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Durex strangehold on Irish market (& my d**k)

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    #32
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Boombastic wrote: »
    that's some cock and bull story

    What makes you so cock sure of yourself then?


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    #33
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    teatreeshamble wrote: »
    To those who say "it's one size fits all" - you're wrong.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaFOuuQOGk


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    #34
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    dttq wrote: »
    Agreed, durex are a shower of insensitive pr!cks

    The op is getting ribbed anyway


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    #35
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    teatreeshamble wrote: »
    Not knowing any better, it's taken me a few years to realise that my mickey shouldn't feel like it's being strangled.

    Thought they were meant to be tight in order to hold everything in.


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    #36
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »
    So basically, you're posting in AH saying you've a bigger than average penis.

    I wonder if the women will do the same about their boobs?

    Is that yourself there Willy?


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    #37
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    hoodwinked wrote: »
    Hey hey :mad:

    is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it! :(

    Thank you. I usually cut the tips of kitchen gloves and use them


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    #38
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    dttq wrote: »
    Is that yourself there Willy?

    I'd show you it but it's too small. :(


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    #39
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    Have to agree with the OP. Range if sizes is inadequate.


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    #40
    Jacks Smirking Revenge
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Jacks Smirking Revenge


    The OP should look into this



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    #41
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    Antar Bolaeisk wrote: »
    Thought they were meant to be tight in order to hold everything in.

    It should be snug, not tight. Sellers in Ireland only seem to stock the standard durex condoms(various average sized variations)

    Check out that site - it's the only one I could find that provided any kind of guidance.


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    #42
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,395 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    Condoms? lol


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    #43
    Phoenix Park
    Registered Users Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Condoms? lol

    Well said dad!


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    #44
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

    I'd show you it but it's too small. :(

    Don't be so hard on yourself


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    #45
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    I have no willy


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    #46
    The Dublin Whale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭The Dublin Whale


    hoodwinked wrote: »

    is everyone forgetting the otherside to the op's post what about the poor guys who have to deal with their tiny penis looking smaller when the regular size condom looks like a 5 man tent on it! :(

    I've had a condom come half off a couple of times, does that mean I'm less girthy than average or is it possible she was just very tight?


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    #47
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    Lucyfur wrote: »
    My boobs are so big, I can't get bras to fit. I have to use two hammocks instead.


    Infairness i have seen your boobs ... up close ... kinda, and they are quite lovely ...


    This point was going some where ... ummm boobs .. durex hold the market here simply due to the average sizing i'd say...


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    #48
    Tombi!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    dttq wrote: »
    Don't be so hard on yourself

    If only the little man was hard enough to stand to attention. Even when he is, you still can't notice him.


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    #49
    Hardonraging
    Registered Users Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    The Dublin Whale wrote: »
    I've had a condom come half off a couple of times, does that mean I'm less girthy than average or is it possible she was just very tight?


    Duct tape is ure only man there


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    #50
    Jacks Smirking Revenge
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Jacks Smirking Revenge


    Its going to be an interesting prison thread when/if the OP gets banned.


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    #51
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    The Dublin Whale wrote: »
    I've had a condom come half off a couple of times, does that mean I'm less girthy than average or is it possible she was just very tight?

    More likely the former than the latter but check the site to see if you're using the right size condom.


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    #52
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »
    Its going to be an interesting prison thread when/if the OP gets banned.

    I don't see how. I'm not being inflammatory and there's SFA resources online dealing with this topic.


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    #53
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    Cum on guys, he just needs a hand.
    No need to be so sucky about it.

    He needs to get something off his chest and I'm sure Lucyfur can help.


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    #54
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    dttq wrote: »
    What makes you so cock sure of yourself then?

    Don't be a langer, the guy needs something on the schlanger


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    #55
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

    If only the little man was hard enough to stand to attention. Even when he is, you still can't notice him.

    If you call him, he will come


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    #56
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    You might have a large penis but you will always be the kind of person that went onto the internet to brag about it.


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    #57
    dttq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭dttq


    Boombastic wrote: »

    Don't be a langer, the guy needs something on the schlanger

    Hes a cock of the walk sort alright


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    #58
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 41,062 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Don't move to Georgia OP

    http://dfwatch.net/georgia-makes-it-illegal-to-sell-condoms-that-enhance-pleasure-28849

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    #59
    teatreeshamble
    Registered Users Posts: 44 ✭teatreeshamble


    Zillah wrote: »
    You might have a large penis but you will always be the kind of person that went onto the internet to brag about it.

    You got me.
    I plan to shows girls this thread in clubs in the hope they'll go home with me.

    Well done Nancy Drew. You've solved the case.


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    #60
    lkionm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,407 ✭✭✭lkionm


    My willy is probably average.
    What does that make me?


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    #61
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    dttq wrote: »
    Hes a cock of the walk sort alright

    It must be hard for him


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