex seems to have a monopoly on condoms in Ireland. Unfortunately, their range sucks if you are bigger than average. Not knowing any better, it's taken me a few years to realise that my mickey shouldn't feel like it's being strangled.

For anybody else who find regular condoms too tight, this site lets you put in length & girth and find the right condom:
[Spent hours searching but not even the condom makers will recommend anything]

http://condomerie.com/condooms-op-maat

Standard condom width is made for 52mm.
Bigger sizes go up to 64mm.

*To those who say "it's one size fits all" - you're wrong.

frozenfrozen

You've a tiny mickey

Hande hoche!

It would probably help if you didn't stretch the latex over your testes.

Please continue, tell us more about your penis.

Tombi!

So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?

castletownman

Not one for the bragging are ya?

Death and Taxes

Deffo, in before the lock!

teatreeshamble

Not so much the brand I'm worried about. Tighter condoms are a lot more likely to break and I don't plan on being a pop for a while.
All the condoms in Ireland are targeted towards average which doesn't work for anyone bigger

teatreeshamble

castletownman wrote: »

Not one for the bragging are ya?

Yeah, not so much the bragging. It took me hours to get info on what I should be looking for. Posting here in case anybody else googles the same frustration I had with regular petrol station/supermarket condoms

Bruthal

castletownman wrote: »

Not one for the bragging are ya?

Sounds a bit cocky alright

dttq

castletownman wrote: »

Not one for the exaggerating are ya?

FYP

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

teatreeshamble wrote: »

Not so much the brand I'm worried about. Tighter condoms are a lot more likely to break and I don't plan on being a pop for a while.
All the condoms in Ireland are targeted towards average which doesn't work for anyone bigger

Right, we get it, you're bigger than most Irish blokes who have smaller dicks that your bigger dick which is bigger than the rest of our more average dicks.

Boombastic

teatreeshamble wrote: »

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For anybody else who find regular condoms too tight, this site lets you put in length & girth (me: 7", 6") and find the right condom:
[Spent hours searching but not even the condom makers will recommend anything]
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7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

El Guapo!

Just use an empty Tayto packet. It'll fit your enormous lad and you'll have a tasty flute after it for your dog to lick off.

dttq

robbie7730 wrote: »

Sounds a bit cocky alright

Stop been a d!ck about it

Lyaiera

Hande hoche! wrote: »

It would probably help if you didn't stretch the latex over your testes.

What if you've got a leak?

Real Life

pics or its not true

Lucyfur

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?

My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

El Guapo!

Lucyfur wrote: »

My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

Pm sent

dttq

Boombastic wrote: »

7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

Think he was talking about mm

Jacks Smirking Revenge

I can make my penis 7".....by folding it in half.

dttq

Lucyfur wrote: »

My boobs are so big,

Please go on.

Boombastic

dttq wrote: »

Stop been a d!ck about it

No need to act the pr1ck

Lucyfur wrote: »

My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

That's nothing, I had to rob the sails off a boat and sew them together to fit

dttq wrote: »

Think he was talking about mm

Either way it's still tiny:pac:

hoodwinked

Hey hey :mad:

is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it!

Bruthal

Boombastic wrote: »

7" long, 6" wide:eek: or is that feet?

6 inch girth, that would be 1.9 inches wide probably. So it would be a stocking filler alright.

Randy Anders

WileyCoyote wrote: »

Deffo, in before the cock!

oops, too late

dttq

Boombastic wrote: »

No need to act the pr1ck

Ah relax, I was just takin the mickey

Lelantos

You could use Mates condoms.....about the only 3 you're likely to have.

Boombastic

robbie7730 wrote: »

6 inch girth, that would be 1.9 inches wide probably. So it would be a stocking filler alright.

Maybe he should use a stocking so...:pac:

dttq wrote: »

Ah relax, I was just takin the mickey

that's some cock and bull story

dttq

hoodwinked wrote: »

Hey hey :mad:

is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it!

Agreed, durex are a shower of insensitive pr!cks

teatreeshamble

Lelantos wrote: »

.....about the only 3 you're likely to have.

?

dttq

Boombastic wrote: »

that's some cock and bull story

What makes you so cock sure of yourself then?

marcsignal

teatreeshamble wrote: »

To those who say "it's one size fits all" - you're wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaFOuuQOGk

Bruthal

dttq wrote: »

Agreed, durex are a shower of insensitive pr!cks

The op is getting ribbed anyway

Antar Bolaeisk

teatreeshamble wrote: »

Not knowing any better, it's taken me a few years to realise that my mickey shouldn't feel like it's being strangled.

Thought they were meant to be tight in order to hold everything in.

dttq

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?

Is that yourself there Willy?

--Kaiser--

hoodwinked wrote: »

Hey hey :mad:

is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it!

Thank you. I usually cut the tips of kitchen gloves and use them

Tombi!

dttq wrote: »

Is that yourself there Willy?

I'd show you it but it's too small.

Scanlas The 2nd

Have to agree with the OP. Range if sizes is inadequate.

Jacks Smirking Revenge

The OP should look into this

teatreeshamble

Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »

Thought they were meant to be tight in order to hold everything in.

It should be snug, not tight. Sellers in Ireland only seem to stock the standard durex condoms(various average sized variations)

Check out that site - it's the only one I could find that provided any kind of guidance.

Condoms? lol

Phoenix Park

rarnes1 wrote: »

Condoms? lol

Well said dad!

dttq

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I'd show you it but it's too small.

Don't be so hard on yourself

lkionm

I have no willy

The Dublin Whale

hoodwinked wrote: »

is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it!

I've had a condom come half off a couple of times, does that mean I'm less girthy than average or is it possible she was just very tight?

Hardonraging

Lucyfur wrote: »

My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.

Infairness i have seen your boobs ... up close ... kinda, and they are quite lovely ...


This point was going some where ... ummm boobs .. durex hold the market here simply due to the average sizing i'd say...

Tombi!

dttq wrote: »

Don't be so hard on yourself

If only the little man was hard enough to stand to attention. Even when he is, you still can't notice him.

Hardonraging

The Dublin Whale wrote: »

I've had a condom come half off a couple of times, does that mean I'm less girthy than average or is it possible she was just very tight?

Duct tape is ure only man there

Jacks Smirking Revenge

Its going to be an interesting prison thread when/if the OP gets banned.

teatreeshamble

The Dublin Whale wrote: »

I've had a condom come half off a couple of times, does that mean I'm less girthy than average or is it possible she was just very tight?

More likely the former than the latter but check the site to see if you're using the right size condom.